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Semi-Retired-Dave 12-21-2009 11:57 AM

I'm so Excited...I've been awarded (500,000.00 BRITISH POUNDS) from MS
 
Just got this email.

You've been awarded (500,000.00 BRITISH POUNDS) for claims send info:full name, address, age, country,

From Microsoft Corporation

Wizzo 12-21-2009 11:58 AM

be sure to include your SS number and full bank info so they can send it to you asap! :winkwink:

pimpware 12-21-2009 12:00 PM

You too? Congrats !:1orglaugh

Semi-Retired-Dave 12-21-2009 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo (Post 16669374)
be sure to include your SS number and full bank info so they can send it to you asap! :winkwink:

Yup, already sent it out. :thumbsup

Domain Diva 12-21-2009 12:09 PM

Slow down......call the tax office and check how much tax you will have to pay to bring it into the USA ..maybe you might only be getting $10 :upsidedow

LiveDose 12-21-2009 12:09 PM

I know the feeling Dave. I'm supposed to be hearing back from some nigerians this week. Hopefully that 10k wire pays off tenfold!

seeandsee 12-21-2009 12:10 PM

i am excited like a kid :D

fatfoo 12-21-2009 12:10 PM

I got a similar message once on my Fido cellphone about some contest of winning $500,000 pounds, CyberAge-Dave.

datatank 12-21-2009 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave (Post 16669370)
Just got this email.

You've been awarded (500,000.00 BRITISH POUNDS) for claims send info:full name, address, age, country,

From Microsoft Corporation


Dam dude you have been on the intenet 14 years and you still find these emails funny?

xxweekxx 12-21-2009 12:16 PM

ive won millions in random lotteries.. ive also won that microsoft shit tons of times.. i sent the scammers, um i mean lottery administrators wires of $xx,xxx for lawyer fees

just waiting to hear back from them :)

Twistys Tim 12-21-2009 12:17 PM

This kind of shit only ever happens at Christmas!!! Congrats :)

Yngwie 12-21-2009 12:28 PM

Seems like many of us are gonna be rich! I was awarded the same amount. It's gonna be a very merry xmas. LOL

ohhh if only it were true. ;)

Semi-Retired-Dave 12-21-2009 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose (Post 16669420)
I know the feeling Dave. I'm supposed to be hearing back from some nigerians this week. Hopefully that 10k wire pays off tenfold!

That is awesome. Invest it wisely.

Semi-Retired-Dave 12-21-2009 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by datatank (Post 16669446)
Dam dude you have been on the intenet 14 years and you still find these emails funny?

Actually, I don't find them funny. I forward them to my IT guys and Ask "Why the fuck are these still getting through" :Oh crap

datatank 12-21-2009 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave (Post 16669523)
Actually, I don't find them funny. I forward them to my IT guys and Ask "Why the fuck are these still getting through" :Oh crap

funny enough to make a post about it I meant :)
LOL happy holidays

bloggerz 12-21-2009 01:01 PM

take the money and run

JFK 12-21-2009 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twistys Tim (Post 16669456)
This kind of shit only ever happens at Christmas!!! Congrats :)

Bless us one and all:thumbsup

Scott McD 12-21-2009 01:06 PM

Lucky you !!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

onwebcam 12-21-2009 01:46 PM

I'm a billionaire many times over. Bill Gates will be shinning my shoes when I decide to cash in. I figured I would save it for hard times though.

Cyber Fucker 12-21-2009 04:01 PM

Woohoo!!! Congrats! :thumbsup

epitome 12-21-2009 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 16669818)
I'm a billionaire many times over. Bill Gates will be shinning my shoes when I decide to cash in. I figured I would save it for hard times though.

Wait, you have a sense of humor? :helpme

You posted without linking to WND! :error

Edit: Although I do agree with your signature!

JarvisEncoding 12-22-2009 08:05 AM

Congrats!

mistick 12-22-2009 08:16 AM

one from many spam mails :thumbsup if you contact them they gona send you thousand spam mails with awards good luck with that :)

Evil Chris 12-22-2009 08:17 AM

Congrats Dave... I'm looking for mine too but I think my spam folder got it first. LOL

Chosen 12-22-2009 09:07 AM

Congrats, haha :1orglaugh

Lace 12-22-2009 09:19 AM

Shit, I've won MILLIONS this week alone!

Quote:

You are therefore to receive a cash prize of 2,500,000.00. (Two Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) from the total payout sum. The payout of this cash prize to you will be subject to the final validations and satisfactory report that you are the owner of the winning email address. In line with the Governing rules of claim, you are required to establish contact with your designated claims agent via email or telephone with the particulars below:

Mr. Soresen Holms jr
Foreign claims agent Netherlands Office.

Contact Email: [email protected]
TEL: +31 617 205 556
FAX: +31 847 455 835
Quote:

Hello Friend,

I am Mr. Yi Kwan a transfer supervisor on investment in Standard Chartered Bank, Hong Kong. I have a business suggestion for you.

In late 2004 our customer Abdul Hussein Khazal Al Basri who was a journalist with al hurra channels and also business man made a numbered cash lodgement for 12 months, with a value of Eighteen millions Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only in my branch.
Quote:

Dear Friend,

Compliment of the day to you, although you may be sceptical receiving this email as we have not met before,
I am Mr. Lee Kim-Chung I work with Hang Seng Bank Ltd. I have a business proposition involving the sum of $24,500,000.00USD in my bank
which will be of mutual benefit to both of us.

mistick 12-22-2009 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lace (Post 16672707)
Shit, I've won MILLIONS this week alone!

awesome :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Andy CHOOPA 12-22-2009 09:28 AM

I don't want to outdo you here Dave, but I was awarded about $50 Million, just to transfer some funds for an African prince. The funny part is I didn't even recognize the country.
Anyways, all I had to was upload my photo id, SS# etc.

I'm rich biatch!

Semi-Retired-Dave 12-22-2009 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy CHOOPA (Post 16672728)
I don't want to outdo you here Dave, but I was awarded about $50 Million, just to transfer some funds for an African prince. The funny part is I didn't even recognize the country.
Anyways, all I had to was upload my photo id, SS# etc.

I'm rich biatch!

Man, send them my info as well. :1orglaugh

Raf1 12-22-2009 11:00 AM

yeah, those deals are awesome. I'm going to be rich once all the Nigerian businesses I've invested in will send me my money, lol


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