Help me to come up with excuse to skip boring family party.
 

tmorrow night. totally forgot about it.

Because they will all die some day anyhow.

Wish my family was still alive to bitch about. (but I understand your point)


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"I woke up with a sore throat and I wasn't feeling well, so Id rather not go in case I'm coming down with something, I dont want other people to catch it."
or
"I dont want to go. I dont feel like it"

Go and try to enjoy yourself, your family won't be around for ever. :2 cents:

I would go for a classic with a twist.

"I was going to come but the dog ate my legs . . ."

funny how you're the one who said it... :1orglaugh

tell them you have a prior appointment to get kicked in the balls repeatedly, and can't cancel.

tell them you cant go because you are in rehab out of state and where to ashamed to admit it

Big shot invited you out for drinks, once in a lifetime opportunity that you should not pass up in this economy.

Tell them you have to stay home and sort your socks - they'll get the message... :thumbsup

ADG

its the wife's part of the family. This would not play well with her.

I think I have herpes. I don't want to pass it on by drinking from the punch bowl.

Tell them you came down with both the swine and bird flu... throw in a bad case of 'drippy dick' if they don't believe you!

Shave your head and draw a swastika on your forehead

Cough a little and sneeze, then tell them you haven't had your h1n1 shot yet.

reason #3822 to not get married..

having to deal with/and spend time with people you dont even fucking like, aka her family or parents

How fun is it to have no balls? imagine someone WILL get mad at you because you do not want to go somewhere.lol

remind me never to get married....

How about just being a man and giving them this one night?
Sometimes we all have to do things we dont like to make other people happy, and im sure once you get there its not really that bad.

you must be 22 or younger :1orglaugh

wrong try again.. older.. just know marriage isnt for me...

single life:

can decide to do as i please, travel around, ive spent 8 months out of this year OUTSIDE USA... can decide to get up and go to asia tomorrow for 3 months... can pick up and bang any girl


your life:

on your way home, hey pick groceries up and buy diapers for little fucker.. basically your life is a routine.. no married person will deny their life is a routine...

Heres whats funny, ask ANY GIRL this question:

Is marriage good for men:
95% of them WILL SAY YES

Now ask them, is marriage good for famous/rich athletes
95% of them will say NO

SO basically the rich/attractive people should not get married while the other suckers get married..

ive come to the conclusion marriage is for people who arent wealthy/good looking..

if you are extremely rich, can pick up girls, ull see there is no benefit to getting married..

i hate taking permission from someone or having to ask someone first before doing anything.. if i decide not to come home for 4 days after a wild party, I CAN, a married man CANT,

swine flu epidemic

Interesting....lets see
In the last 6-7 years i have lived in 3 countries, been to 5 continents
First man in an underground cave in Africe, diving in borneo, visited 6-8 other countries, partied like a rockstar, i could go on :winkwink:

Marriage is not boring, some people just MAKE it boring :)

Your "conclusion" is that of a man affraid of commitment, nothing wrong with that...hell tons of people are like that, nothing new.
But saying marriage is boring is ignorant :pimp

this thread will not end well

And saying there's no benefits of committing to fuck one woman is ignorant, too. I'd love to see how the possibility of catching an STD from fucking some nasty bitch is any better than coming home to someone you know and love and actually trust, that is STD free.

I ain't married but my fiance and I live together, and have been for 4 years. We're both happy with our lives and wouldn't ask for anything different. So... saying marriage (and adapting this to my case, living a married life) is boring is, indeed, ignorant. I agree with Loch.

ok whatever you guys say, you might be the minority, not the majority..

also i rather die from STDS after fucking 1000 women and living up life, than stick to one pussy, wrap it up and STDs will not come to u.. ive been fucking for a while now, dozens and dozen of girls, condoms everytime, not one std, i like my odds..

How can anyone party like a rockstar when you are married? unless the partying excludes girls.lol my definition of partying is going out, flirting with girls, dancing all night with random girls, then taking one home and banging her brains out...

so you can DO this while married?

anyway good luck to you guys, and 4 years aint shit, my last gf was with me for that long... bottom line is WOMEN want a SUCKER and FUCKER

Sucker = a guy who is depedent, reliable, trustworthy, basically a good husband/father/provider

Fucker = a mysterious, attractive, unreliable jerk to fuck her brains out..

you can not be both.. pick one..

unless i decide to have kids, which i doubt, i see no point in getting married..

Ive done lots of research.. 50% of people get divorced, out of the other 50% left, as much as 30-40% are unhappy, so thats 1/10 people happy

fuck that odds, if i told u 1/10 chance would you PERMANENTLY commit to it?

heres a question for you guys:

If i told you there was a beautiful beach house for 50% under market value, and you can buy it, but you cant Rent it out, or move out, you must live in it forever.. would you move there?

thats exactly what marriage is, and thats if you have a good wife..

