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seeric 12-04-2009 12:06 PM

Step by Step: How a good web design goes straight to hell.
 
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/design_hell

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Don't know how old it is, but it's happened to every great designer.

BFT3K 12-04-2009 12:09 PM

That was great!

Pedro Pink Robot 12-04-2009 12:16 PM

Yeah, this is something that happened with almost everyone that worked on design.

That's why the creative briefing and definition of a scope of the project, stages that are sometimes neglected by some professionals, are so important - they avoid situations like this.
But of course, sometimes its's inevitable :disgust

L-Pink 12-04-2009 12:32 PM

I thought the final design was the best ....


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Zuzana Designs 12-04-2009 01:17 PM

LOL, that's great. I have had that happen so many times. I guess what matters is if the client is happy with the end product they created lol..

bobby666 12-04-2009 01:48 PM

nice to read that

naughtylaura 12-04-2009 02:10 PM

haha that made me laugh xx

Tom_PM 12-04-2009 02:14 PM

Everybody loves kittens!

JD 12-04-2009 02:30 PM

jesus christ that's 100% true :/

JamesK 12-04-2009 02:34 PM

that's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time

DefaultMan 12-04-2009 02:36 PM

OMG that is 100% true but I guess the only thing that matters in the end is if you get the $$$

XD2 12-04-2009 03:23 PM

About 5 years ago I was working at a website design company when we was forced to produce this. bandetransport.co.uk The top bar the skip navigation and the general layout was all done with the client stood behind the designer specifying where and how everything should go.

Another design had been done but was totally dis-regarded by the client :-\

duff 12-04-2009 03:43 PM

Great post :)

LeRoy 12-04-2009 04:11 PM

Thats pretty darn accurate

Platinumpimp 12-04-2009 04:21 PM

lololololol

digitaldivas 12-04-2009 04:27 PM

oh so true

PornMD 12-04-2009 08:27 PM

So true and not just for designs. Some people are so delusional in what they know and what they don't, and no one regardless of true expertise and experience can tell them otherwise. You should see some of the convos I have with mainstream people about domains.

okny 12-04-2009 08:38 PM

So true so true, i rather have the designer do his or her thing no point to bump them of their vision.

ArsewithClass 12-04-2009 08:47 PM

Nice thread!

I could relate slightly with my designer & myself. We change this & change that. He says this is going to look shite, so he does it. Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesnt!

Its a fact, that nothing is perfect to everyone. We all have different views & moods. One day something looks right & then another it looks wrong. hehe!

I like getting things perfect to what most of us can relate to.

Iron Fist 12-04-2009 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD (Post 16615648)
jesus christ that's 100% true :/

Hey how's that header coming along? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

JD 12-05-2009 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 16616819)
Hey how's that header coming along? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

been waiting for the image you wanted to use... told you that several times ;)

Bossman 12-05-2009 12:42 AM

Hahaha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh .... oh wait, I´m usual the person that make pretty design turn ugly :Oh crap

HandballJim 12-05-2009 12:50 AM

thats pretty creative marketing, my boss always asks my opinion...and learned to always agree with him...all he wants is confirmation...if I don't agree he says I am nagative. :upsidedow

raven1083 12-05-2009 12:58 AM

nice post thanks for sharing

Max_PuZcash 12-05-2009 04:04 AM

haha, kind of know that...

Paul&John 12-05-2009 05:15 AM

Haha that was awesome :)

Zorgman 12-05-2009 05:48 AM

So fucken true. I had a client once ask me to have flying pigs holding rapped boxed of googies fly in from left to right. If you clicked the box you got a message. It was stupid as she wanted each product on different pigs. There was 4000 types of boxes they sold. I told her she was fired. Mind you this is the 14th day into the job. Fuck that.
Moved to writting scripts, never looked back.

kane 12-05-2009 05:54 AM

While I don't design I did have a similar situation with a writing job once.

A guy contacts me and asks for a price on blog posts. So I ask a few questions and he tells me basically he wants me to look at picture or two and come up with a 200 word post for it. So I tell him my price ($2.50 per post). He says, "Great. I want 120 per month. I have 4 sites I want to update once a day."

No problem. We come up with a schedule and he emails me over the directions. He told me he would send pictures (or links to them), I would write posts and send them back. He then asks if I can write them in wordpress for him. No problem I say. When the directions come he now wants me to go into a site, pick out two pictures from an update (one hardcore and one softcore), crop them and use PhotoShop to touch them up then log into wordpress, write the post, insert the pictures and use a link code he supplies to link the pictures and selected text then set the time stamp feature for the correct day so it will auto update.

Basically, he wants me to run his blog for him at $2.50 a post. When I tell him I can't do it for that price he gets pissed. I explain I thought I was going to look at a couple of pictures, write a post and send it to him or write it in wordpress and save it. All this other stuff now takes me 20 minutes to do. At this rate I would make more making Burrito Supremes at Taco Bell.

alias 12-05-2009 06:00 AM

And this is why I only design for myself now.

alias 12-05-2009 06:03 AM

This is an internet classic.

CaptainHowdy 12-05-2009 06:37 AM

Aaaaaaaaaahahahaha...

Ditosta 12-05-2009 06:58 AM

This shit is so funny,but what I personally hate though as a client is when a designer goes ahead finishes the design cuts it up only after one conversation and did not even take the time to show you the direction they were going in before hand because they are so confident in their work.

The Ghost 12-05-2009 11:57 PM

:1orglaugh

Designers can have it rough sometimes lol

fatfoo 12-06-2009 12:27 AM

Abomination is born, yeah, I know. It's a dog whose sex cannot be determined saying, "I am miffles. My owner is a retard." It leads to suicide. Suicide is a sin - the commiter of suicide goes to hell. I love the dark humor in that.

Thanks for posting, seeric.

Deej 12-06-2009 12:37 AM

Funny because its true...

Loch 12-06-2009 12:48 AM

I will stay out of this one as we all know designers work in the most dangerous business there is!

Especially on delivery day when the tree hit their house.

Deej 12-06-2009 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch (Post 16619524)
I will stay out of this one as we all know designers work in the most dangerous business there is!

Especially on delivery day when the tree hit their house.

also true...

Odysseus 12-06-2009 01:00 AM

Designer (GOOD WEB-designer) must know, whats better for Client. In many cases designer work like artist or painter for his own satisfaction and portfolio (not for Client). It like his own work and DOT! Its not true...
BTW, I think 1st re-design (TA-DA!) is not better for Toast site.. It better for personal blog homepage and looks like template.


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