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Huggles 12-29-2009 11:05 PM

Couple Seduce Teen 42 mins on Pornhub now
 
Fuck, just as I was reviewing why my conversions haven't been too good on couple seduce teens, and WHAM, 42 minute video on Pornhub. Nice.

Agent 488 12-29-2009 11:06 PM

yeah that's a good one.

SatansCandy 12-29-2009 11:13 PM

80% of Internet Use is PORN related and yet only 1% of the population thinks they will be sent to hell when they die. (Barna Poll)

"In the last days walking after their own ungodly lusts. Lovers of pleasure more than lovers of God" - 2 Timothy

uno 12-29-2009 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SatansCandy (Post 16693969)
80% of Internet Use is PORN related and yet only 1% of the population thinks they will be sent to hell when they die. (Barna Poll)

"In the last days walking after their own ungodly lusts. Lovers of pleasure more than lovers of God" - 2 Timothy

Nice post #69.

Deej 12-29-2009 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno (Post 16693982)
Nice post #69.

They like to post convenient little proverbs n such...

its kind of weird

weekly 12-29-2009 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SatansCandy (Post 16693969)
80% of Internet Use is PORN related and yet only 1% of the population thinks they will be sent to hell when they die. (Barna Poll)

"In the last days walking after their own ungodly lusts. Lovers of pleasure more than lovers of God" - 2 Timothy

I love this guy

potter 12-29-2009 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles (Post 16693957)
Fuck, just as I was reviewing why my conversions haven't been too good on couple seduce teens, and WHAM, 42 minute video on Pornhub. Nice.

Do people even bother watching them when they're 42 minutes? How long would that take to buffer?

Iron Fist 12-30-2009 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter (Post 16693998)
Do people even bother watching them when they're 42 minutes? How long would that take to buffer?

It doesn't buffer the whole movie... its probably set to default.. buffer 10 seconds and download the rest while playing...

Besides, i've seen a few of those 42 minute scenes.... boring as all fuck....

Girl and guy smile at each other.
Girl peels off shirt to show off tits.
Guy takes off shirt to show manly chest.
Girl unzips guys pants to jerk him off since hes flaccid.
5 minutes of watching her jerk him off and more moans and groaning....
Girl gives guy blowjob... turns either into... gagging session, sucking nutsack, licking shaft.
Girl takes off panties or skirt or whatever below the waistline.
Girl gets fucked now that guy is nice and hard finally.
15 minutes of basic doggy style and a gazillion camera angles of the same fucking boring thing, oh and let's not forget that the guy slips out about a dozen times.
Might slip it in the pooper.... might not, depends on the video.
Guy pulls out and jerks off to orgasm, cumshot in the face if your lucky, usually cumshot on the ass, or straight to carpet/sheets/bed/blanket/couch/whatever.
Fade to black.

Rinse and repeat.... and you guys are worried that this is what is killing sales? Then your content fucking sucks if this shit competes with your paysites.

KILL_FRENZY 12-30-2009 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 16694193)
It doesn't buffer the whole movie... its probably set to default.. buffer 10 seconds and download the rest while playing...

Besides, i've seen a few of those 42 minute scenes.... boring as all fuck....

Girl and guy smile at each other.
Girl peels off shirt to show off tits.
Guy takes off shirt to show manly chest.
Girl unzips guys pants to jerk him off since hes flaccid.
5 minutes of watching her jerk him off and more moans and groaning....
Girl gives guy blowjob... turns either into... gagging session, sucking nutsack, licking shaft.
Girl takes off panties or skirt or whatever below the waistline.
Girl gets fucked now that guy is nice and hard finally.
15 minutes of basic doggy style and a gazillion camera angles of the same fucking boring thing, oh and let's not forget that the guy slips out about a dozen times.
Might slip it in the pooper.... might not, depends on the video.
Guy pulls out and jerks off to orgasm, cumshot in the face if your lucky, usually cumshot on the ass, or straight to carpet/sheets/bed/blanket/couch/whatever.
Fade to black.

Rinse and repeat.... and you guys are worried that this is what is killing sales? Then your content fucking sucks if this shit competes with your paysites.

