Funniest Email Subject Line of The Day!
 

"Giant women eating ass 96-2"


What was the funniest one you got today?


^ that shit had me cryin

giant women eating ass??

welll hell, how come i haven't met her!

Subject: wrist compartment UlHxqRgegay


Topics like that make me want to run get my CC and buy, buy, buy!!

I'll send her GIANT ass over Pete ;)

if you can cargo ship it, she aint to big for me!

i like the women with a full right field and left field on their ass ;)

cuz you know how fat my woman is ;)

280lbs of luvin!

I jsut checked my email to psot here, and i got a virus.. :P
but here's a fucked up one i get like 3 or 4 times a day
From: "(02)23703090" <[email protected]>
Subject: =?Big5?B?rUO9z7hgqNPBe6FBsGXCpyAuxf2nQahnxXcyNEi81 rN6pKOxSbnmoUk=?=

"re: like my shoulder blades"

WTF? :helpme

It's spamming a free membership Amazing Teen Sluts

:eyecrazy

haha Pete!

Hell yeh, your woman's got a PHAT ass ;)

But don't tell her I said that shit or next time we meet I'm sure I'll get smacked haha

"RE: PEPPERD PUSS"


I got that a few days ago.... Hungry?

"re: You've been accepted to LAU, Lick AlottaPuss University"

:)

Can I get fries with that?

Nothing funny today..
I don't understand why I get such stupid messages daily, and a lot of them, to all my different addies.. like this:

"Receive Chocolates & Vase with 24 Holiday Roses!"

Woohoo!