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Overload 12-28-2009 08:51 PM

life can be surprising
 
lol, i am 43yo now and member at a local single dating site (free) limited to my hometown area ... i never really looked around, but today (after almost 2 yrs of membership) i had some time to play and checked some profiles ... anything from 18 to my age ... visited profiles are notified they had been loaded and by about 2am my time i suddenly saw a message from a very slim 21yo redhead ... "hey, you shy? i dont bite and like men with experience!" ... me, shy? no way!, so i wrote back ... after some messages it got a bit slippery and finally she admitted she likes big cock up her ass and that she has a crush on older men :winkwink: so, now i have a date for 1st of jan 2010 with a 5" tiny 110lbs teenie eager for a rectal plug ... cud a year start any better? i doubt it :thumbsup

L-Pink 12-28-2009 08:54 PM

Be sure to get back to us after the date .....


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JD 12-28-2009 08:58 PM

you need to post pics ;)

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-28-2009 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Overload (Post 16689940)
lol, i am 43yo now and member at a local single dating site (free) limited to my hometown area ... i never really looked around, but today (after almost 2 yrs of membership) i had some time to play and checked some profiles ... anything from 18 to my age ... visited profiles are notified they had been loaded and by about 2am my time i suddenly saw a message from a very slim 21yo redhead ... "hey, you shy? i dont bite and like men with experience!" ... me, shy? no way!, so i wrote back ... after some messages it got a bit slippery and finally she admitted she likes big cock up her ass and that she has a crush on older men :winkwink: so, now i have a date for 1st of jan 2010 with a 5" tiny 110lbs teenie eager for a rectal plug ... cud a year start any better? i doubt it :thumbsup

:upsidedow:upsidedow:upsidedow

dav3 12-28-2009 09:20 PM

obligatory: pics or it didnt happen

LiveDose 12-28-2009 09:23 PM

Yes, a follow up please.

Spunky 12-28-2009 09:31 PM

Too bad you don't have a big cock to stuff up her ass

Overload 12-28-2009 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 16690025)
obligatory: pics or it didnt happen

lol, i surely wont be able to make pics while at IT :winkwink: but i'll ask her for pics for sure :2 cents: so far i only have a self shot she made ... looks wild to me ... (i luv em skinny) http://bravedigger.net/00/baboo.jpg

a touch of uma thurman, not?

Overload 12-28-2009 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 16690049)
Too bad you don't have a big cock to stuff up her ass

rofl, you'd suffocate :thumbsup 1.9 inch diameter at 7.6 inches length; enuff to kill ya for sure :thumbsup

woj 12-28-2009 09:43 PM

it's probably some scam... :2 cents:

fatfoo 12-28-2009 09:45 PM

Karen O is a pussy.

Overload 12-28-2009 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 16690082)
it's probably some scam... :2 cents:

nope, its not a commercial single site but a local dating network without any scams :winkwink:

dav3 12-28-2009 09:48 PM

shes cute

one question though...

at any point in your conversation with her, did she randomly say 'im just a sexy girl'?

BlackCrayon 12-28-2009 11:44 PM

you're gonna get mugged dude.

PornMD 12-28-2009 11:46 PM

Does she really know what she's in store for?

http://www.manbottle.com/pictures/ma...y_big_cock.jpg

SmokenCess 12-28-2009 11:48 PM

she wants to get in your pockets.

IllTestYourGirls 12-28-2009 11:50 PM

Youre going to get mugged :2 cents:

Farang 12-29-2009 12:15 AM

so you're going to get laid in few days? holy shit batman!!

AlySinclair 12-29-2009 12:18 AM

This one time, at band camp....

Agent 488 12-29-2009 12:39 AM

always thought you were dumb. point proved.

lazycash 12-29-2009 01:34 AM

So 21 is a teenie? She failed to mention that she's looking for a sugar daddy.

xenigo 12-29-2009 01:59 AM

Alright, this is funny. Clearly you haven't been in the online dating game for long. I've not known of any woman who would admit to needing a "big cock" in a first conversation besides a chat bot.

