I'm gay
 

No, I'm not really. I wish I was.. women are so fucking hard to deal with. That's all. How can I manipulate myself into liking men sexually? The thought itself makes me want to puke. But men are so much easier to deal with, although I wouldn't wanna collapse in bed with a hairy man after a shower and make sweet love.

Damn. I would be gay if men weren't so disgusting (yes, me too. Although I would blow myself if I could).

:glugglug
This is my 2nd day in a row I'm working.. I won't sleep until XMAS! Maybe santa will grant me my wish.

jerk to the man in the mirror. :thumbsup

does this qualify as penis envy?

He's fucking ugly, and has such a small dick. he doesn't turn me on.

Yes.

http://www.toppopidol.com/will.jpg



you know you want to


plus, his tongue is too fucking big for his mouth


so he must suck some mean cock





on a serious note, how about starting with shemales

you can work your way up to the big leagues

I don't think we have shemales in finland. They're just unshaven men in dresses whom want to be women. (where't that pic of amp when you need it).

I'd hit a shemale if she was cute, no question about it.

Here you go. :(


http://www.hotlinkpro.com/media/patricia.jpg

WTF??

I'd hit it

so what does the teen godfather look like, that he is so down on himself?

i have the lock on the ugly looking old troll position on the this board.


and as for being/not being gay.... u'd know it if you were.
hell even if u tried 'it' once u'd still be straight ;)

as as to trannies.... there must be some in helsinki!

Ohh i have a feeling a picture will be posted soon, probably of him in his clown suit :1orglaugh

shoot a gay right now - does it make you feel good, then you are NOT gay. If it makes you sad, you ARE gay

::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: kill them all :::::::::

if you wish.
http://koti.welho.com/jpivo/clown.jpg

...
but my personal favorite is still :

http://koti.welho.com/jpivo/me.jpg

Damn, I really must do something stupid again. These pics are getting old.

I will never ba able to sleep again:eek7 :eek2 :eyecrazy

There are plenty of pretty men. GO FOR IT! and send me pics. Pretty men and no women, that's some good porn right there. (I'm a girl)

http://koti.welho.com/jpivo/me.jpg

that photo is funny as shit. But i can understand why you have a hard time with women.. you aint to cute.. do you have any cousins? or does your mom have any friends with sympathetic daughters?

Hell yeah. Mami here knows what she's talking about. I love me some gay porn...:Graucho

That looks like a mullet gone extremely bad...bald in the front, party in the back. :eek7

I am in a relationship, been for the past 3 years. It's just that my better half is.. ehh... a woman, and acts like one.

I'd do ya'. :winkwink:

i'd shag him rotten!

cure yourself brother, before it's too late

Well, I knew you'd end asking for some meat pole! :Graucho Anyway, I made a page with "girls" from my neighborhood. I placed one real girl, you gotta discover
http://fdsign.com/tgf/ :winkwink:

HOLY SHIT!

:eek7

wow, i can see why ya posted teen godfather!

those have got to be the scariest pictures i've ever seen on this board and that's saying something :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Do I make you horny? Do I make you randy?

this

http://fdsign.com/tgf/4.jpg

is the real girl?

NOPE! :glugglug

her???

http://fdsign.com/tgf/nashira2.jpg

:uhoh

http://fdsign.com/tgf/02.jpg

this is the real girl. :thumbsup

That was too obvious she wouldve been my first choice had it not looked so obvious ...

yea thats my excuse, i saw right through it
:eatmouse

Would you spit or swallow? :(

Im Gay to, really gay

No.

How's the diet coming along?

boo-ya, no real girls in that page, all trannies from Buenos Aires! Now TGF I hope this help! (if you need the phone # just lmk :Graucho )

Fuck, there was even a Jenna double, couldn't find a pic, but this tranny had the same body, only than taller, prettier and some inches in the wrong place. And of course, he/she named him/herself as Jenna

:uhoh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
You gotta love that guy :winkwink:

If your gay and you know it clap your hands......

Tell your doctor you ass hole don't have that nice perfect shape anymore cause to many big dicks been playing in there.

If you don't want to make sweet love to a hairy man then fuck an Indian, they aren't hairy at all, so stop making up excuses and stop acting like a fag! Just be one.:1orglaugh :Graucho

Well TGF, you need to find yourself a woman who acts like a guy. Either that or you just have to try to understand your woman a little better (yes, I know, terribly cliche, isn't it?). If ya need someone to babble to, I've been known to assist in a situation here and there.. give me a shout :)