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brassmonkey 02-02-2010 07:13 AM

No vagina(story inside)
 
:Oh crap :Oh crap its a miracle!!!!! :)

Oral conception. Impregnation via the proximal gastrointestinal tract in a patient with an aplastic distal vagina. Case report.
?Case report:

The patient was a 15-year-old girl employed in a local bar. She was admitted to hospital after a knife fight involving her, a former lover and a new boyfriend. Who stabbed whom was not quite clear but all three participants in the small war were admitted with knife injuries.

The girl had some minor lacerations of the left hand and a single stab-wound in the upper abdomen. Under general anaesthesia, laparotomy was performed through an upper midline abdominal incision to reveal two holes in the stomach. These two wounds had resulted from the single stab-wound through the abdominal wall. The two defects were repaired in two layers. The stomach was noted empty at the time of surgery and no gastric contents were seen in the abdomen. Nevertheless, the abdominal cavity was lavaged with normal saline before closure. The condition of the patient improved rapidly following routine postoperative care and she was discharged home after 10 days.

Precisely 278 days later the patient was admitted again to hospital with acute, intermittent abdominal pain. Abdominal examination revealed a term pregnancy with a cephalic fetal presentation. The uterus was contracting regularly and the fetal heart was heard. Inspection of the vulva showed no vagina, only a shallow skin dimple was present below the external urethral meatus and between the labia minora. An emergency lower segment caesarean section was performed under spinal anaesthesia and a live male infant weighing 2800 g was born?

The patient was well aware of the fact that she had no vagina and she had started oral experiments after disappointing attempts at conventional intercourse. Just before she was stabbed in the abdomen she had practised fellatio with her new boyfriend and was caught in the act by her former lover. The fight with knives ensued. She had never had a period and there was no trace of lochia after the caesarean section. She had been worried about the increase in her abdominal size but could not believe she was pregnant although it had crossed her mind more often as her girth increased and as people around her suggested that she was pregnant. She did recall several episodes of lower abdominal pain during the previous year. The young mother, her family, and the likely father adapted themselves rapidly to the new situation and some cattle changed hands to prove that there were no hard feelings.

LeCoq 02-02-2010 07:17 AM

Incredible story

Voodoo 02-02-2010 07:18 AM

She swallows!

nico-t 02-02-2010 07:26 AM

"some cattle changed hands"

no pussy is a result of inbreed, and this small line tells me its some backward 3rd world country

Bhunter 02-02-2010 07:44 AM

Oral Creampie :thumbsup:thumbsup leaking onto bra..

ShellyCrash 02-02-2010 08:05 AM

This was so crazy I had to look it up myself.

Addendum:

Quote:

A plausible explanation for this pregnancy is that spermatozoa gained access to the reproductive organs via the injured gastrointestinal tract. It is known that spermatozoa do not survive long in an environment with a low pH (Jeffcoate1975), but it is also known that saliva has a high pH and that a starved person does not produce acid under normal circumstances (Bernards & Bouman 1976). It is likely that the patient became pregnant with her first or nearly first ovulation otherwise one would expect that inspissated blood in the uterus and salpinges would have made fertilization difficult. The fact that the son resembled the father excludes an even more miraculous conception.
The last line kills :1orglaugh

fatfoo 02-02-2010 08:38 AM

I think that sperm can get inside the stomach to the womb/eggs not neccesarily through vagina. Good point.

brassmonkey 02-02-2010 08:43 AM

that would be crazy getting a baby from a female you only had oral sex with

wild johnny 02-02-2010 08:57 AM

Well I guess that is one up for the spitters..Laughing!!

Got pregnant via a blow job and she had no vagina. Where is Heraldo this has to be one of his stories.

tranza 02-02-2010 09:13 AM

Thats a crazy story!

michael.kickass 02-02-2010 11:01 AM

Unbelievable

gandalfuy 02-02-2010 11:29 AM

mmm, I find that hard to believe.

brassmonkey 02-02-2010 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gandalfuy (Post 16805905)
mmm, I find that hard to believe.

its rare google it and it happened to that unlucky bastard :1orglaugh wait i better not laugh :(

k0nr4d 02-02-2010 11:50 AM

i bet alot of you homos are worried about getting pregnant now

born2blog 02-02-2010 12:06 PM

hard to believe this is a true story, how legit is the source of this news?

brassmonkey 02-05-2010 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 16805979)
i bet alot of you homos are worried about getting pregnant now

uh gays can't have babies :upsidedow


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