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james_clickmemedia 12-01-2009 08:50 AM

Using Laptop can lower sperm count
 
Apparently using a laptop on your lap for long periods of time can cause a man to have a low sperm count..

I heard it on the DR. Oz show last night. Googled it today and seems to be well documented

http://www.searchenginejournal.com/l...ertility/1141/

Oracle Porn 12-01-2009 09:00 AM

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/46/11...b0239b.jpg?v=0

Arnox 12-01-2009 09:16 AM

That's why most companies are referring to them as notebooks. :upsidedow

BVF 12-01-2009 09:21 AM

who in the world uses a computer on their laps anyway?

Lace 12-01-2009 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF (Post 16603646)
who in the world uses a computer on their laps anyway?

I do while I'm laying in bed.

I'll play poker, watch a movie or do some work with my 'notebook' in bed.

The Duck 12-01-2009 09:43 AM

How many actually use while having it on their lap with nothing in between? Not many I know.

The Duck 12-01-2009 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 16603646)
who in the world uses a computer on their laps anyway?

Fucker beat me to it! :)

C-Luv 12-01-2009 09:45 AM

Humm..... what does it do to women?

CyberHustler 12-01-2009 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by C-Luv (Post 16603705)
Humm..... what does it do to women?

It makes you want to fuck me...

Tanker 12-01-2009 10:07 AM

Sitting on a M1A2 Tank for 8 years supposedly does the same... All the Depleted Uranium its made from so I guess this laptop will do me no harm!

bronco67 12-01-2009 10:10 AM

I just bought a laptop, and found it ironic that there warnings in the manual against using the laptop on your lap.

heymatty 12-01-2009 10:12 AM

I am done at 2 kids.

Using a laptop sounds preferable to the snip. Can Dell offer any guarantees! Maybe using my mac is better as its aluminum, transfers the heat straight to the nuts.

bobby666 12-01-2009 11:07 AM

good news, thanks for info

seeandsee 12-01-2009 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 16603582)

never boring :D

RandomNinja 12-01-2009 11:40 AM

Hmm... guess I need to start using my laptop more often ;)

jtrade 12-01-2009 11:42 AM

Very interesting.. The daily GFY news =)

james_clickmemedia 12-01-2009 11:59 AM

I use my MacBook on my lap when doing work in bed at the weekends... Does not seem to get that hot though.

ArsewithClass 12-01-2009 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by james_clickmemedia (Post 16603558)
Apparently using a laptop on your lap for long periods of time can cause a man to have a low sperm count..

I heard it on the DR. Oz show last night. Googled it today and seems to be well documented

http://www.searchenginejournal.com/l...ertility/1141/

Its probably the heat? Maybe if a woman goes down on you too much, this also lowers the sperm count :1orglaugh

This can only make it better for guys in the business. No worries of extra children, just a damn good cum shot! :winkwink:

TheLegacy 12-01-2009 12:22 PM

I wonder how many lab rats they tested this theory on before concluding

It's the price of doing business I suppose

Argos88 12-01-2009 01:11 PM

electromagnetic waves generated by the wifi internet connection. Also having your Linksys on your side is dangerous. Talking all day with your mobile phone too...

But we're talking about multi-trillion businesses here... so the lack of info is huge.

Kiwigirl 12-01-2009 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF (Post 16603646)
who in the world uses a computer on their laps anyway?

I use nothing but a laptop and a netbook to work on (approx 10-13hrs a day) and don't own a desk top so I guess I fall under your category of one of the many people who uses a computer in their lap. Now if only there were evidence that it was making me infertile I would increase my usage. LOL

joshll 12-01-2009 01:21 PM

It works like a washing machines heat, it heats up your nuts, shrivels them..so your sperm cant fit in them anymore..so it migrates north and when you pop a zit, it all fires out.

Seriously.

rowan 12-01-2009 03:48 PM

Hmmm slowly shrinking balls or instant burnt penis... these things are dan-ger-ous! :D


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