Great point, well said :thumbsup

You received Intelligence +5, Willpower +3, 300 Gold Coins and a shit-load of cookies

CaptainHowdy 12-30-2009 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SatansCandy (Post 16693969)
80% of Internet Use is PORN related and yet only 1% of the population thinks they will be sent to hell when they die. (Barna Poll)

"In the last days walking after their own ungodly lusts. Lovers of pleasure more than lovers of God" - 2 Timothy

You cannot hate christian terror...

Klen 12-30-2009 07:37 AM

They uploaded movie sex trek which have duration 98 minutes.

The Duck 12-30-2009 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 16694193)
It doesn't buffer the whole movie... its probably set to default.. buffer 10 seconds and download the rest while playing...

Besides, i've seen a few of those 42 minute scenes.... boring as all fuck....

Girl and guy smile at each other.
Girl peels off shirt to show off tits.
Guy takes off shirt to show manly chest.
Girl unzips guys pants to jerk him off since hes flaccid.
5 minutes of watching her jerk him off and more moans and groaning....
Girl gives guy blowjob... turns either into... gagging session, sucking nutsack, licking shaft.
Girl takes off panties or skirt or whatever below the waistline.
Girl gets fucked now that guy is nice and hard finally.
15 minutes of basic doggy style and a gazillion camera angles of the same fucking boring thing, oh and let's not forget that the guy slips out about a dozen times.
Might slip it in the pooper.... might not, depends on the video.
Guy pulls out and jerks off to orgasm, cumshot in the face if your lucky, usually cumshot on the ass, or straight to carpet/sheets/bed/blanket/couch/whatever.
Fade to black.

Rinse and repeat.... and you guys are worried that this is what is killing sales? Then your content fucking sucks if this shit competes with your paysites.

Best post of 2009 right there.

SmokenCess 12-30-2009 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 16694193)
It doesn't buffer the whole movie... its probably set to default.. buffer 10 seconds and download the rest while playing...

Besides, i've seen a few of those 42 minute scenes.... boring as all fuck....

Girl and guy smile at each other.
Girl peels off shirt to show off tits.
Guy takes off shirt to show manly chest.
Girl unzips guys pants to jerk him off since hes flaccid.
5 minutes of watching her jerk him off and more moans and groaning....
Girl gives guy blowjob... turns either into... gagging session, sucking nutsack, licking shaft.
Girl takes off panties or skirt or whatever below the waistline.
Girl gets fucked now that guy is nice and hard finally.
15 minutes of basic doggy style and a gazillion camera angles of the same fucking boring thing, oh and let's not forget that the guy slips out about a dozen times.
Might slip it in the pooper.... might not, depends on the video.
Guy pulls out and jerks off to orgasm, cumshot in the face if your lucky, usually cumshot on the ass, or straight to carpet/sheets/bed/blanket/couch/whatever.
Fade to black.

Rinse and repeat.... and you guys are worried that this is what is killing sales? Then your content fucking sucks if this shit competes with your paysites.

this post alone should be stickied.

kristin 12-30-2009 08:31 AM

Awesome, great find.

Thanks!

STAROTICA 12-30-2009 08:37 AM

friggin beautiful

zurc-net 12-30-2009 08:38 AM

I have seen popstars do backflips off of trampolines from their roof into the pool. Quite interesting...

Agent 488 12-30-2009 09:11 AM

thanks for the post. good to get a surfers perspective sometimes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 16694193)
It doesn't buffer the whole movie... its probably set to default.. buffer 10 seconds and download the rest while playing...

Besides, i've seen a few of those 42 minute scenes.... boring as all fuck....

Girl and guy smile at each other.
Girl peels off shirt to show off tits.
Guy takes off shirt to show manly chest.
Girl unzips guys pants to jerk him off since hes flaccid.
5 minutes of watching her jerk him off and more moans and groaning....
Girl gives guy blowjob... turns either into... gagging session, sucking nutsack, licking shaft.
Girl takes off panties or skirt or whatever below the waistline.
Girl gets fucked now that guy is nice and hard finally.
15 minutes of basic doggy style and a gazillion camera angles of the same fucking boring thing, oh and let's not forget that the guy slips out about a dozen times.
Might slip it in the pooper.... might not, depends on the video.
Guy pulls out and jerks off to orgasm, cumshot in the face if your lucky, usually cumshot on the ass, or straight to carpet/sheets/bed/blanket/couch/whatever.
Fade to black.