Good luck with the chat bot. :thumbsup

xp-ViT 12-29-2009 02:40 AM

Give us her pics, naked!!! :-)

sexuallyhealed 12-29-2009 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Overload (Post 16689940)
lol, i am 43yo now and member at a local single dating site (free) limited to my hometown area ... i never really looked around, but today (after almost 2 yrs of membership) i had some time to play and checked some profiles ... anything from 18 to my age ... visited profiles are notified they had been loaded and by about 2am my time i suddenly saw a message from a very slim 21yo redhead ... "hey, you shy? i dont bite and like men with experience!" ... me, shy? no way!, so i wrote back ... after some messages it got a bit slippery and finally she admitted she likes big cock up her ass and that she has a crush on older men :winkwink: so, now i have a date for 1st of jan 2010 with a 5" tiny 110lbs teenie eager for a rectal plug ... cud a year start any better? i doubt it :thumbsup



A big Gay guy will show up.

Pleasurepays 12-29-2009 04:31 AM

breaking news... local creep, 43 years old and in the porn business, giddy at the idea of having sex.

more to come...

in other news, adult dating sites full of fake profiles of gay guys trolling for middle aged men, posing as cute young girls who'll "do anything once"

xenigo 12-29-2009 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 16690849)
breaking news... local creep, 43 years old and in the porn business, giddy at the idea of having sex.

more to come...

in other news, adult dating sites full of fake profiles of gay guys trolling for middle aged men, posing as cute young girls who'll "do anything once"

I once had what I thought was a female tell me that if I wanted to ever have sex with her, I'd "have to let her boyfriend suck my dick". It took about 5 minutes for me to realize the "female" was actually some random dude trolling for straight guys. :1orglaugh

sicone 12-29-2009 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 16690092)
at any point in your conversation with her, did she randomly say 'im just a sexy girl'?


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Pleasurepays 12-29-2009 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 16690858)
I once had what I thought was a female tell me that if I wanted to ever have sex with her, I'd "have to let her boyfriend suck my dick". It took about 5 minutes for me to realize the "female" was actually some random dude trolling for straight guys. :1orglaugh

was he a gentle and considerate lover?

Overload 12-29-2009 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 16690649)
Alright, this is funny. Clearly you haven't been in the online dating game for long. I've not known of any woman who would admit to needing a "big cock" in a first conversation besides a chat bot.

Good luck with the chat bot. :thumbsup

its no dating site, its a local social network site limited to my hometown and surrounding suburbs ... i wud never trust a dating site coz i KNOW they are all scam ... and no, she didnt mention she is just a sexy girl :P and its no chat box either ... sorry folks, but you have been in biz too long to realise there are REAL people out there :D rofl ...

tranza 12-29-2009 08:47 AM

Well, be carefull and good luck with that!

Chosen 12-29-2009 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 16690025)
obligatory: pics or it didnt happen

:2 cents::thumbsup

Pleasurepays 12-29-2009 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Overload (Post 16691212)
its no dating site, its a local social network site limited to my hometown and surrounding suburbs ... i wud never trust a dating site coz i KNOW they are all scam ... and no, she didnt mention she is just a sexy girl :P and its no chat box either ... sorry folks, but you have been in biz too long to realise there are REAL people out there :D rofl ...

that's like saying "you've been a banker for so long, you no longer trust rich Nigerian nephews of the oil minister who just want me to middle a $30,000,000.00 banking transaction.. rofl"

xenigo 12-29-2009 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Overload (Post 16691212)
its no dating site, its a local social network site limited to my hometown and surrounding suburbs ... i wud never trust a dating site coz i KNOW they are all scam ... and no, she didnt mention she is just a sexy girl :P and its no chat box either ... sorry folks, but you have been in biz too long to realise there are REAL people out there :D rofl ...

Well, I wasn't implying all dating sites were scams. I met my girlfriend on Yahoo Personals and she hasn't scammed me yet, or tried to sell me a membership to her "sexy profile"... I'm still waiting, though. :1orglaugh

HDADULT 12-29-2009 03:23 PM

I see a trainwreck coming.

bbobby86 12-29-2009 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMD (Post 16690381)
Does she really know what she's in store for?

http://www.manbottle.com/pictures/ma...y_big_cock.jpg

Bigyyyy :winkwink: :warning


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