Unfortunate/funny typos
 

I was sending something to my sis that she requested and instead of "here you go", I initially typed "here you ho" and busted up laughing. Anyone else have some funny typos or unfortunate typos they've done?

There was an article in paper the other day, that was supposed to say 'home of the trappist monks'
it was typed as 'home of the rapist monks'

big written apologies needed over that one..

A few years back I was working for a web development company with about 400 clients and the Guy that owned it sent out a mail shot to all clients regarding a server update and at the end he wrote:

"Sorry for any incontinence" - He said it was the spell checkers fault.

Awhile back one of the small BBQ places had their sign out to get people in on tuesdays. The billboard with big black letters said the following:

Tri-tip dinner 5.99
Whole Chicken 4.99
All you can eat BBW 9.99 Dine in only

Haha, that's good.

We have an employee named Sez and every single time I send her an email I type Sex instead.

This is a funny one lol

A while back, i was chatting to a chick via sms .. i told her my hobby is "reading boobs" .. it was supposed to be "reading books" .. I felt pretty embarrassed but laughed on it later lol ..

Sometimes I type "nanu" instead of "baby". nanu nanu

I like the all you can eat BBW one, lmao. Dine in only, hehe.

Have an old bowling alley in our area that was turned into an inside flea market. Not wanting to rent a sign announcing it they had one of their employes park their pure white old cube van outside by the road and paint a sign on the side of it.

Sign said:

Now OPEN
Giant Pubic Market

Ha ha I went to call someone a cock on predictive text and they sent me a message back saying why am I a anal. i never knew if you write cock in a text message and have predictive text on cock and anal both come up lol

my wife had a good one the other day, she sent out an email to her group of 50 people at work saying, "I am forking from home if you need me." lol

had more of a Freudian slip the other day...was talking to someone and said something to the effect of:

me: ya man, conversation ratios are killing this month
him: so...you've been, like...talking a lot?
me: *spew coffee all over keyboard*

cracked me up pretty good :)

I designed some menus for a client's restaurant a couple years ago and instead of "Pork Tenderloin" I typed "Porn Tenderloin".
Thank goodness she's pretty easy going and thought it was funny! I offered to pay for the reprint of her menus but she said that because of the typo she was selling LOTS of pork tenderloins, and left it that way.

Maybe you was thinking of Christmas! The right time of the year to make that sort of typo! :thumbsup

Thats just sex on the brain! :1orglaugh

that's even better! :1orglaugh

once a client contacted me on icq asking for a price quote for a site design + some promos,
I typed out "One sex" instead of "one sec" :D to which he replied "no sex, only money" lol

pussy sometimes comes out as pissy.. bad for blog post titles :)

haha nice