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$5 submissions 02-15-2010 03:18 AM

Anti-MASTURBATION crackers and other little known origins of Popular products
 
http://www.businesspundit.com/the-un...ular-products/

Trippy. The Graham Cracker was originally part of an ANTI-MASTURBATION diet. LoLz :1orglaugh
The Reverend Sylvester Graham claimed you could suppress carnal urges through diet. According to Graham, bland foods curbed sexual tendencies like masturbation. To help his followers adapt to his prescribed diet, Graham invented his namesake Graham Cracker in 1829. Hundreds of followers chowed down, paving the way for the modern, sexually unaffected graham cracker consumer.
24 other cool originis of common everyday products!

Sarah_Jayne 02-15-2010 04:02 AM

Could explain why you can't get them in the UK.

Iron Fist 02-15-2010 06:24 AM

Explains why I hate crackers.

$5 submissions 02-15-2010 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 16850844)
Explains why I hate crackers.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

V_RocKs 02-15-2010 04:07 PM

I ate those like candy back in high school. I also masturbated 0 to 3 times a day depending on whether or not I had enough time for it.

seeandsee 02-15-2010 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 16850630)
http://www.businesspundit.com/the-un...ular-products/

Trippy. The Graham Cracker was originally part of an ANTI-MASTURBATION diet. LoLz :1orglaugh
The Reverend Sylvester Graham claimed you could suppress carnal urges through diet. According to Graham, bland foods curbed sexual tendencies like masturbation. To help his followers adapt to his prescribed diet, Graham invented his namesake Graham Cracker in 1829. Hundreds of followers chowed down, paving the way for the modern, sexually unaffected graham cracker consumer.
24 other cool originis of common everyday products!

mastrubatez

$5 submissions 02-15-2010 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 16852472)
I ate those like candy back in high school. I also masturbated 0 to 3 times a day depending on whether or not I had enough time for it.

I guess they didn't work :1orglaugh

shimmy2 02-15-2010 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 16850844)
Explains why I hate crackers.

http://images.vimeo.com/11/46/19/114...619748_300.jpg

tiger 02-15-2010 05:03 PM

Ha, great read. It's amazing how many inventions are just accidents that someone stumbled upon along the way trying to create something else.

$5 submissions 02-15-2010 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by tiger (Post 16852640)
Ha, great read. It's amazing how many inventions are just accidents that someone stumbled upon along the way trying to create something else.

One of the trippiest is the ZIPPER. What it was originally designed for versus what it's currently used for.

Iron Fist 02-15-2010 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by shimmy2 (Post 16852590)

You gotta be kidding me. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Cracker as in Ritz. :2 cents:


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