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12-28-2009, 06:51 PM

lol, i am 43yo now and member at a local single dating site (free) limited to my hometown area ... i never really looked around, but today (after almost 2 yrs of membership) i had some time to play and checked some profiles ... anything from 18 to my age ... visited profiles are notified they had been loaded and by about 2am my time i suddenly saw a message from a very slim 21yo redhead ... "hey, you shy? i dont bite and like men with experience!" ... me, shy? no way!, so i wrote back ... after some messages it got a bit slippery and finally she admitted she likes big cock up her ass and that she has a crush on older men so, now i have a date for 1st of jan 2010 with a 5" tiny 110lbs teenie eager for a rectal plug ... cud a year start any better? i doubt it

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12-28-2009, 06:54 PM

Be sure to get back to us after the date .....

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12-28-2009, 06:58 PM

you need to post pics ;)
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12-28-2009, 07:14 PM

Originally posted by Overload

lol, i am 43yo now and member at a local single dating site (free) limited to my hometown area ... i never really looked around, but today (after almost 2 yrs of membership) i had some time to play and checked some profiles ... anything from 18 to my age ... visited profiles are notified they had been loaded and by about 2am my time i suddenly saw a message from a very slim 21yo redhead ... "hey, you shy? i dont bite and like men with experience!" ... me, shy? no way!, so i wrote back ... after some messages it got a bit slippery and finally she admitted she likes big cock up her ass and that she has a crush on older men so, now i have a date for 1st of jan 2010 with a 5" tiny 110lbs teenie eager for a rectal plug ... cud a year start any better? i doubt it
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12-28-2009, 07:20 PM

obligatory: pics or it didnt happen

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12-28-2009, 07:23 PM

Yes, a follow up please.

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12-28-2009, 07:31 PM

Too bad you don't have a big cock to stuff up her ass

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12-28-2009, 07:33 PM

Originally posted by dav3

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lol, i surely wont be able to make pics while at IT but i'll ask her for pics for sure so far i only have a self shot she made ... looks wild to me ... (i luv em skinny)

a touch of uma thurman, not?

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12-28-2009, 07:37 PM

Originally posted by Spunky

Too bad you don't have a big cock to stuff up her ass

rofl, you'd suffocate 1.9 inch diameter at 7.6 inches length; enuff to kill ya for sure

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12-28-2009, 07:43 PM

it's probably some scam...

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12-28-2009, 07:45 PM

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12-28-2009, 07:48 PM

Originally posted by woj

it's probably some scam...

nope, its not a commercial single site but a local dating network without any scams

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12-28-2009, 07:48 PM

shes cute

one question though...

at any point in your conversation with her, did she randomly say 'im just a sexy girl'?

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12-28-2009, 09:44 PM

you're gonna get mugged dude.

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12-28-2009, 09:46 PM

Does she really know what she's in store for?

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12-28-2009, 09:48 PM

she wants to get in your pockets.
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12-28-2009, 09:50 PM

Youre going to get mugged
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12-28-2009, 10:15 PM

so you're going to get laid in few days? holy shit batman!!

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12-28-2009, 10:18 PM

This one time, at band camp....

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12-28-2009, 10:39 PM

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12-28-2009, 11:34 PM

So 21 is a teenie? She failed to mention that she's looking for a sugar daddy.

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12-28-2009, 11:59 PM

Alright, this is funny. Clearly you haven't been in the online dating game for long. I've not known of any woman who would admit to needing a "big cock" in a first conversation besides a chat bot.

Good luck with the chat bot.
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12-29-2009, 12:40 AM

Give us her pics, naked!!! :-)

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12-29-2009, 01:29 AM

Originally posted by Overload

lol, i am 43yo now and member at a local single dating site (free) limited to my hometown area ... i never really looked around, but today (after almost 2 yrs of membership) i had some time to play and checked some profiles ... anything from 18 to my age ... visited profiles are notified they had been loaded and by about 2am my time i suddenly saw a message from a very slim 21yo redhead ... "hey, you shy? i dont bite and like men with experience!" ... me, shy? no way!, so i wrote back ... after some messages it got a bit slippery and finally she admitted she likes big cock up her ass and that she has a crush on older men so, now i have a date for 1st of jan 2010 with a 5" tiny 110lbs teenie eager for a rectal plug ... cud a year start any better? i doubt it

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12-29-2009, 02:31 AM

breaking news... local creep, 43 years old and in the porn business, giddy at the idea of having sex.

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12-29-2009, 02:39 AM

Originally posted by Pleasurepays

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in other news, adult dating sites full of fake profiles of gay guys trolling for middle aged men, posing as cute young girls who'll "do anything once"

I once had what I thought was a female tell me that if I wanted to ever have sex with her, I'd "have to let her boyfriend suck my dick". It took about 5 minutes for me to realize the "female" was actually some random dude trolling for straight guys.
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12-29-2009, 02:52 AM

Originally posted by dav3

at any point in your conversation with her, did she randomly say 'im just a sexy girl'?
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12-29-2009, 06:02 AM

Originally posted by xenigo

I once had what I thought was a female tell me that if I wanted to ever have sex with her, I'd "have to let her boyfriend suck my dick". It took about 5 minutes for me to realize the "female" was actually some random dude trolling for straight guys.

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12-29-2009, 06:22 AM

Originally posted by xenigo

Alright, this is funny. Clearly you haven't been in the online dating game for long. I've not known of any woman who would admit to needing a "big cock" in a first conversation besides a chat bot.

Good luck with the chat bot.

its no dating site, its a local social network site limited to my hometown and surrounding suburbs ... i wud never trust a dating site coz i KNOW they are all scam ... and no, she didnt mention she is just a sexy girl :P and its no chat box either ... sorry folks, but you have been in biz too long to realise there are REAL people out there :D rofl ...

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12-29-2009, 06:47 AM

Well, be carefull and good luck with that!

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12-29-2009, 06:58 AM

Originally posted by dav3

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12-29-2009, 07:06 AM

Originally posted by Overload

its no dating site, its a local social network site limited to my hometown and surrounding suburbs ... i wud never trust a dating site coz i KNOW they are all scam ... and no, she didnt mention she is just a sexy girl :P and its no chat box either ... sorry folks, but you have been in biz too long to realise there are REAL people out there :D rofl ...

that's like saying "you've been a banker for so long, you no longer trust rich Nigerian nephews of the oil minister who just want me to middle a $30,000,000.00 banking transaction.. rofl"
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12-29-2009, 12:39 PM

Originally posted by Overload

its no dating site, its a local social network site limited to my hometown and surrounding suburbs ... i wud never trust a dating site coz i KNOW they are all scam ... and no, she didnt mention she is just a sexy girl :P and its no chat box either ... sorry folks, but you have been in biz too long to realise there are REAL people out there :D rofl ...

Well, I wasn't implying all dating sites were scams. I met my girlfriend on Yahoo Personals and she hasn't scammed me yet, or tried to sell me a membership to her "sexy profile"... I'm still waiting, though.
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12-29-2009, 01:23 PM

I see a trainwreck coming.

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12-29-2009, 02:03 PM

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Does she really know what she's in store for?

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