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fatfoo 11-27-2009 02:12 PM

Benefits of not having sex and not jerking off in a long time
 
Benefits of not having sex and not jerking off in a long time:

- No risk to get HIV/AIDS/STDs
- Retain better understanding of what turns you on, as you walk around with a nut suck full of cum
- More time to work
- No need to spend money, effort and time in absolutely pointless romances
- You can get off on women saying supposedly you're a loser if you don't have sex, but you know in your heart that you win
- Get off on abstinence

TidalWave 11-27-2009 02:20 PM

- Higher risk of prostate cancer

baddog 11-27-2009 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 16592569)
- Retain better understanding of what turns you on, as you walk around with a nut suck full of cum

Downside is the crack of dawn or a slight breeze will turn you on.

Bomber8888 11-27-2009 02:42 PM

Amen.. the truth is out!

Roald 11-27-2009 02:46 PM

and what is the fun in that exactly?

huda 11-27-2009 02:52 PM

The fun is blasting everything saved up at the next shooting for our site www.germangoogirls.com

area51 - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-27-2009 02:53 PM

fagfoo probably can't even get hard, so he's trying to justify it

Robbie 11-27-2009 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by TidalWave (Post 16592608)
- Higher risk of prostate cancer

HUGE risk of prostate cancer. When I was in college I went in for a full physical and the doctor told me flat out to have sex as often as I could, and that if I couldn't find someone to have sex with then to masturbate (this was pre-AIDS).

He told me flat out that not ejaculating regularly (preferrably everyday) was VERY unhealthy for your prostate.

degban 11-27-2009 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 16592569)
Benefits of not having sex and not jerking off in a long time:

- No risk to get HIV/AIDS/STDs
- Retain better understanding of what turns you on, as you walk around with a nut suck full of cum
- More time to work
- No need to spend money, effort and time in absolutely pointless romances
- You can get off on women saying supposedly you're a loser if you don't have sex, but you know in your heart that you win
- Get off on abstinence

you get more work done

Agent 488 11-27-2009 03:03 PM

goddamn your posts depress me. why do i click this shit?

Agent 488 11-27-2009 03:04 PM

if you're not getting laid no shame in jerking off. or go pick up a hooker or something.

bbobby86 11-27-2009 03:21 PM

thats right fatfoo...

sex69 11-27-2009 03:23 PM

I don't see any benefit from not having sex for a long time.

tiger 11-27-2009 03:32 PM

I get more work done if I have sex. Clears your head and you can concentrate better.

Rice_Master 11-27-2009 04:05 PM

i guess this is what you tell yourself to fee better? lol

i don't care how much money you're making man, if u ain't getting laid, u ain't happy.

CyberHustler 11-27-2009 04:06 PM

I just masturbated to this:
http://www.tube8.com/ebony/cherokee-...t-huge/195493/

:)

gandalfuy 11-27-2009 04:23 PM

I cant see the benefits...Jerking off and fucking is too me like coca cola for you guys.

GrouchyAdmin 11-27-2009 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 16592825)

Well, I lost my erection too.

That had to be one of the creepiest camera voiceovers I've ever imagined - and I watched the full vid of the Bjork stalker killing himself.

fatfoo 11-27-2009 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by TidalWave (Post 16592608)
- Higher risk of prostate cancer

Oh, really? I didn't know that. Not sure if it's true.

fatfoo 11-27-2009 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 16592689)
Downside is the crack of dawn or a slight breeze will turn you on.

Yeah, more things will turn you on.

fatfoo 11-27-2009 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Bomber8888 (Post 16592692)
Amen.. the truth is out!

Thanks...

fatfoo 11-27-2009 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Roald (Post 16592702)
and what is the fun in that exactly?

I think it's less fun. But, there are some benefits.

fatfoo 11-27-2009 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by huda (Post 16592713)
The fun is blasting everything saved up at the next shooting for our site www.germangoogirls.com

When I didn't cum for 2 weeks, I can bust a really huge load of jizz that flies like 3 meters away. I think people have had similar experiences.

