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Bird 11-27-2009 08:19 PM

Tiger Woods got some serious Baby Mama Drama
 
I have seen this many times.....

Its, Baby Mama Drama

Here's what happened his wife punched him in the mouth. He ran out got in his car to run away because his crazy as wife was coming after him with a golf club.

As the bitch was chasing him down the driveway, he shortcut his driveway to the street and backed up into the fire hydrant. He saw that crazy bitch coming at him with the golf club, she smashes the back window as he quickly slammed it in to drive, steps on hit, and then hits the tree.

He's then stuck and his wife opens the door yanks him out of the car punches him in the mouth again and knocks him out.

RayBonga 11-27-2009 08:20 PM

wonder if there's a video of the thing

baddog 11-27-2009 08:21 PM

Guess we can guess who you are FB friends with. :)

Wagerboy 11-27-2009 09:46 PM

i agree. how the media is making it anything else is beyond me. she used a golf club to break the window? he was laying half dead in the street from a 30mph crash in a suv into a tree? lol

NaughtyRob 11-27-2009 09:47 PM

Sounds about right. The baby mamma story that is.

Bird 11-27-2009 10:08 PM

rumors of him banging some chick named Rachel Uchitel

NaughtyRob 11-27-2009 10:51 PM

http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00029163.html

Fugly milf
http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_ho...otos/3club.jpg

magpan 11-27-2009 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bird (Post 16593248)
I have seen this many times.....

Its, Baby Mama Drama

Here's what happened his wife punched him in the mouth. He ran out got in his car to run away because his crazy as wife was coming after him with a golf club.

As the bitch was chasing him down the driveway, he shortcut his driveway to the street and backed up into the fire hydrant. He saw that crazy bitch coming at him with the golf club, she smashes the back window as he quickly slammed it in to drive, steps on hit, and then hits the tree.

He's then stuck and his wife opens the door yanks him out of the car punches him in the mouth again and knocks him out.

Hell yeah! :1orglaugh

NetHorse 11-27-2009 11:15 PM

If I ever became famous I would hire actors and stuntmen to keep the gossip twinks on their toes. I would also fake my death twice a week.

Spunky 11-27-2009 11:18 PM

I'm jealous I can't chase a little ball around a field and make millions and actually call it a sport and be more popular than hockey

The Ghost 11-27-2009 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 16593695)
I'm jealous I can't chase a little ball around a field and make millions and actually call it a sport and be more popular than hockey

I <3 playing golf.

cosis 11-28-2009 12:43 AM

LOL I knew he wasn't dumb enough to run into a fire hydrant without some dumb bitch running after him with a golf club

hypedough 11-28-2009 01:00 AM

Isn't his wife a blonde Swedish super-beauty? WTF is he fucking that skag for?

Manowar 11-28-2009 02:01 AM

what a legend

vending_machine 11-28-2009 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hypedough (Post 16593936)
Isn't his wife a blonde Swedish super-beauty? WTF is he fucking that skag for?

"Show me a hot chick, and I'll show you someone that's tired of bangin her"

JFK 11-28-2009 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vending_machine (Post 16593979)
"Show me a hot chick, and I'll show you someone that's tired of bangin her"

:thumbsup:thumbsup

JFK 11-28-2009 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GetNaughty (Post 16593657)

yup I agree, now where are all the hackers ?
"she and Woods exchanged sex text messages"

Scott McD 11-28-2009 04:10 AM

Rich sportsmen like Tiger shouldn't get married. Not at a young age anyway.

They could be out banging all the hot pussy for years, before deciding to settle down with just one chick.

David Beckham is another example. He has been with that skinny bitch for years, yet he could probably nail any chick on the planet near enough.

It's madness i tell ya !!! :winkwink:

andrej_NDC 11-28-2009 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 16594080)
He has been with that skinny bitch for years, yet he could probably nail any chick on the planet near enough.

Well, why do you think he isn't. :winkwink:

bushwacker 11-28-2009 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 16593695)
I'm jealous I can't chase a little ball around a field and make millions and actually call it a sport and be more popular than hockey

100's of millions!!

bloggerz 11-28-2009 06:18 AM

go get 'em Tiger

Scott McD 11-28-2009 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andrej_NDC (Post 16594181)
Well, why do you think he isn't. :winkwink:

A few reasons.

The media would be all over it.

His bitch wouldn't allow it.

He seems to be pussy whipped by her.

