What's that? You want to be a bro?
 

If you want to be classed as a big balling adult webmaster you're going to need some premium text on your juicy sites. You want to know what happens in the real world?

A bro is going to check out your site, see some sexy HTML, hot ass pictures and think 'yeah, I dig this'.

Then what? He reads the absolute cluster fuck of text that is presented before him and blocks you on ICQ. All because you didn't bother investing a little cash in competent writers to seal your bro deal. You go to sleep that night being the same little fish, hugging your pillow, weeping softly as the hours tick past, wishing you were a bro.

Do you want that to happen? No, you don't. So what should you do? Get your site up to scratch and invest in proper hand written content. It doesn't take a master of specialist mathematics to work it out;

Hand written content = More hits
More hits = More cash
More cash = More pussy
More Pussy = You happy
You happy = End game.

Do yourself a favor. Hit up a group of competent writers who'll do the work for you. I know from experience that Adult Copywriters create 100% bro friendly content.

Stop being little league, become a bro today.

Merry fucking Christmas too.