Rinse and repeat.... and you guys are worried that this is what is killing sales? Then your content fucking sucks if this shit competes with your paysites.


fris 12-30-2009 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin (Post 16694638)
Awesome, great find.

Thanks!

brazzers at it again

Naechy 12-30-2009 09:26 AM

Pornhub is good

Scott McD 12-30-2009 09:31 AM

Thanks for the heads up! Gonna watch now...

cyco_cc 12-30-2009 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 16694193)
It doesn't buffer the whole movie... its probably set to default.. buffer 10 seconds and download the rest while playing...

Besides, i've seen a few of those 42 minute scenes.... boring as all fuck....

Girl and guy smile at each other.
Girl peels off shirt to show off tits.
Guy takes off shirt to show manly chest.
Girl unzips guys pants to jerk him off since hes flaccid.
5 minutes of watching her jerk him off and more moans and groaning....
Girl gives guy blowjob... turns either into... gagging session, sucking nutsack, licking shaft.
Girl takes off panties or skirt or whatever below the waistline.
Girl gets fucked now that guy is nice and hard finally.
15 minutes of basic doggy style and a gazillion camera angles of the same fucking boring thing, oh and let's not forget that the guy slips out about a dozen times.
Might slip it in the pooper.... might not, depends on the video.
Guy pulls out and jerks off to orgasm, cumshot in the face if your lucky, usually cumshot on the ass, or straight to carpet/sheets/bed/blanket/couch/whatever.
Fade to black.

Rinse and repeat.... and you guys are worried that this is what is killing sales? Then your content fucking sucks if this shit competes with your paysites.

Well, shit... when you say it like that, porn isn't very entertaining any more :( Thanks a lot!:disgust

punkpred 12-30-2009 09:51 AM

But when they post a Mofos or juggcash promo how all of you don't say shit!!

Scott McD 12-30-2009 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyco_cc (Post 16694817)
Well, shit... when you say it like that, porn isn't very entertaining any more :( Thanks a lot!:disgust

Which is why most the time a hot chick wearing clothes does more for me than a naked chick...

potter 12-30-2009 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 16694193)
It doesn't buffer the whole movie... its probably set to default.. buffer 10 seconds and download the rest while playing...

Besides, i've seen a few of those 42 minute scenes.... boring as all fuck....

Girl and guy smile at each other.
Girl peels off shirt to show off tits.
Guy takes off shirt to show manly chest.
Girl unzips guys pants to jerk him off since hes flaccid.
5 minutes of watching her jerk him off and more moans and groaning....
Girl gives guy blowjob... turns either into... gagging session, sucking nutsack, licking shaft.
Girl takes off panties or skirt or whatever below the waistline.
Girl gets fucked now that guy is nice and hard finally.
15 minutes of basic doggy style and a gazillion camera angles of the same fucking boring thing, oh and let's not forget that the guy slips out about a dozen times.
Might slip it in the pooper.... might not, depends on the video.
Guy pulls out and jerks off to orgasm, cumshot in the face if your lucky, usually cumshot on the ass, or straight to carpet/sheets/bed/blanket/couch/whatever.
Fade to black.

Rinse and repeat.... and you guys are worried that this is what is killing sales? Then your content fucking sucks if this shit competes with your paysites.

Yeah, but to buffer a 45 minute video, you would need to buffer a hell of a lot more than a 10 second start. The user's down speed would be able to catch up with that in no time. So by the time they reached 1-2 minutes, they'd probably have caught up with the buffer, and have to pause to rebuffer a ten second start right?

I dunno, maybe I should go test this theory and go to pornhub and try to watch a 45 minute video. But I'm pretty sure there's no way I could just open up the video and watch it all the way through without sitting there a dozen times while the video catches up to the buffer and it would have to pause and buffer out ahead of the current spot.

Loch 12-30-2009 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KILL_FRENZY (Post 16694258)
Great point, well said :thumbsup

You received Intelligence +5, Willpower +3, 300 Gold Coins and a shit-load of cookies

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dirty Dane 12-30-2009 11:48 AM

"teens" :error

andrej_NDC 12-30-2009 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles (Post 16693957)
Fuck, just as I was reviewing why my conversions haven't been too good on couple seduce teens, and WHAM, 42 minute video on Pornhub. Nice.

lol that site was interresting many years ago...do you think it will convert until forever? If it was that easy, hollywood wouldn't produce new movies, too.

xxxjay 12-30-2009 12:54 PM

I always made a lot of sales with CST

SmokeyTheBear 12-30-2009 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 16694193)
Besides, i've seen a few of those 42 minute scenes.... boring as all fuck....

