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TeraBabes 12-21-2002 10:46 AM

Swat Team Outside My House RIGHT NOW!
 
Ok, not the swat team yet, but they are on their way, and there are a boatload of cops outside.

Not for me jackasses... for the guy across the street.

TeraBabes 12-21-2002 10:47 AM

There are 5 cop cars blocking both ends of the street, plus a copy van thingee, plus an ambulance waiting off in the distance.

BJ 12-21-2002 10:47 AM

take a picture

TeraBabes 12-21-2002 10:49 AM

Apparently, this guy has himself all hunkered down, has guns, etc...

I'm charging the battery for my video camera now.

Already moved my car around to the next block over so I can leave through the back and get out if I need to.

TeraBabes 12-21-2002 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PureMeds
take a picture
I've snapped a few. Dno't have time to post them now (need to take more!). Will later.

AaronM 12-21-2002 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeraBabes
Apparently, this guy has himself all hunkered down, has guns, etc...

I'm charging the battery for my video camera now.

Already moved my car around to the next block over so I can leave through the back and get out if I need to.

They will follow you.

MrPopup 12-21-2002 10:51 AM

Shit...this seems exciting....

This may be the last time we ever hear from you.

ytcracker 12-21-2002 10:51 AM

hahaha why doesnt interesting shit like that ever happen here?

perhaps i will need to go crazy so i can hole myself up in my house and my neighbors will have something to do.

EscortBiz 12-21-2002 10:52 AM

I though I gave them your address, post the pics come on:winkwink:

hahmike 12-21-2002 10:53 AM

load up britney spears on full volume. set the mood. :glugglug

TeraBabes 12-21-2002 10:56 AM

Tripod (for video camera) is set up upstairs.

Come on, stupid battery. CHARGE!

ServerGenius 12-21-2002 10:57 AM

Hide the dope quick....after they got this guy arrested they'll come
interviewing the neighbours....don't stand there....hide the dope!

DynaMite :1orglaugh

TeraBabes 12-21-2002 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM


They will follow you.

No, they came over and told me to either leave, or be prepared to stay a while...

So I said I was going, and moved my car. Then I came back in through the basement :)

It seems to be only my block (front of house) this is closed down right now.

GotGauge 12-21-2002 10:58 AM

Doesn't it run off AC?

TeraBabes 12-21-2002 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DynaSpain
Hide the dope quick....after they got this guy arrested they'll come
interviewing the neighbours....don't stand there....hide the dope!

DynaMite :1orglaugh

Done :thumbsup

I can't wait to be the guy who says, "He was really quiet. Always kept to himself."

I don't know if I've ever evcen seen the guy, honestly.

ytcracker 12-21-2002 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeraBabes

I can't wait to be the guy who says, "He was really quiet. Always kept to himself."

hahahahahah funniest thing said ever

TeraBabes 12-21-2002 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GotGauge
Doesn't it run off AC?
Nope... I've got enough of a charge to go for a while, but I want to be able to just turn it on and go...

Dveron 12-21-2002 11:02 AM

Hmm..where is Cobra when you need him:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/63...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

kmanrox 12-21-2002 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeraBabes

Already moved my car around to the next block over so I can leave through the back and get out if I need to.


pussy

=)

TeraBabes 12-21-2002 11:02 AM

Damn... cool rifle this one cop has.

dazzling 12-21-2002 11:03 AM

Im warning you...dont take my picture or ill have to come across the street:ak47:

TeraBabes 12-21-2002 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox



pussy

=)

Fuck yeah. Or maybe just smart :)

boneprone 12-21-2002 11:03 AM

Get the camcorder ready..
I want to see some film!

And go out and do some Interviews, and get some BP4L hand signs out there while you are at it.

Go for it!
Go do it!

TeraBabes 12-21-2002 11:04 AM

How exciting...




Reporting live, from GFY, this is TeraBabes.

ServerGenius 12-21-2002 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeraBabes
Damn... cool rifle this one cop has.
Wait till they start the action....they will be fully focused on their
job....then nick all extra arms they have in the cars....nobody
will notice.....I'll guarantee you they all forgot to lock the doors
of their cars....also nick a radio...it's always handy to know what
they're up too upfront :1orglaugh

DynaMite

TeraBabes 12-21-2002 11:05 AM

Where the fuck is that swat team? Shouldn't they be on call or something???

This started about.... I dunno.... 45 minutes ago.

Amputate Your Head 12-21-2002 11:05 AM

wait til the tension gets really high out there, then open the windows and crank up some gunfire and screaming sound effects on your stereo.

