Waddy Melon...
 

Are you that guy I talked to in Newport Beach on the walkway maybe 6 properties down from all of those shops?? You talk like him... And live there.. One has to wonder.. Small world.. LoL over here.... you're that white surfer looking guy!!!
You've been exposed!
White person eating water melon!!!!

The surf was shitty that day.

Seriously, what shops? And which guy were you, on what day?

I don't know.. there was this small indian statue thing and a miniature clock tower and little shops and everything

You mean the world is small?

But there is 6,000,000,000 people on this planet.

Yeah and not one of them is worth as much as it feels like or believes it is.

Over by the Beach Comber Cafe on Crystal Cove?

Beach comber cafe sounds familiar.. it made me think of an old style town square in a way.. there was also a real estate office with property prices on a letterboard like thing out in front of it. We were talking about those condo like things and you said "yeah man this is a nice little income property for me"

I have no idea what property like this costs or rents for, but can you REALLY buy one of those buildings for $1M+- and charge $2000 for weeks in the units? Really? I would have thought more like $1000 or so but I guess that I don't see why not..

I remember being in North Padre down there by Corpus Christi last year and we were pleased as HELL with $200/night. HELL, fucking embassy suites she loved so much costs that and it's just a mainstream wannabe luxury hotel.

But the deal was fucking beautiful down there, we got a two level right on the beach for that.. 3 bath.. 2 balconies.. fully stocked kitchen.. flat tv.. $200/night.... it was a ridiculous good deal

I guess it's not so likely that you were him, you'd remember ME. . Short handsome white guy walking with the asian girl with the big ass.. ??

Hell
I'm not racist
It's the establishment