Girl and guy smile at each other.
Girl peels off shirt to show off tits.
Guy takes off shirt to show manly chest.
Girl unzips guys pants to jerk him off since hes flaccid.
5 minutes of watching her jerk him off and more moans and groaning....
Girl gives guy blowjob... turns either into... gagging session, sucking nutsack, licking shaft.
Girl takes off panties or skirt or whatever below the waistline.
Girl gets fucked now that guy is nice and hard finally.
15 minutes of basic doggy style and a gazillion camera angles of the same fucking boring thing, oh and let's not forget that the guy slips out about a dozen times.
Might slip it in the pooper.... might not, depends on the video.
Guy pulls out and jerks off to orgasm, cumshot in the face if your lucky, usually cumshot on the ass, or straight to carpet/sheets/bed/blanket/couch/whatever.
Fade to black.

Rinse and repeat.... and you guys are worried that this is what is killing sales? Then your content fucking sucks if this shit competes with your paysites.

i have watched baseball games too , boring as all fuck.

Someone sings a terrible rendition of the anthem
some nobody throws out the first ball
buncha guys throw the ball back and forth whilst grabbing their crotches and spitting

rinse and repeat , yet its still entertaining and still making dough :)

i know its not really the point but , in a way it is...

slapass 12-30-2009 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 16694193)
It doesn't buffer the whole movie... its probably set to default.. buffer 10 seconds and download the rest while playing...

Besides, i've seen a few of those 42 minute scenes.... boring as all fuck....

Girl and guy smile at each other.
Girl peels off shirt to show off tits.
Guy takes off shirt to show manly chest.
Girl unzips guys pants to jerk him off since hes flaccid.
5 minutes of watching her jerk him off and more moans and groaning....
Girl gives guy blowjob... turns either into... gagging session, sucking nutsack, licking shaft.
Girl takes off panties or skirt or whatever below the waistline.
Girl gets fucked now that guy is nice and hard finally.
15 minutes of basic doggy style and a gazillion camera angles of the same fucking boring thing, oh and let's not forget that the guy slips out about a dozen times.
Might slip it in the pooper.... might not, depends on the video.
Guy pulls out and jerks off to orgasm, cumshot in the face if your lucky, usually cumshot on the ass, or straight to carpet/sheets/bed/blanket/couch/whatever.
Fade to black.

Rinse and repeat.... and you guys are worried that this is what is killing sales? Then your content fucking sucks if this shit competes with your paysites.

This is the paysites! That is what porn is and has been for 30 years. So pretty hard to compete when it is free.

slapass 12-30-2009 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andrej_NDC (Post 16695108)
lol that site was interresting many years ago...do you think it will convert until forever? If it was that easy, hollywood wouldn't produce new movies, too.

Check it out. Six of the top ten are sequels - http://boxofficemojo.com/yearly/chart/?yr=2009&p=.htm

kristin 12-30-2009 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass (Post 16695769)
Check it out. Six of the top ten are sequels - http://boxofficemojo.com/yearly/chart/?yr=2009&p=.htm

Yeah, Spiderman 3 is like all time opening weekend money ... crazy. #3, really?

And then the whole Twilight saga I don't get that. The last sequel to Twilight made $26 million for the midnight opening. WTF?

digitaldivas 12-30-2009 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 16694193)
It doesn't buffer the whole movie... its probably set to default.. buffer 10 seconds and download the rest while playing...

Besides, i've seen a few of those 42 minute scenes.... boring as all fuck....

Girl and guy smile at each other.
Girl peels off shirt to show off tits.
Guy takes off shirt to show manly chest.
Girl unzips guys pants to jerk him off since hes flaccid.
5 minutes of watching her jerk him off and more moans and groaning....
Girl gives guy blowjob... turns either into... gagging session, sucking nutsack, licking shaft.
Girl takes off panties or skirt or whatever below the waistline.
Girl gets fucked now that guy is nice and hard finally.
15 minutes of basic doggy style and a gazillion camera angles of the same fucking boring thing, oh and let's not forget that the guy slips out about a dozen times.
Might slip it in the pooper.... might not, depends on the video.
Guy pulls out and jerks off to orgasm, cumshot in the face if your lucky, usually cumshot on the ass, or straight to carpet/sheets/bed/blanket/couch/whatever.
Fade to black.

