lesbian joke
 

what does a lesbian bring onher second date?

































































a u-haul trailer

I've seen better, but nice try.

that's what I thought until I thought about it AND this is an inside joke between lezbos... not a joke for men to laugh at

What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers...





Well Hung...




Yea, i prefer that one...

A young woman goes to her doctor after noticing two small circular rash marks one on each side of her inner thigh.

The doctor instructs the woman to undress and sit on the table and spread her legs. Sitting between the young womans legs, the doctor looks up at the young woman and asks if she is a lesbian.

The young woman blushes and says, "Why yes I am." The doctor stands up, and tells the young woman, "Don't worry your rash will go away." The young woman asks what she needs to do. The doctor says, "Go home and tell your girlfriend that her earrings aren't real."

Heh heh,not bad at all

I thought jokes should be funny.

some jokes are 'dry'

This thread = fail

I second that.

she brings a u haul trailer because.......? Because lesbians tend to want to move in right away?????

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
lick-a-lot-o-puss






corny I know

This thread is gay.

Q: What do two lesbians do when they are having their periods?

A: Finger-paint.

a fake cock sound better :1orglaugh

this one is a bit better

Two old lesbians were doing it on a park bench.
One lesbian says to the other, "Take your glasses off, you're scratching my leg."
The other one says,"Put your glasses back on, you're licking the bench!"

How fast can lesbians run????



































lickety split :-))

the replies in this thread have been pretty interseting... it's clear you guys don't know anything about queers... I think that's pretty much 'sex biz fail' for sure

I'm at a loss with the u-haul thing

I have heard better

Okay, and your contribution is....?

I'm not a webmaster... I'm a content shooter. I spend all my time with women, queers and straight... I offer you look into the life of queers... you don't see. what do you want from me...?

That's pretty good...:thumbsup