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So I met this girl last night, she was this really cute spanish girl, with the really cute glasses, betty page getup, yada yada. I tell her how she is the prettiest girl there, I tell her friend that I want to know if she is single and she says that she is. I go on for about 2-3 minutes telling her how pretty she is, we should hang out, typical shit... She takes my number, we are going to the same party tonight, superfab, right?

I see her tonight, we talk, seems like we have so much in common, yada yada. We talk for like 30 minutes about whatever, she is from San Fran, does go go dancing at a place here in town, yada yada. She seems to be cool with my traveling and my sites, me producing, etc, etc.

After about 1/2 hour of talking, she's like "wanna buy me a drink?" Of course, I am a gentleman, and I like her so... well, we go to the bar and she starts texting someone while I am getting her a drink. So I know immediately, she is not into getting to know each other better, because that just rude. Which sucks, but whatever, I play it off, I get her the drink, we talk a bit more, some drunk ass girl interrupts us and starts talking about how she got married, and I should take pics of her again. <model that I never booked and this was like 4 years ago, wtf?!? What great timing... huh. I am kindly removing her hands from around my waist, and this girl who I liked and bought the drink for, uses the moment to say she has to use the restroom, etc. I get free of this drunk girl, go to the bathroom as well, tell her we will meet back up.

I come out of the bathroom, looking for the girl and I see her with another dude, going to a dark little corner, then they start dancing together, and I am like, why the fuck did you take my number if you were not into hanging out?!? I was with 2 other girlfriends, maybe that intimidated her, but still. I introduced them both to her. If I had someone buy me a drink, I would not be texting people while she was buying it for me? So she is not even on my radar anymore. The upside, I guess is that the drink that I bought for her told me much more about "where she was at" than I could have otherwise found out. At least I tried. So um, yeah... Best 8 dollar drink I ever bought. Such is the game nowadays I guess. See ya later, your loss. blah.

Wasn't that a nice little story.

...lol :thumbsup thanks for letting me vent, earlybirds

How old are you, 18? Far out.

Very dull story.

...sigh... yes, i knew the idiots would come sooner or later. blah.

You lost the game when you told her how pretty she was, and buying her a drink was the nail in the coffin. Girls like assholes, the end.

Seriously, you talk like a naive teenager.

You need to brush up on your yes signals.

I fricking hate texting, women love it.

Every girl I message on a dating site wants to swap mobile numbers and instead of typing 50wpm we spend the night thumbing dumb abbreviations at 2wpm costing all my phone credit. It's fricking daft. I can just imagine the important message she needed to send before a drink.... "in nite club, score drink, talk l8r xxx".

It could have been worse. A buddy of mine talked to a girl at a bar and offered to buy her a drink. When the drinks came she said, "Thanks for the drink, it was nice meeting you." Then went and sat back down with her boyfriend, whom she gave the drink to.

The bartender told him she had done that few time that night, using her looks to get she and her boyfriend free drinks. I guess about an hour later she was at it again and this time the bartender stepped in and stopped it, told the guy what she was doing and asked her and her boyfriend to leave before they pissed off the wrong person and got their asses kicked.

Here's tip: women are fucked up bitches that say one thing and do another.

Here is a clue ...... "does go go dancing at a place here in town"


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you're an idiot.

:2 cents: Was thinking the exact same thing.

never trust a girl who is always texting.

try the produce section...

:2 cents: ...

Exactly!!!! He should have NEVER told her she was hot. NEVER NEVER NEVER!!! American girls age 18-25 almost without exception will RUN the other way if any man tells them they are pretty. The assholes get the most pussy.

If you want to have a normal relationship with a girl you really should be looking in other countries.:2 cents:

Nah, they just dislike pussies/pushovers.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

What I was thinking.

It's all good dont look to much into it. By the time those types hit 30 their looks have faded and all the assholes keep going for the 25yos she will want a "good guy" and wonder "where are all the good guys". then she will start thinking all guys are assholes because the good guys couldnt care less about her anymore.

and now the only guys who go for them are the broke 30-35yos who are just looking to get laid then go back to their babies mama.

they will then feel their biological clock ticking, end up marrying a guy they meet a local pub, pop out a baby, get divorced and live unhappily ever after.

dont take things personally life has a way of getting these people back. when the looks fade and their is nothing left. they end up being the lonely ones.

these arent women, they are trash, they dont belong in the same category, there are real women. there just arent alot of them so it takes patience.

keep on keeping on, it's a #s game.

i would lay off the compliments though.

