How to approach a girl that lives by me?
 

there is this hot girl who lives pretty close to my apartment... i see her only from my window which i work in front of (where my desk is) when she gets in or out of her car to leave... how can i talk to her if by the time i would get outside she would be walking into her door which is on the other side of the building we are in?

Anyone got any idea's?? Oh yeah I don't want to look like an idiot in full sprint running outside when I see her car.... or have to knock on her door!

send her flowers... and a note expressing your desire to fuck her brains out.

Figure out what time she leaves/comes back. You just happen to be passing by.

Walk around your house naked and always leave the windows open.

tell her bukakke is japanese for love

yeah agreed.

DH

Either that or smoke a blunt and always be passing by her.

I tried that -- they tell their friends... Then you are in deep shit.

easy.....you must somewhat know her schedule. Borrow someone's dog and go for a walk around the time she usually gets home. Then when she's near, make eye contact and try to spark a conversation.

Make sure the dog is either friendly and cute so she's drawn to it....or get a fucking vicious dog that will pin her down for you to have your way.... muahahaha


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or if there is a hose nearby wash your car/motorcycle/scooter or your BMX bike near her parking spot or entrance.

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stalk her - that always work

throw a rock at her face

Tell her you make tons of money in online porn and ask her to pose for you.... that always turns me on:1orglaugh

That's a good idea.... The bad thing is I think she is a stripper, she probably get's home at 2am-4am....

I guess I will have to catch her when she leaves.....

I live in Kentucky, thats actually normal

I got a cat, he looks like Church from Pet Cemetary.....

No hoses around here, I could pretend I am fixing my car though :)

Approach her from behind, and wear shoes with rubber soles. That way she won't see or hear you approaching until it's too late.

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dude, just walk up and start bullshitting, you'll know in a minute if your on to something.

Shes a stripper?

Make a trail of dollar bills to your door.

Chicks love to be flashed.

Kill your cat and after she drives by throw it out onto the road. Tell her she hit and killed your cat then exchange numbers

Well I was thinking of kicking her door in and and saying I accidentally ran into it with my car.... then we could exchange info

lmao!!!!!!!

Find out where she works then go somewhere far along the way and start hitchhiking, if she recognizes you she will pick you up. This might not work in a large city.

fuckin A.

But better: just leave a little post it note on her front window
with your phonenumber asking her to give you a call..

If you fuck up initial contact OR if she turns out to be a real
nasty bitch you wouldnt have to worry about it when
you meet her on the street since she simply doesnt know you..

Flower and a note should get you at least 1 lay

This one involves you and a friend. While shes walking to her car have your friend run by and snatch her purse. chase after him and beat him down to the ground. return the purse to her and you look like a studly hero.

If you have to come here looking for ideas I say don't even bother. It's not going to happen.

flowers are for pussies and besides: you cant leave them
on someones car..

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Well depends she might like sensitive guys. And you can put the flower and the note under her windshield wiper.

a flower is the universal translation for i think your hot lets fuck.

Pretend like you're looking for a run a way puppy, chicks break down when it comes to pets.

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Hmm.. i still think a dead rat would do better..

that might be weird coming from someone she doesn't know

Well it sounds like your shy, those are decent suggestions in that case.

your dead cat, hitchhiking, denting her car, stealing her purse, are all good icebreakers if you can confront her

thanks for all the suggestions..... I will just try to find out when she comes out each day....... and start a conversation if she doesn't ignore me haha

wish me luck :)

what ever happened to good old fashioned stalking...peering in windows late at night, leaving death threats on her machine...they love that stuff

Dude you always got great lines. That's one of your best. Keep 'em coming bro!

Knock on her door and ask her if she's seen a cat that looks like Church from Pet Sematary, your beloved little kitty got out of the house. If you manage to strike up a conversation after that, you can get to know her. Chicks love cats, they think guys who like cats are sweet, and as long as you don't puke on her like the kid from South Park does on the chick he likes or totally stumble over your words, you've at least met her and the door's open for further conversation.

Good luck! :thumbsup

walk up to her and punch her in the uterus.

That always works.

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i have same problem... but my girl got a boyfriend or something, so that's even more harder for me :winkwink:

throw a rock at his face

This is nothing. I am trying to find a way to pick up the Chinese waitress at my fave Sushi place.

It's called get some GAME:1orglaugh

Slash her tire, then help her change it when you see her outside looking at it. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

press your cock against the window and pound on it when she walks by.
thats what I do to anybody:Graucho

Its called go fuck her dumass!!!!

best of all ,if you do ever get the balls you can tell her you got the advice from a place called
"GOFUCKYOURSELF"
she will really like that....

You guys are idiots.. Wash her car and finish up right around the time she's comin to use it