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theking 01-07-2010 03:38 AM

If the rain backs off this morning
 
...my dog and I are going camping for a couple of days. It is on the cold wet side but I am tired of being inside. I like the wilderness...just hope the fucking bears are hibernating as they should be...but that leaves the lions out and about...as they don't hibernate...and they are more dangerous than the bears.

Agent 488 01-07-2010 03:39 AM

you still live at pathfinder's house?

theking 01-07-2010 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 16723049)
you still live at pathfinder's house?

No...his wife died (my second mother) and I moved to a different state years ago.

fatfoo 01-07-2010 04:01 AM

Just don't the let the dog called "the truth of death" chase after you and bite onto your arm. If the dog does run up to you and sink its teeth in your arm, you have to say, "I'm not the liar you want dog, it is the other man down the hill." The dog will then stop biting you and run down the hill to bite the other man.

But, beware... If the dog called "the truth of death" runs down the hill to the other man and the other man provides concrete information to the dog that you are the man the dog wants, that means the dog will run back up the hill and sink its jaws in your arm again.

If you are quick enough - you can climb up a tree while the dog is talking to the other man down the hill.

theking 01-07-2010 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 16723083)
Just don't the let the dog called "the truth of death" chase after you and bite onto your arm. If the dog does run up to you and sink its teeth in your arm, you have to say, "I'm not the liar you want dog, it is the other man down the hill." The dog will then stop biting you and run down the hill to bite the other man.

But, beware... If the dog called "the truth of death" runs down the hill to the other man and the other man provides concrete information to the dog that you are the man the dog wants, that means the dog will run back up the hill and sink its jaws in your arm again.

If you are quick enough - you can climb up a tree while the dog is talking to the other man down the hill.

Uh oh???

John-ACWM 01-07-2010 04:30 AM

Sounds like an adventure.Tell more if you go.

daniel_webcams 01-07-2010 04:36 AM

enjoy it!

Altwebdesign 01-07-2010 04:41 AM

have fun with that!

quiet 01-07-2010 08:28 AM

i love camping, but i'm more of a hike in, one night, and hike back kind of guy.

tranza 01-07-2010 08:52 AM

enjoy it and be carefull!!

StuartD 01-07-2010 08:54 AM

Be careful, a lot has changed outside since you last left your house in 1850.

theking 01-07-2010 03:33 PM

Well...this morning it was drizzling rain...but was not to bad...so I drove up to an area that I have camped at before. It requires the use of four wheel drive to access this area...then a pretty long hike. A couple of years ago I discovered a leanto that someone had built...at some point in time...but it was in really bad condition...so I spent some time and expense rebuilding it...but this morning I unfortunately learned...vandals had found it and did major damage. It began pouring down rain...to much without the protection of the leanto...so I returned home. Come spring I will rebuild the leanto.


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