Don't talk about my GF... :winkwink:

o and thats why if you have the slightest inkling that they are just trying to use you for a drink. ask them for a kiss in return. if they are into you then they will have no prob. if they are not then you have the answer before the drink.

I stopped reading after the first couple sentences.

i know, it's so sad

i thought i had, apparently not :( And I'm Italian, we are already romantics

DAYYUM! that is horrible

and you sat at home last night eating twinkies and jerking off to tubes. Fucking Hater!

DB you are banned from my threads you fucking idiot. You and fag were probably together last night giving each other blumpkins, whatever, I'm not judging, just saying, snookums :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

True that Meta!

Note taken DM

nice tube sites do you use msn messenger? when i launch movieboss.com i need to do some li kt rades

Man it's not "you're so pretty oh my god woman look at you oh wow you a goddess I'd cut off my arm to touch you" they getting that all night,,

Make it more about... *I* like the way you're made, *I* like your looks.... and keep it to a minimum. When you throw a compliment out there, make it ALWAYS based on YOUR approval.....

"YOU so pretty" = NO.. Admitting SHE has something, what do YOU have..
"YOU are so this or that or another thing" = NO.. Just no
"I don't like ______ (whatever you don't like about most women)" = YES.. It's about YOU
"These guys are so ______(whatever you're supposedly not)" = YES.. It's about YOU
"I like the way you look tonight" = YES.. Based on YOUR approval
"I like women who _____ (whatever you like about them)" = YES.. Indirect compliment

Fall all over any woman and it's just a good way to get to spend on them.. while you're doing that, a guy like me will be making them giggle and get wet and end up spanking them and cumming in their mouth and watching movies with them.. I love watching movies with a woman. It's nice.

Let her know that she's won your approval in some ways.. let her also know that she's not perfect... number ONE let her know that you'll walk in a heart beat. It's about whether or not SHE can hold YOUR interest..

"Alot of women out here tonight are looking damn good, but there's no substance, they just want to play these fools. And look at these guys, they're just letting it happen."

Women I talk to all know that you fuck on ONE TIME with me and one fucked up thing and who were you again... really... Oh I remember you, sort of.. But you WILL remember me, we both know that.. don't we...

She said want to buy me a drink... keep it light, half serious, half joking, "wanna buy ME a drink??" or "sounds like you wanna to buy me one baby" be a little distracted... a little disinterested. .. .


Even bigs said it
Who they attractin with that line, "What's your name what's your sign?"
---Soon as he buy that wine I just creep up from behind---
And ask what your interests are, who you be with
Things to make you smile, what numbers to dial

Excuse me girl
I know it's a bit embarrassing but
I just noticed some tan lines
On your shirt

See I reckon you're about an 8 or a 9,
Maybe even 9 and a half in four beers time.
That blue top shop top you've got on IS nice,
Bit too much fake tan though - but yeah you score high.

But there's just one little thing that really really,
Really really annoying me about you you see,
Yeah yeah like I said you are really fit
But my gosh don't you just know it

I'm not trying to pull you
Even though I would like to
I think you are really fit
You're fit But my gosh don't you know it

Mr.Maxwell, keeping it real. I know, everything you say is true.

listen to this dude, he knows what he's talking about... giving a girl compliment should be like a present for them, once in a blue moon..

shit is way too long...your fail

Beats being hustled for drinks by strippers

:1orglaugh

really??? ...actually, ...no it doesn't :2 cents:

Yea, you should have said no to the drink... then youd know either way...

Let me guess... about the time she was dancing with other dude... she was either empty or close to with her drink?

:thumbsup :pimp

You went on for several minutes about how pretty this girl is and then wonder why she stole a drink from you?

Come on man. That's pathetic. LOL.

hes right

Women like assholes, except the ones who hate assholes.

Damn she devils every one of them

Don't supplicate yourself and that shit won't happen as often.

so he never re-posted?

poor guy you guys are so mean !!! haha

Let's face it... we can all relate to that story.

You wrote a 4 paragraph, full page post about her on an internet message board.

Hate to break the news to you, but you're locked and loaded.

By my calculations of what you just wrote, your estimated IQ is 118.23.