I'm looking for a job. Any job at all. Within reasonable limits.
 

If anyone is interested, message me on icq:396815963.

Bump for job. Going once.

Post whoring not working out?

What are you good at?

Thanks for interlinking these two threads.

I have received payments for prostituting my posting abilities.

Oh! It is working out. I am not a working call girl, mind you.

Oh! Egad. Now are the days when prostitution is legal in Canada, but soliciting prostitution is illegal.

I do say - politicians are prostitutes to much extent. They do what the people want!

Here are some things that come to mind:

1) I can write blog posts, gallery descriptions, site reviews, other texts
2) I can draw banners and site designs, and various art
3) I know HTML code and traffic trade scripts and other scripts
4) I speak Russian and English and can help with translations
5) I can handle customer service / support related duties
6) I have an Advanced 3-year Accounting and Finance diploma and I can handle simple bookkeeping, accounting and record-keeping questions
7) I can do research on Pornstars to find out their birth date, biography and films they starred in if needed

Contact Squishypimp or Vitasoy, they may need your help.

I want #1 in Google for poker...oh wait, this isn't that joke gallerypost's thread, sorry.

and just to think, i was thinking of doing a transfer.

Okay help me out here... how it is that an "Advanced" diploma can only qualify you to do "Simple" accounting tasks? :error

oh prostitution is...illegal in canada ?

here's a bump for you, good luck man!

good luck and Happy New Year!!!

His job at Lehman Brothers didn't work out. :2 cents:

You have a 3 year degree in accounting / finance? (equivalent to bachelors degree?) and are willing to research pornstar's birth dates? fuck dude, I know the job market is bad now a days, but get your shit together and aim a little higher... :2 cents:

but either way, good luck on your search :thumbsup

I need a fat son of a bitch to eat certain foods to see if it kills them before I try it..

try a local job board or whatever man.

nice......

good luck on finding work

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

i pay you $100 per month to wipe my bum

$100 a month for one wipe or 100 wipes :1orglaugh

Сцуко, не пизди!

good luck..you can always sell our feeds and make some commission :)

Good luck on finding it!

Bump for you mate. Your accounting + finance qualification should certainly provide you with some opportunities.

:1orglaugh

Well, to become a full CPA, or Chartered Accountant or any such official designation, I would need to study for like 3 more years, or something.


Well, theoretically if I am doing my own business I can do any accounting tasks I want. And I can do my own tax reporting to the government, too.

But, I'm just saying that if someone wants to hire me for their business - they might think I am underqualified for some tasks.

I'm wondering - are you the creator of the hypno toad?

I really love that toad.

Pff, I made like twice more $/hour doing porn than being an accounting clerk.

Sometimes you make quality coherent posts. And then you make 20 incoherent posts that are just obnoxious. Focus on the former and you might have better luck finding work.

Gramatically incorrect Russian. On this forum - It'll do.

Good luck with the hunt.

Thanks, BillyHoe.

Good luck and bump for you

Why dont you concetrate to part time jobs instead?

:2 cents:

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Pay attention to Sly.

Good luck

good luck man, hope u'll find something