ServerGenius 12-21-2002 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
wait til the tension gets really high out there, then open the windows and crank up some gunfire and screaming sound effects on your stereo.
Damn it's almost that time of the year.....you gotto have firecrackers.....this is the perfect time and place to see if they
work.....

DynaMite

B40 12-21-2002 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hahmike
load up britney spears on full volume. set the mood. :glugglug
Hahahaha do it...

TeraBabes 12-21-2002 11:09 AM

I have tons of shit to do today too... can't leave now though!

B40 12-21-2002 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
wait til the tension gets really high out there, then open the windows and crank up some gunfire and screaming sound effects on your stereo.
Perfect time to watch Saving Private Ryan..

TeraBabes 12-21-2002 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DynaSpain


Damn it's almost that time of the year.....you gotto have firecrackers.....this is the perfect time and place to see if they
work.....

DynaMite

You fuckers should want me to get gunned down more.

If that happens, who's gonna keep you updated here?

TeraBabes 12-21-2002 11:11 AM

Do these dumb asses really think they are ever gonna get out of these situations?

There is NO WAY this guy can get away without:
1. Giving up.
2. Getting shot.

TeraBabes 12-21-2002 11:12 AM

Ok, I think everything is set up now......

Just waiting for the action to start, and I'm ready to roll...

ServerGenius 12-21-2002 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeraBabes


You fuckers should want me to get gunned down more.

If that happens, who's gonna keep you updated here?

No you throw the fireworks out of the window and dug....and
don't forget to press record on your cam first.....we don't want
you to get killed....we're just trying to speed up the report a bit
afterall your battery life is not that long!

DynaMite :thumbsup

Amputate Your Head 12-21-2002 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeraBabes
Do these dumb asses really think they are ever gonna get out of these situations?

There is NO WAY this guy can get away without:
1. Giving up.
2. Getting shot.

he's in his basement right now tunneling to the center of the earth....

TeraBabes 12-21-2002 11:14 AM

A good friend of mine's car is parked right out front. hehe... I hope it takes a bullet. And I hope that is the ONLY stray, of course.

Due 12-21-2002 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeraBabes
Where the fuck is that swat team? Shouldn't they be on call or something???

This started about.... I dunno.... 45 minutes ago.

The Donut shop is having a happy hour. Just wait 20 minutes

TeraBabes 12-21-2002 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


he's in his basement right now tunneling to the center of the earth....

Actually, he doesn't have a basement. Sucker.

Amputate Your Head 12-21-2002 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeraBabes


Actually, he doesn't have a basement. Sucker.

ahhh HA! So you DO know the guy! You've been over there haven't you! You've taken part in his freaky gay buttered sex adventures.... admit it!

TeraBabes 12-21-2002 11:16 AM

You know, if I was ever going to pull a Pathfinder, this would be be a perfect opportunity...

:1orglaugh

corvette 12-21-2002 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeraBabes
Do these dumb asses really think they are ever gonna get out of these situations?

There is NO WAY this guy can get away without:
1. Giving up.
2. Getting shot.

he is hoping that a neighbor will toss some firecrackers out the window to distract the police so that he can get into his car parked out back and escape

TeraBabes 12-21-2002 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


ahhh HA! So you DO know the guy! You've been over there haven't you! You've taken part in his freaky gay buttered sex adventures.... admit it!

Nah.... his side of the street doesn't have basements. Mine does, because it's on a hill.

TeraBabes 12-21-2002 11:18 AM

The cop closest to the action (with the big gun) is looking a bit ancy. I think he's gonna be trigger happy.

TeraBabes 12-21-2002 11:20 AM

SWAT TEAM IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

7 Minute Abs 12-21-2002 11:21 AM

hey, I've been a lurker here for a few months now, and I think I'm the guy across the street that you're talking about.

Why is the swat team outside my place? I didn't do nothing man. Do you call them on me? Tell them to go away!

theking 12-21-2002 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TeraBabes
You know, if I was ever going to pull a Pathfinder, this would be be a perfect opportunity...

:1orglaugh

Your obession with Pathfinder is pathetic. With any luck the shooting will start and you will receive a direct hit. One less tranny freak will make for a good Xmas.

ServerGenius 12-21-2002 11:24 AM

You better hope he's not sitting on a ton of semtex

DynaMite :helpme

Loadie 12-21-2002 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
wait til the tension gets really high out there, then open the windows and crank up some gunfire and screaming sound effects on your stereo.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :Graucho :1orglaugh

Cohen 12-21-2002 11:27 AM

this thread rule -
Post the movie/pictures when you are done, and you should win a dvdplayer


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