Everytime i have this convo people say oh you are young, etc, but this is society convincing you that you have to marry a chic.. why not just date her?

remember when you were dating her, she had to be in her best behavior, look best for you, once you marry them, 99% of them stop giving a shit now they "have you"... they dont even bother..

its also pathetic that some of you married guys have to beg for sex or buy your wife shit in order to get sex..

if my gf wasnt putting out id be out in a minute. no pussy is worth that much effort..

I have SOOO many family members married.. and its the same shit... the guys tell me not to do it(and these guys are married to my sisters/cousins)... they hate their lives, and they keep telling me to stay single, travel the world, and enjoy myself....

once you marry a chic and she has kids she'll wanna work less, which means i gotta now support her ass... fuck that.. anyway... for every one who has a good marriage, theres 9 other people who have a shitty one.. remember that...

That's okay and you're right, we're NOT the majority. But what I CAN tell you is this, you asked for our opinions and this is what it boiled down to, so I wouldn't go bashing people for what you asked for to begin with. 4 years ain't shit? Ha! This comes form someone who is afraid of commitment and doesn't like other people's opinions when he asks for them. Great one, bud. I'd rather not take the risks you are so comfortable with. To each man his own, though.

yeah 4 years aint crap.. dont know why the fuck you would get married after 4 years..

i dated a girl from 17-21.. 4.5yrs

thats longer than you have been with your girl...

imagine if i got married to her, we WOULD have been divorced by now, and shed probably be a few hundred thousand dollars richer.. from my own money..

thats why marriage is scary.. no way im marrying a girl after 4 years.. fuck that..

i am one of those guys who will just end up banging random girls till i hit 40-45 , then ill go to latin america and pick up an 18yr old hottie and bring her back to usa and have a baby or two with her..

btw in latin america, a 50 year old bald american is a "great catch". and young 18-20yr olds want them....

after 30 i may not be able to pick up young girls anymore in usa, but in latin america its as easy as pie... i can be 50 and still banging 18yr old hotties, and i know all this cuz i DO live in this part of the world :)

What the fuck? Society convinces people to get married? I think not dude. Maybe back in the early 00's and in the 90's and shit, but right now society is trying to make irresponsible lifestyles acceptable. They've made abortion available to anyone who wants one regardless of what she has done to get pregnant in the first place. They've made welfare so easy to get here in the US that damn near everyone is on it.

Here's my take on society in this day and age, and what I think should be different. I know you don't give a fuck along with most people here and I am sure the trolls will come run their drunk mouths, too but I don't care.

If you get knocked up being an irresponsible fuck, then deal with it. Abortions should be for rape victims and for women whose lives are in danger if she keeps the child, and that should be determined by a doctor. None of this morning after birth control shit, none of this shit you stick in your pussy to stop having kids. SOCIETY has made casual fucking with no strings attached more acceptable than it has ever been, and with abortions available for anyone who accidentally got pregnant, it's now easier than ever to murder your mistake because you chose to be irresponsible.

I cannot fucking stand how SOCIETY has made everyone be today. All this "hey I can go out, get fucked, and get an abortion if something goes wrong" bull shit disgusts me.

Oh, and the welfare thing, too. Some of these fucking women out there purposely have kids just so they can get a free fucking ride from my tax money. If I had a choice I wouldn't pay another fucking penny towards welfare for these ignorant bitches who pop out babies just to collect their food stamp checks every month. Then when people really DO need the benefits because they will starve without them, the state tells you you make too much money or some bull shit like that or they give you like $80 a month. How can someone eat on $80 a month here in the US, with prices of everything increasing?

And you want to say SOCIETY MAKES YOU THINK YOU HAVE TO MARRY A CHICK. Bull shit.

Some of us actually know what we want in our lives and aren't so insecure with things. Some of us would rather find a woman we're totally happy with, even after living with them for 4 years or so, and getting on with our lives instead of sitting at home wondering, damn, who am I gonna fuck tonight? That life has to get fucking boring. Because when you lay down at night, you are alone. Nobody but you. You can't tell me that sleeping with one of these random women actually means anything to you. Your lifestyle, I don't mind it. But don't attack my lifestyle or put it down, because I have my own opinions I can shell out about yours, too ;) I'm also not the only one on this whole board who would rather live with one woman than life the lifestyle you do ;)

dude its her body, the chic can do whatever you want with it.. THINK ABOUT THE BABY... why the fuck would someone who is not ready/able bring a kid into this world.. i bet if that kid would rather wish he wasnt born, than be born and passed thru foster homes...

as for casual fucking, what makes it irresponsible? just because you are a conservative doesnt mean casual fucking is irresponsible.. marriage ISNT as old as you think.. at some point in our history we just fucked whoever.. basically ppl lived in societies and a woman would fuck like 10 guys and one of them would father her baby and she wouldnt know who..

All i know is IF something seems natural, then we shouldnt fight it..

