A Joke To Start Your Morning
 

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him
out of 10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he
got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Enzo would hear
nothing that he might have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront Enzo about his missing $10 million,
he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks is
that he embezzled from me."

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Enzo where the money is.

Enzo signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."

The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are
talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Enzo's temple and says,
"Ask him again!"

The lawyer signs to Enzo, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

Enzo signs back, "OK. You win! The money is in a brown briefcase,
buried behind the shed in my cousin Bruno's backyard in Woodbridge !"

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

The lawyer replies, " He says you don't have the balls to pull the
trigger."

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Laughing!!

Wasn't expecting that ending... Good Joke..

LOL thanks for the laugh

haha that was a good one! :)

Nice one :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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now that's comedy. thanks.

Assuming that the mafia wants more dirty money from illegal businesses, this joke makes sense. Looks like the lawyer will go to the shed himself to get the money.

It does get hilarious when people deal with a big amount of money.

It's like, "1 mill here, 1 mill there."

It's in a briefcase!!! LOL @ briefcase.

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WTF? :error

Crack is wack foo man chew.

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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh awesome :thumbsup

LOL :1orglaugh

Heh heh,that made me chuckle

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh thanks for the laughs! :thumbsup

hehe , thanks man :)

Great joke, lol!