I'm a hopeless ALCOHOLIC
 

Oh sorry, I just realised I was on the wrong boards, I thought this was the AA forums.

we all have our problems....

so you're alcoholic - big deal - it's fixable...

the asshole thing though, that will take more work.........

After a bro injection in Vegas, you sure do think you're now an invincible don't you?

Seriously, your avatar makes you look quite thin, when in reality you're the fattest fuck I've seen in years.

You remind me of Brando when he fell apart at the seams.

GOD DAMN!!!

Dat's....

COLD BLOODDDDDDEDDDD...

drinking is greatttt

Drinking is only a problem when you admit it's a problem. So don't admit it's a problem and you're all good..lol

Actually, I lied in the thread title, I'm a very accomplished alcoholic. The thing about most alcoholics, they are good liars. Ask fatboy.

LOL Barefootsies.

see - he's got the alcoholic thing under controll.

it's the asshole problem he needs help with..

I wonder - have you tried different types and alcohol to see if one type is a happy drunk and another a mean one? might be worth experimenting...

Now the question is.. are you an alcoholic or a drunk?

Seriously, how did you become such a fat fuck? If I ate constantly for 3 months, I wouldn't be your size. I am 5' 11" and weigh 75Kg. You look like around 6ft and double that weight.

Depression is normally the cause of fat fuckness, it's been proven. Do you need a hug?

It's control btw, you are so used to spelling troll, it's now habitual.

I'd wish I was one...