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Texts to mistress #1:

Quote:

"I know it's brutal on you that you can't be with me all the time"

"I get it. It f-----g kills me, too. I finally found someone I connect with."

"I want you to lay next to me, lay on me or where ever you want to lay"

"Why didn't we find each other years ago. We wouldn't be having this conversation."

He needs to go get some pimp outfits.