So You Wanna Be A Male Porn Star?? Are You Sure??? Sure Sure??
 

Story:

I was begged and begged for work by this one guy who swore to me that he would not waste my time after wasting it before. He promised me over and over for a week that he was solid and was killing it on other peoples sets.


So i told him for every time you go soft and waste my time you owe me $100. He said "OK".


So the bet was on...



Here is the clip of what happened. BTS CLIP

HAHAHA I would never hire that loser.

haha nice

I hope you made him pay up! :1orglaugh

Harsh LOL

This clip is nice payment.lol

Finding male talent is hard! Or not, as the case may be....

DONT BE A MALE PORN STAR.....words from a male porn star :)

whatan idiot.. why add the extra pressure to yourself when you failed last time


cialis or viagra man... but then again its mental right

I been wanting to come to LA and shoot got any openings

good stuff

LOL if you could get talent to pay for shit like that you'd probably never need to finance another scene again.

What was that? $1300 for one scene just from the one guy? Imagine if you made aspiring male talent show up with say $2,000 for a scene, and if they complete it successfully you pay them X amount, but every time they go limp they owe you $100 or if they can't get it up or get it off it's a $500 fine.

You'd make a killing.

..it dont play for me

give me a chance I can do it...really I can :)

sad taht hot ass woman in pigtails giving you a great blowjob and you can't even get it up

as much as I would like to think I could walk in and bang the whole room I gotta figure the cameras give ya issues, I would probably pop a few pills for insurance ahead of time so I don't look like a little bitch if I fail. :pimp

They come in thinking they're going to swing big wood...

http://www.sha.tc/wp-content/uploads...g-erection.jpg

...and suddenly they are confronted with the reality of the situation when on set:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rG2dquD5xo.../ed-couple.jpg

Always best to go with tried and true talent! :thumbsup :2 cents:

ADG

OK now THAT... was funny!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I was able to do it in front of a webcam.. but hell in front of ppl.. omg I can only imagine.

Wasnt that the dude that sucker punched PornoDan at the XBiz Awards ???

Great video BTW... gotta share that with any guy that thinks being a male performer is easy...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!

Lame... poor guy, he really really sucks!

That was funny.

you like this sort of topic eh.

No viagra? lol

They get all insecure when the camera person is a guy.... or they expect that it's just them and the girl on set... LOL

HAHA! I love it. This should be posted everywhere so surfers can see it. So many dudes think they can do it. They have NO idea. :thumbsup

Yes that's the guy. He claimed I was trying to ruin his career in porn.

Guessing he studied at the LC School of Porn?

Haha nice!!! And even though you poked fun at him you were not nearly as mean about it as you could have been. Great stuff.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=953715

I think it's WHY he hit Dan, too. Dan turned him down for a gig...that's what I've heard.

Too fucking FUNNY. I LOL'ed. Hard.

I bet it would take a rare man to maintain an erection in a room full of dudes laughing at you, rooting for you to fail. And they're filming it.

You didn't make it any easier by laughing behind the camera. :1orglaugh

He has just proven that he won´t have any career which could be ruined.:1orglaugh

Very viral videos.

that's what i don't get.

these are job interviews, what's the ratio of hiring, 10%, for any job? so it's not uncommon in the slightest for most interviewees to get the gig, quite the norm in fact.

why laugh and such to make shit even harder, seems to me the op makes his living shooting guys fucking girls yet seems to take issue against those dudes he's trying to hire to contribute to his business.

I recently hired the same guy and it was a failure as well. As a matter of fact, when the girl herd that it was him she told me it was going to be a long day because she worked with him before and he had serious wood problems.

Should I give you some links where to buy viagra really cheap?

LOL isnt that Dominic Lame

Yup. Its lame when the whole set gets blamed for your own wood issues. And to to get sucker punched over it is even worse, way not cool.


He took 2 viagras with in 3 hours. As we all in the adult production end of the business know that its all in your head. If you have a fight with your girlfriend, or your having a bad day, the only thing that i gonna help you is the needle.


After 4 hours of being there i had John Strong come in and give me an A+ scene. I had a feeling that it was gonna go bad because of the problems he had with me prior and the failures he had with Jim Powers so i had my assistant shoot the video when i was doing stills. I was never gonna release it then i got the call that this guy sucker punched Porno Dan. Thought that i would put Porno Dan and Jim Powers claims of this guys non performance into fact.


Thats the beauty of having 3 full time editors on staff.




Yes i do. I think its funny as shit and very insightful to what really happens on a porn set. And by the looks of it everyone else likes it too.


What is it that you do?? Really? You do nothing as i have scene. You repost shit that you find on the internet or the AP wires carry and troll others.


I think you posted that you were a shooter somewhere right? Owning a point and click, flipping the light switch in mommys basement for lights, having a nic on GFY and talking about what you are planning on doing does not makes you a shooter. You never post any of your work, never have mentioned a client and you seem to always want to Troll me.


Am i wrong? Please correct me if i am.

i doubt if he's dumb enough to take a swing at justdavexxx though. would be the end of his life. lol.

sorry to hear that Dan :(

yes, you are wrong and stand corrected.

i just took a peek at my post history and you are again incorrect on these comments as well.

What do you do here then. What do you bring to the adult buisness. Maybe we can throw some work your way. I mean you have 3000 plus posts here on a webmaster board but with no sig. Curious.

Well look at it this way, you took one for the team. Took a punch to rid the industry of yet another idiot. Only 16,436 more to go.

You claim to shoot lets see what you got? U always want to attack me for what ever reason.

You almost got 3,300+ post in one year, where do u find the time to shoot?


Do you even go to shows??? Nope! What do you do really?? Im curious what is it that you do b besides post on GFY.



You life is pretty sad if all you do is sit on GFY hitting the refresh button to see if people respond to you.



I bet the next thing you say about me is that i suck right?



Im not here to fight with you or anybody, thats just not me, but if Trolling me makes you feel good about yourself and your life, well "TROLL ON DUDE"

i'm here to keep my finger on the pulse of the online porn business. i don't have anything to prove here. admin approved my account info so they are fine with my validity to post here, if you have an issue i suggest you take it up with them, maybe get them to require a sig. i don't handle boy/girl and have no business that i can think of that will make us both money.

gear down, big rig! yes, i'm transitioning what i do in this biz to shooting my own content, i've never claimed to be a shooter, i am shooting now for a micro-niche site and have zero reason to let that cat out of the bag. is shooting hard? yes, i am learning as i go.

do you suck? i have no idea. you've posted more about this before, i recognized that and followed-up with a comment stating i do not understand why- you taking umbrage with that reveals more about you than me.


you do keep going on about my trolling you so feel free to peruse my post history yourself and quote my history of trolling you here. i would like to see that!

not sure how you conclude an anon knick does not attend shows either.

anyhoo, this thread is about you, you like these sorts of things and i don't understand why.

not a big deal from here.