Zayne E. 11-28-2009 06:53 AM

I sure hope Tiger has a rock-solid prenup! It's fairly obvious where this one is heading...

andrej_NDC 11-28-2009 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 16594211)
A few reasons.

The media would be all over it.

His bitch wouldn't allow it.

He seems to be pussy whipped by her.

There are pics of him in the media with different girls each and every week. And his ugly wife knows he is the only guy she would get, so she wouldn't want him to go away even if he had 10 affairs at one time.

Mutt 11-28-2009 07:23 AM

i think the New York slut looks pretty hot in a NY kinda way - why do people bother getting married these days, everybody cheats if they have the opportunity to cheat.

media is going to have a field day with this, Tiger's had such a squeaky clean image. he bores me to tears other than on a golf course.

andrej_NDC 11-28-2009 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 16594332)
Tiger's had such a squeaky clean image.

Those are mostly the worst. :)

DaCaptain 11-28-2009 07:39 AM

Quote:

Isn't his wife a blonde Swedish super-beauty? WTF is he fucking that skag for?
When it all boils down to it, it's not how hot the woman is it's how hot she is in bed and how much she turns him on. If she was throwing it on him, as often as he wants, and exactly how he wants, he'd never stray. The problem usually comes in when "she" determines that she's got what he wants and starts getting tired of his advances and requests, and determines that she can make him jump through hoops to get it.

Then "he" thinks "wait a minute, I'm athletic, rich, and famous" I don't have to change the diapers, put the kids to bed, watch a chick flick, and sit around drinking girly drinks with anticipation, then be "forced" to go get her Hagen-Daz at 2 in the morning to get it thrown on me. I can find some other chick that does what I want in bed, willingly and without all the "subtle" requests.

...and then it started.

Zayne E. 11-28-2009 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaCaptain (Post 16594380)
When it all boils down to it, it's not how hot the woman is it's how hot she is in bed and how much she turns him on. If she was throwing it on him, as often as he wants, and exactly how he wants, he'd never stray. The problem usually comes in when "she" determines that she's got what he wants and starts getting tired of his advances and requests, and determines that she can make him jump through hoops to get it.

Then "he" thinks "wait a minute, I'm athletic, rich, and famous" I don't have to change the diapers, put the kids to bed, watch a chick flick, and sit around drinking girly drinks with anticipation, then be "forced" to go get her Hagen-Daz at 2 in the morning to get it thrown on me. I can find some other chick that does what I want in bed, willingly and without all the "subtle" requests.

...and then it started.

HAHA! I once read here at GFY words I will never forget...it doesn't matter how hot the chick is -- sooner or later ANY guy would get sick of her shit :2 cents:

Scott McD 11-28-2009 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 16594332)
i think the New York slut looks pretty hot in a NY kinda way - why do people bother getting married these days, everybody cheats if they have the opportunity to cheat.

Yup!

I always find it funny when people go on about a big wedding, at a huge cost, when really most the time it's worthless as within a few days if the chance came up, one or the other would go fuck somebody else anyway... :upsidedow

Darrah 11-28-2009 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GetNaughty (Post 16593657)

Her thing is dating wealthy married celebrities. Last she was rumored to have been having an affair with actor David Boreanaz while his Playmate wife, Jaime Bergman, was pregnant.

JFK 11-28-2009 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zayne E. (Post 16594385)
HAHA! I once read here at GFY words I will never forget...it doesn't matter how hot the chick is -- sooner or later ANY guy would get sick of her shit :2 cents:

you mean this ?:winkwink:
Quote:

Originally Posted by vending_machine (Post 16593979)
"Show me a hot chick, and I'll show you someone that's tired of bangin her"


baddog 11-28-2009 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vending_machine (Post 16593979)
"Show me a hot chick, and I'll show you someone that's tired of bangin her"

Not quite accurate. You don't get tired of banging a hot chick, you get tired of the bullshit you have to put up with in order to bang said chick.

Two different things.

bronco67 11-28-2009 10:28 AM

You may be on to something.

I thought "who drives out of their driveway at a high rate of speed in the middle of the night?" other than someone having a domestic argument.

captainjapan. 11-28-2009 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bushwacker (Post 16594184)
100's of millions!!


make that 999 millions +1 million....

Jman 11-28-2009 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vending_machine (Post 16593979)
"Show me a hot chick, and I'll show you someone that's tired of bangin her"

Agreed 100%, men or women get tired of banging the same person... Hence why we cheat and fantasize...

