Man Sues Michael Jordan & Nike Because He LOOKS Like Michael Jordan, WTF ?!?!
 

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Michael Jordan Look-A-Like Sues Former NBA Star

Do You Think Allen Heckard Looks Like Michael Jordan?
An Oregon man said he doesn't want to be like Mike, but that he doesn't have a choice.

Allen Heckard, who said he is constantly harassed because he looks like Michael Jordan, is suing the star over the situation.

Heckard said nearly every day for more than 15 years he's been mistaken for Jordan and he's grown tired of it.

He said he's suing Jordan for defamation, permanent injury and emotional pain and suffering.

He's also suing Phil Knight, the founder of Nike, for defamation and permanent injury, for promoting Jordan and making him one of the most recognized men in the world.
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How the fuck can you sue someone for looking like another person, ha ha. Why not change how you look ?? I wouldn't mind looking like someone famous, can you imagine the pussy you could get ?? ha ha. Hell, I'd be selling autographs for $20 each, ha ha.

so he wears the earring to be even more like him:1orglaugh On FULL Retard I guess:1orglaugh

Sounds reasonable.


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he probably got the all-black-people-look-alike syndrome

thats fucking hilarious

Yeah, it's not Michael Jordan's fault that someone else looks like him. That would be... God's fault?

Anyway, I can see how high-profile celebrities would get a lot of defamation and slander and things like that against them, because so many people know them.

The guy wanted to make the news and did it. Probably the ONLY thing he'll get out of it.

What a retard!

grow some fucking hair...

Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard.

shit if i looked like that i would wear a bulls jersey and carry a basketball around. imagine the pussy you would get!

w t f? :)

wow... some people will try anything to get their 15 minutes

either thats a shitty pic, or he looks nothing like MJ

im guessing its that latter

WTF indeed. There's no way this Michael-look-alike can win the lawsuit? I don't think so?

That's like saying some random dude turns out to be my evil identical twin and does some bad shit. I can't be blamed for it, right?

All those bald headed black dudes look the same to me

Haha where do people come up with these ideas :)

Does he ware Hanes underware?

He should be using to his advantage rather than whining, think of the pussy he could pull if he acted like he was Mike.

He also has the same moustache, looks like he may also have the same small goatee as well... who's trying to look like who? :1orglaugh

His lawyer is laughing all the way to the bank, assuming this isn't just for press for him and/or Jordan.

who's older?

he's a moron for not taking advantage of it and getting all da white pussy

Hahahaha what a retard indeed!!! :1orglaugh

only in america

People are just craving for money!!

Jeez. What an idiot.

I read that as Michael Jackson... then I remembered what the thread was about..... :1orglaugh

Which one is the real Michael Jordan?

People that sue for this kind of shit should get thrown in jail for attempting to scam the legal system.

:1orglaugh that's some news.guess he can do whatever he wants :1orglaugh

Lol. That's fucked up!

You can sue in USA for whatever:)

wtf?!:Oh crap

very silly...

the world is stupid:disgust

i dont see it

he looks more like Lou Gossett Jr. Maybe his lawyer is a Perry Mason look alike and a Judge Judy look alike is hearing the case. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Maybe the lawyer who filed this pile of shit should be disbarred.

Oh, camon that is ridiculous