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life can be surprising
lol, i am 43yo now and member at a local single dating site (free) limited to my hometown area ... i never really looked around, but today (after almost 2 yrs of membership) i had some time to play and checked some profiles ... anything from 18 to my age ... visited profiles are notified they had been loaded and by about 2am my time i suddenly saw a message from a very slim 21yo redhead ... "hey, you shy? i dont bite and like men with experience!" ... me, shy? no way!, so i wrote back ... after some messages it got a bit slippery and finally she admitted she likes big cock up her ass and that she has a crush on older men :winkwink: so, now i have a date for 1st of jan 2010 with a 5" tiny 110lbs teenie eager for a rectal plug ... cud a year start any better? i doubt it :thumbsup
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Be sure to get back to us after the date .....
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you need to post pics ;)
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obligatory: pics or it didnt happen
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Yes, a follow up please.
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Too bad you don't have a big cock to stuff up her ass
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a touch of uma thurman, not? |
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it's probably some scam... :2 cents:
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Karen O is a pussy.
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shes cute
one question though... at any point in your conversation with her, did she randomly say 'im just a sexy girl'? |
you're gonna get mugged dude.
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she wants to get in your pockets.
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Youre going to get mugged :2 cents:
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so you're going to get laid in few days? holy shit batman!!
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This one time, at band camp....
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always thought you were dumb. point proved.
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So 21 is a teenie? She failed to mention that she's looking for a sugar daddy.
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Alright, this is funny. Clearly you haven't been in the online dating game for long. I've not known of any woman who would admit to needing a "big cock" in a first conversation besides a chat bot.
Good luck with the chat bot. :thumbsup |
Give us her pics, naked!!! :-)
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A big Gay guy will show up. |
breaking news... local creep, 43 years old and in the porn business, giddy at the idea of having sex.
more to come... in other news, adult dating sites full of fake profiles of gay guys trolling for middle aged men, posing as cute young girls who'll "do anything once" |
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Well, be carefull and good luck with that!
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I see a trainwreck coming.
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