A night in PDX with J-Reel & Too Short.
 

So... Last night J-Reel and myself go out to kick it with Too Short. We show up at the venue a few hours early so we can chill out, get to know some new people, and scout for potential new models.

As it turns out, a bunch of the venue's employes know J-Reel so as the night goes on they are making comments that he does not belong backstage. This is where knowing people becomes a bad thing. At first they did not say a word to me....Only him. Portland is full of haters like this. These poor bastards had to work and were jealous that we were there kicking back.

Now the opening acts come on. These guys SUCK. There were 3 or 4 opening acts who were all from Portland and trying to represent Portland's hip-hop scene. What a god damn embarassment these fuckers were.

Now Too Short finally shows up. J-Reel and I are down stairs visiting with him when all of a sudden the bitches start showing up. This is where the really sad part kicks in. Most of these girls look like crack heads who just crawled out of a dumpster. We are talking about some NASTY looking skanks. After awhile 3 more girls show up. They are nowhere near as bad but still not the typical girl I am used to seeing at events like this.

http://www.ampcontent.com/pics/TooShortBitches.jpg

One of the 3 liked to show her tits.

http://www.ampcontent.com/pics/TooShortTits.jpg

J-Reel and Too Short

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Too Short's manager then invites us to an afterhours party. This place was much better and so were the women. Unfortunately they made me check my camera. Fuckers...Anyway....About 5am we start to stumble home and run into these two chicks and the rest is history.

http://www.ampcontent.com/pics/DrunkChicks1.jpg
http://www.ampcontent.com/pics/DrunkChicks2.jpg

Although I had a good time with J-Reel, overall it was a dissapointing night out. Mainly because Portland sucks ass anyway.

Now I am in the mood for some real parties. 14 days till Vegas...But who's counting?

ahh...nothing like tits n' twat first thing when you wake up. thanx Aaron. I poured in at 6:30am from the South Florida "vegas warm up" at Solid Gold in Miami. :ak47: PornJester kept whining that he hates strip clubs ...wtf?...lol


we've gotta get you a small backup camera Aaron...I was hoping to see the after party.

noone parties like Aaron and Drinking Hard..noone

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Please put your shirt back on.

I love a chick in tight jeans.... mm..coochie cutters..

The sad thing is that she was one of the better looking girls who was backstage at the concert. This chick and one of her friends were hitting on J-Reel and I for over an hour. :glugglug

If she hit on me once (& I was sober) she would not of got the chance to do it again.

How many time do I have to tell you? Stop hanging out at those tranny bars.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Aaron... Your a crazy motherfucker!! You forgot to mention dropping your VodkaCran on the security girls head from the balcony. Or do you even remember that? My head still hurts, What's a good hangover remedy besides Burgerville??

P.S. Where's your pic with short dog?

Here is the pic. Is it me or was Shorty a little fucked up when he arrived?

http://www.ampcontent.com/pics/TooShortAaron.jpg

And for the record...The drink was knocked off of the balcony. I really did not do that on purpose. :glugglug