tiger woods!
 

I just really wanted to be the first one on here to make a tiger woods thread.

did i do it! :thumbsup

i feel bad for the guy. we should all take this moment and be thankful we work in an industry where we don't have to make embarrassing apologies and quit our jobs for being slutty.

not even close. maybe like 5th or something. lol.

that appearance for him was a weak display of ridiculousness. i think i'm going to give up golfing because of him.

lol.

Breaking News

Tiger Woods apologies for liking pussy and having sex with several women.

He may have owed his wife and family an apology but he did not owe the general public and apology. :2 cents:

hahahaha yeah- you probably should. in fact i think all golf courses should shut down everywhere for the next year. oh well. i tried.

i mean- i wanted to be the first one to make a posting AFTER he spoke. oh well. i will have to think of a new goal in life now.

my apology woulda went something like this......

"i'm rich......i fuck bitches! thanks for coming"

lollllllll

" I would like to apologize to my penis, for banging skanky sluts."

Thank you for stopping by

hahahaha yeah. that would have been awesome.

Amen to that :thumbsup
Probably doesn't have a choice with the sponsors and money involved

him being a dog/slut is not what it's about if he was a single guy nobody normal would have a problem with him banging 500 skanky porn sluts or Perkins waitresses. he cheated on his wife and kids, not cool. He promoted himself to kids as a role model. Porn industry doesn't mean you don't give up your morals and ethics - for some it does, it shouldn't though.

open relationships, swinging, fucking strangers as a career - are much different than cheating on your spouse or significant other.

he should have apologized for getting married then.

LOL.


kidding.

Breaking News quote from the Tiger Woods press conference:

"I'm on a boat!"

http://media.naplesnews.com/media/im...oods2_t607.jpg

its not about his slutting. its about slutting while being married & a public figure promoting all kinds of morally pure corporations. if you put your self out as a role model & take corporate cash you have responsibilities. He coulda stayed single & turned down all the corporate money & he would have nothing to apologize for.

If he hadn't got caught when he did I have to ask myself what he would be doing right now? The only answer I can think of is "3 or 4 hookers".

His words sounded sincere, but for me it's always been about action speaking louder than words. The words are easy, it's what he does from here on out that really determines whether he's worth a shit or not.


Oh, and to the stalkerazzis who've been tracking his kids and exposing the location of their school and bothering his parents etc, I hope all of you die a horrible lengthy agonizing death, preferably involving some sort of flesh-eating disease of the anus.

Thank you, that is all. I will not be taking any questions from the media.

CD out.

Shut the responsibilities noise, Tiger Woods is the man. Every other professional golfer is a boring twat in comparison.