We have urge to eat, we eat
we have an urge to poop, we do
we have an urge to pee, we do, etc

then we have an urge to fuck random girls, then all of a sudden we are tiger woods..

big fucking deal, nature MADE US to want to fuck random girls.. its the way we were built.. i mean doesnt it seem weird that YOU HAVE TO TRY hard not to look at other hot young girls.. thats not natural to me... marriage was invented by us, remember that..

i crack the fuck up when i go to malls and see married men/guys with gfs, looking and checking out other hot lil young girls.lol its like they are in prison where they cant even look or touch, they gotta sneak a peek. LMAO.. and that is life? :error

I may have found a solution for you.

Someone created a Holiday Party Excuse Generator (click HERE to check it out).

Otherwise, you could tell them that you had to suddenly travel to Arizona on an emergency to help a girl extract a squirrel from her vagina. :winkwink:

I don't think they'll ask too many questions about that...

Problem solved! :thumbsup

ADG

Your perception of marriage is so wrong, I am not even going to continue trying to tell you. It's a waste of time.

honestly what is with everyone thinking that single people are lonely and alone at night?

I FUCKING LOVE LIVING/SLEEPING ALONE.. every gf i ever had tried to kinda move in shit at some point, like bath stuff, clothes, etc, im like fuck no..

i love going to sleep/waking up ALONE.. i dont want to wake up next to a girl....


as for love, i have a HUGE family who love me more than any girl could.. so what do i need a girl for??

i have friends/family who will do anything for me.. a lot of them too.. and THEY dont expect me to give up my freedom.. so why would i add ONE extra caring girl and simultaneously give up a lot of my freedom.. it makes no sense...

you are one of the people who fit the profile of a future divorce.. you got married cause you are afraid of being lonely? thats the #1 reason people get married, and its BS.. before marriage was invented man survived and hunted/gathered and did shit.... you dont have to be married to have people... and remember that being lonely is a state of mind...

My life revolves around working a lot, making a shit load of money, and meeting people.. whenever i get too "bored" or "lonely" ill travel to a different country and go visit a friend there and spend time hanging out, seeing sights, etc...

when i need love i fly and go visit my mama or sisters and i can bitch about my problems to them and they will listen, except they wont expect me to stop having late night gang bangs.lol

its wrong? im going by WHAT I SEE DAILY bro..

50% divorce rate.... researchers put percentage of happy people at <10%..

thats not perception, thats facts and reality.. im a logical person... 10 people make this life long commitment, then 9 of them eventually arent happy/leave.. why the fuck would i even bother making the same thing...

And like i said, 4 years is nothing, talk to me in 10 years and lets see how you feel about your wife who by then will have gained weight, stopped giving u bjs, stopped trying to look pretty, and by then you are tired of fucking the same old pussy everyday...

while i wake up next to a 20yr old hot colombian hottie with big tits and who can suck the cum out of my dick

REMEMBER ONE THING, EVERYONE that goes into marriage thinks THEIRS will work out.. its special... they are in love.. etc... so you are no different... millions of men who are divorced now felt the same way you feel now....

everyone is all happy walking down the isle.. omg so in love, we are made for each other.. soul mates.. then 5/10 get a divorce in few yrs.. then out of the other 5 left, 4 are miserable and want out but now have kids, etc...

and you want me to take that kind of risk too? nah i dont like my odds

cheers

No matter how hard they try to deny it, alot of married men here would agree i made some valid points.lol and wish they read this b4 getting married...

He is just trying to convince himself :winkwink:
And seems to be doing a great job at it, living his life in fear from what he has heard from "others" and scary stats.

Not to mention the friends he will be going through as 95% of the people close to the now fun party scene move on and get lives.

Life should be lived and it should be a party, but not one lived alone.....im not saying get married, personally i wouldent care as commonlaw is the exact same thing.

see thats exactly what i mean loch..

"Not to mention the friends he will be going through as 95% of the people close to the now fun party scene move on and get lives."

Basically PEOPLE who are single/partying have no lives... and somehow getting married now means you have a life?

pffffft.. and im not worried about having friends.. i have nothing against dating.. i can be with a girl and stuff .. difference is if she fucks up, stops trying to look good, with holds sex, im dumping her ass

anyway im sleepy.. but explain to me why if a guy is say 40, and chooses to be single and free, he is looked upon as immature/irresponsible

its all society.. a 40 year old unmarried man is "weird".. why?? cuz he doesnt wanna marry... its fucking bullshit... and dont tell me its not society either... many people keep getting married just because its "the only thing left to do", and thats a fucking horrible reason to get married... oh well..

IM OUT

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Um, I'm pretty sure the OP intended this as a lighthearted fun thread.

Not sure how it became the virtues of marriage vs the virtues of bachelorhood. :1orglaugh

Have fun at the party Camokat (do drugs/get drunk as a skunk)... :smilie_we

ADG

If you only knew.