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tehHinjew 02-18-2010 03:45 PM

Wonder how small American towns get out of debt???
 
It is a slow day in the small Minnesota town of Marshall , and streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.

A rich tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs to pick one for the night.

As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.

The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier, the Farmer's Co-op.

The guy at the Farmer's Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.

The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner.

The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the rich traveler will not suspect anything.

At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves town.

No one produced anything. No one earned anything... However, the whole town is now out of debt and now looks to the future with a lot more optimism.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States government is conducting business today.

GrouchyAdmin 02-18-2010 03:48 PM

Actually, the proprietor is now a further -$100. The hotel proprietor made a promise based upon something he never had, which while illustrates your point, is not completely accurate to your parable since the government, quite literally has a license to print all of the money it wants.

96ukssob 02-18-2010 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 16864256)
Actually, the proprietor is now a further -$100. The hotel proprietor made a promise based upon something he never had, which while illustrates your point, is not completely accurate to your parable since the government, quite literally has a license to print all of the money it wants.

:2 cents::thumbsup

MrMaxwell 02-18-2010 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by tehHinjew (Post 16864226)
It is a slow day in the small Minnesota town of Marshall , and streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.

A rich tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs to pick one for the night.

As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.

The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier, the Farmer's Co-op.

The guy at the Farmer's Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.

The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner.

The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the rich traveler will not suspect anything.

At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves town.

No one produced anything. No one earned anything... However, the whole town is now out of debt and now looks to the future with a lot more optimism.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the United States government is conducting business today.



Welcome to the United States

tehHinjew 02-18-2010 04:33 PM

orly????

CYF 02-18-2010 08:51 PM

I've actually been to Marshall, MN :1orglaugh

v4 media 02-19-2010 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by CYF (Post 16865949)
I've actually been to Marshall, MN :1orglaugh

How was the local prostitute?

Pornopat 02-19-2010 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by v4 media (Post 16866564)
How much was the local prostitute?

100 dollars

tehHinjew 02-20-2010 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CYF (Post 16865949)
I've actually been to Marshall, MN :1orglaugh

are you the man in the story?


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