Bird 11-28-2009 10:46 AM

Find more pics of this skank socialite


http://www.hotmommagossip.com/wp-con...el-uchitel.jpg

http://static.businessinsider.com/~~...00000000c6763c

DaddyHalbucks 11-28-2009 11:38 AM

Tiger, I want your wood!







LOL.

Scott McD 11-28-2009 12:00 PM

I wonder if she shouted "GET IN THE HOLE!"

DaddyHalbucks 11-28-2009 12:11 PM

Who knows what really happened, but at this point a scorned woman is the only thing that explains it.

Bird 11-28-2009 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 16594956)
Who knows what really happened, but at this point a scorned woman is the only thing that explains it.

Only time will tell, Battered husband don't want to speak out....:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Maybe in the future there will be some report how golf star legend tiger woods suffered from spousal abuse, during all his championship wins.

Bird 11-28-2009 12:37 PM

Check Out Her Knuckles....

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/m...1128011938.jpg

fatfoo 11-28-2009 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GetNaughty (Post 16593657)

She's not fugly. Nice lips.

BFT3K 11-28-2009 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wagerboy (Post 16593404)
i agree. how the media is making it anything else is beyond me. she used a golf club to break the window? he was laying half dead in the street from a 30mph crash in a suv into a tree? lol

Whenever you notice your non-drunk husband trapped in a car, after having an accident IN THE DRIVEWAY, in the middle of the night, it is always best to quickly grab a golf club to break him free, than say... use the second set of keys, or call the police, etc.

Even a billionaire has to deal with stupid ass bitches! So sad....

dallasnovelty 11-28-2009 01:59 PM

oh man it will end up being one of those priceless pics as soon as someone finds more pics LOL
have golf clu b sticking out of the window

$5 submissions 11-28-2009 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NetHorse (Post 16593690)
If I ever became famous I would hire actors and stuntmen to keep the gossip twinks on their toes. I would also fake my death twice a week.

Keep them guessing. That's how Joaquin Phoenix rolls.

Bossman 11-28-2009 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 16595187)
Even a billionaire has to deal with stupid ass bitches! So sad....

Donīt say Puffy didnīt warn him :pimp


$5 submissions 11-28-2009 03:49 PM

If he doesn't have a kid with the other woman then its not baby Mama drama.

Rangermoore 11-28-2009 04:46 PM

Tiger Woods Cornered -- Turns Cops Away

It looks like Tiger Woods has been boxed into a corner and his best friend now, is time -- because he's again refused to meet with the Florida Highway Patrol about the incident with his wife early yesterday. Tiger may well be waiting for the telltale wounds to heal.

Woods' agent told the Florida Highway Patrol Tiger and wife Elin Nordegren would not make themselves available to speak with authorities today about the incident that left Tiger with lacerations and one less fire hydrant on his block.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-...ighway-patrol/


Looks like little Tiger is hiding out like a pussy...

Sly 11-28-2009 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaCaptain (Post 16594380)
When it all boils down to it, it's not how hot the woman is it's how hot she is in bed and how much she turns him on. If she was throwing it on him, as often as he wants, and exactly how he wants, he'd never stray. The problem usually comes in when "she" determines that she's got what he wants and starts getting tired of his advances and requests, and determines that she can make him jump through hoops to get it.

Then "he" thinks "wait a minute, I'm athletic, rich, and famous" I don't have to change the diapers, put the kids to bed, watch a chick flick, and sit around drinking girly drinks with anticipation, then be "forced" to go get her Hagen-Daz at 2 in the morning to get it thrown on me. I can find some other chick that does what I want in bed, willingly and without all the "subtle" requests.

...and then it started.


LOL. One of the better replies I've read in a long time.

kichi 11-28-2009 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaCaptain (Post 16594380)
When it all boils down to it, it's not how hot the woman is it's how hot she is in bed and how much she turns him on. If she was throwing it on him, as often as he wants, and exactly how he wants, he'd never stray. The problem usually comes in when "she" determines that she's got what he wants and starts getting tired of his advances and requests, and determines that she can make him jump through hoops to get it.

Then "he" thinks "wait a minute, I'm athletic, rich, and famous" I don't have to change the diapers, put the kids to bed, watch a chick flick, and sit around drinking girly drinks with anticipation, then be "forced" to go get her Hagen-Daz at 2 in the morning to get it thrown on me. I can find some other chick that does what I want in bed, willingly and without all the "subtle" requests.

...and then it started.

this is so fucking true. respect.


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