Tiger Woods Jokes You Can Share @ The Bar
 

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?
They're both in danger of being clubbed by Norwegians!


Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree.
He couldn't decide between the iron or the wood.


Did you make it out of your own driveway safely this morning?
Then you can say that you outdrove Tiger Woods.

Did you hear about Tiger's last outing?
He drove into a tree, then ended up with a bad lie.

What kind of club did Elin swing at Tiger?
Looks like it was a bitching wedge.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a car?
Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

#1 was funny, so it wasn't a complete fail.

haha pretty good.

:1orglaugh

thanks much

Couple of funny ones there