Rinse and repeat.... and you guys are worried that this is what is killing sales? Then your content fucking sucks if this shit competes with your paysites.

Fucking A Sharphead! :thumbsup

TheDoc 12-30-2009 04:25 PM

Kick ass, as soon as that Video comes down ratios should drop back to 1:50...

CYF 12-30-2009 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 16694193)
It doesn't buffer the whole movie... its probably set to default.. buffer 10 seconds and download the rest while playing...

Besides, i've seen a few of those 42 minute scenes.... boring as all fuck....

Girl and guy smile at each other.
Girl peels off shirt to show off tits.
Guy takes off shirt to show manly chest.
Girl unzips guys pants to jerk him off since hes flaccid.
5 minutes of watching her jerk him off and more moans and groaning....
Girl gives guy blowjob... turns either into... gagging session, sucking nutsack, licking shaft.
Girl takes off panties or skirt or whatever below the waistline.
Girl gets fucked now that guy is nice and hard finally.
15 minutes of basic doggy style and a gazillion camera angles of the same fucking boring thing, oh and let's not forget that the guy slips out about a dozen times.
Might slip it in the pooper.... might not, depends on the video.
Guy pulls out and jerks off to orgasm, cumshot in the face if your lucky, usually cumshot on the ass, or straight to carpet/sheets/bed/blanket/couch/whatever.
Fade to black.

Rinse and repeat.... and you guys are worried that this is what is killing sales? Then your content fucking sucks if this shit competes with your paysites.

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

maxjohan 12-30-2009 11:23 PM

Its been like this for like 2 years, rigggght?

Try to live with it instead of to focus on negative aspects as we cant
switch back the clock. Move on with life.

A few of this crowd are so stubborn. really should at least

If only i had sold youtube for 1,5 billion!
( come on, "see the light" instead)

Tippy 12-31-2009 04:41 AM

I don't know, I've watched some long porn scenes which had an interesting story line, I can always fast forward if it gets boring, it's nice to have the option available. Some of the better scenes I've seen are the Baby Sitter type, some are very well acted out actually and build up well to the sex act part itself.

I don't like the wham bam instant hardcore action stuff, sometimes its interesting to see how they got to doing it in the first place... I also don't like couch/bedroom/interview type scenes. Couch and bedroom banging is too common.

Raf1 12-31-2009 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 16694193)
It doesn't buffer the whole movie... its probably set to default.. buffer 10 seconds and download the rest while playing...

Besides, i've seen a few of those 42 minute scenes.... boring as all fuck....

Girl and guy smile at each other.
Girl peels off shirt to show off tits.
Guy takes off shirt to show manly chest.
Girl unzips guys pants to jerk him off since hes flaccid.
5 minutes of watching her jerk him off and more moans and groaning....
Girl gives guy blowjob... turns either into... gagging session, sucking nutsack, licking shaft.
Girl takes off panties or skirt or whatever below the waistline.
Girl gets fucked now that guy is nice and hard finally.
15 minutes of basic doggy style and a gazillion camera angles of the same fucking boring thing, oh and let's not forget that the guy slips out about a dozen times.
Might slip it in the pooper.... might not, depends on the video.
Guy pulls out and jerks off to orgasm, cumshot in the face if your lucky, usually cumshot on the ass, or straight to carpet/sheets/bed/blanket/couch/whatever.
Fade to black.

Rinse and repeat.... and you guys are worried that this is what is killing sales? Then your content fucking sucks if this shit competes with your paysites.

this pretty much sums it up

seeandsee 12-31-2009 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 16693959)
yeah that's a good one.

:warning:warning

andrej_NDC 12-31-2009 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass (Post 16695769)
Check it out. Six of the top ten are sequels - http://boxofficemojo.com/yearly/chart/?yr=2009&p=.htm

But in porn, its not completely re-done movies, its the same movies, you don't even see a difference between a 2005 movie and a movie produced in 2009, I can't tell the difference.


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