IPad created primarily for online porn industry.
 

This is our opinion:

IPad is too large to be functional for business people and won't take the place of a traditional lap top. If somebody is going to carry around a big slab, might as well carry a lap top with much more functionality, or one of those new mini lap tops.

So why was it created?

Porn surfers who are tired of, and or can not, masterbate in front of their computers started using their cell phones to see porn. Problem is, the screens are simply too small. The portability was great, being able to sneak your porn anywhere you go, (and keeping it away from the wife) But, with that lousy screen, it just wasn't adding up.

Now comes IPad. Same functions as the phone, with a nice large screen. Now the surfer can take his porn into bed, the sofa, etc... and enjoy it without sitting upright at the computer or having to boot up his laptop.

We think the IPad will continue to boost the online adult porn industry and was created by men with porn in mind.

Now, if we can only get webmasters to stop giving away so much free porn, but that is another post.

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sure, but now you have to prop your ipad up on something without scratching the screen. Guess you need to buy the little dock for it.

mind you, it gets rid of the sticky keyboard problem....

I'm wondering if there will be a giant sized iPad dock. Like the iPhone has, only a foot long.

That would be awesome.

No it was not invented with online porn in mind. Think about how awesome it will be to have one of those for folks that have iphones and Macs at home. Now when they travel they can watch a movie on itunes in huge format instead of watching it on a bulky laptop or on an iphone.

Yeah except when he goes to his favorite porn site that uses flash. Then he sees NOTHING.

porn sites put vids out in mp4 for iphone. You don't think they'll put a larger format mp4 out for ipad?

It does, only it's not that big. You can even attach a little keyboard to it.

Plus you can just windex the jizz off that nice glass screen... :thumbsup

So eventually the US downfall will be attributed to the fact that most men are beating their dicks every chance they get, instead of running the country.

Its brilliant isent it

The IPad is significantly less useful than my shitty free LG phone.

It can play flash and Opera Mobile works well enough.

If I had one thats what I would use it for:winkwink:

Would YOU actually go through all that effort? Here's CRAZY idea why not use the same thing everyone else fucking uses instead of trying to force others to use your crappy crap? This has been Steve Jobs' way for 30 years and it's failed every time. Seriously 25 years since the Mac came out and still can't even sniff 10% market share. That's FAIL. That's why Bill Gates could buy Steve Jobs out several times over and still have billions left.

In all seriousness, if that was the reason for the ipad couldn't they have just as easily come out with a wireless iGlasses or iGoggles device to connect to your iPhone?

I would imagine that will be coming out very soon...

I was kind of thinking I will be buying the iPad so that I can play Facebook games in bed before I go to sleep and Melissa is still up reading a book. Sure, I could use one of two notebooks.. but this looks way cooler :)

As it is right now I just lay in bed with my Google Droid but with all that scrolling on a small screen and slow access, it takes forever to load whole pages. lol

Brad

I think it looks neat, but it needs a camera and it fucking needs an SD card slot (which will never happen)

just be sure to use a scratch free cloth :1orglaugh

lol.... funny post.... check your ego form time to time...