What will make you sleep (most of the time) for five days without bad side effects??
 

Anything that can do that safely?

lol what a funny question. I've done this with codeine caugh syrup when I was sick, prolly felt a little fuzzy for a day after that. Other than that, id say a strong indica marijuana right next to your bed. I think ive prolly only done 2 days doing the wake-bake-fall asleep method though

Ok, so why would you want to sleep for 5 days?

You'll probably wake up in a urine soaked bed with severe dehydration. If you're lucky you may even shit yourself.

Possibly Rohypnol but there is a Rape side-effect :-\

To be honest though I am not sure anything could make you sleep for 5 days without side effects, as mentioned above you will need hydration still during the period?

I think he's just look that much forward to xmas ;)

side effects will be a must for a 5 day crash

Christmas.

:BangBang:

Pay a sleazy doctor to put you on an induced coma

5 day Oprah Marathon

24hours of sex nonstop

Well I'd like to sleep for the most part..
Wouldn't want to slow down so much I never woke up to piss
Just would like to be asleep for 90% of it.. you know.. wake up and go right back to sleep kind of a thing..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydroxyzine
That will put you out for about 16-20 hours. I know first hand...

They do make you hallucinate ever so slightly though. I could see things with my eyes closed.

5 days in bed is unhealthy.
Taking medication tips from GFY is deadly

try to suck it up and deal with the world...do fun things

I'm just back to smoking too much again and I'm not at all in a proper withdrawl environment.. so I figured, what the hell, I could sleep through it.... I don't want to hallucinate and all of this, though, withdrawl makes me literally disoriented and causes time distortion and all kinds of other shit as it is

I remember this one guy in jail sleeping through several weeks with some kind of pills but I have no idea of what they were... it was great, for him, he was asleep CONSTANTLY except for meal times

Makes me want to try it ...