Your site is fun. Well done.

http://i45.tinypic.com/25hlp9x.jpg

fatfoo 11-27-2009 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by area51 (Post 16592717)
fagfoo probably can't even get hard, so he's trying to justify it

Area51 is obsessed with me, and he/she even started a thread titled fagfoo, where he/she asked me to stop writing "leprechaun style" in my posts.

Anyway, I ain't fag.

fatfoo 11-27-2009 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 16592722)
HUGE risk of prostate cancer. When I was in college I went in for a full physical and the doctor told me flat out to have sex as often as I could, and that if I couldn't find someone to have sex with then to masturbate (this was pre-AIDS).

He told me flat out that not ejaculating regularly (preferrably everyday) was VERY unhealthy for your prostate.

Wow... I never heard any such thing before.

fatfoo 11-27-2009 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 16592728)
goddamn your posts depress me. why do i click this shit?

Sometimes I am in a depressed mood.

fatfoo 11-27-2009 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 16592730)
if you're not getting laid no shame in jerking off. or go pick up a hooker or something.

I say hookers are dangerous because they are dirty and might carry viruses. I never had sexual relations with a prostitute.

fatfoo 11-27-2009 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by bbobby86 (Post 16592762)
thats right fatfoo...

Thanks, bbobby86.

fatfoo 11-27-2009 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Rice_Master (Post 16592824)
i guess this is what you tell yourself to fee better? lol

i don't care how much money you're making man, if u ain't getting laid, u ain't happy.

I think that's true to some extent.

fatfoo 11-27-2009 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 16592825)

Good choice of porn. :thumbsup

PR_Raul 11-27-2009 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 16592825)

i second that.. but next time try this
http://www.porn.com/player.html?scene=83593
:pimp

gotta luv this girl

eprater78 11-27-2009 05:56 PM

When you can't find the real thing or you're tired of using your hand, try Bree Olson's Sweet Pussy! :thumbsup

Ace_luffy 11-27-2009 07:12 PM

:) agree,hehehe, safety always:thumbsup

fatfoo 11-27-2009 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Raul (Post 16592972)
i second that.. but next time try this
http://www.porn.com/player.html?scene=83593
:pimp

gotta luv this girl

PR Raul - This chick is a hot brunette. Good find.

Fob 11-27-2009 08:22 PM

prostate cancer! good to know! this forum is so educational!

fatfoo 11-27-2009 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Fob (Post 16593255)
prostate cancer! good to know! this forum is so educational!

At least this thread is educational.

In other threads you might get - misinformation.

andrej_NDC 11-28-2009 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 16592569)
- More time to work
- No need to spend money, effort and time in absolutely pointless romances

There is no point to have money, for a guy, if he can't spend it on women. Everything men do is just to impress women. Otherwise there is no point in working and you can live at your mom's.

javok 11-28-2009 08:24 AM

What about energy saving?

http://www.prostate-massage-and-heal...aoist-sex.html

Doctor Feelgood 11-28-2009 02:15 PM

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics...rbate-1615.jpg

Doctor Feelgood 11-28-2009 02:18 PM

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics...rbate-1597.jpg

lazycash 11-28-2009 06:04 PM

Sorry you have prostate cancer fatfoo, at least with all the chemo you won't have any urges to ejaculate.

fatfoo 11-28-2009 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by andrej_NDC (Post 16594186)
There is no point to have money, for a guy, if he can't spend it on women. Everything men do is just to impress women. Otherwise there is no point in working and you can live at your mom's.

Sometimes women wanna spend money on me. But it always ends by me saying, "I'm not a whore." I guess I'm stupid like that.

fatfoo 11-28-2009 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Feelgood (Post 16595228)

Ha.. ha.. ha.. Skeleton love in your avatar.

fatfoo 11-28-2009 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 16595655)
Sorry you have prostate cancer fatfoo, at least with all the chemo you won't have any urges to ejaculate.

I don't have prostate cancer. That statement is untrue.

I have a disease whereas I walk around saying absolutely nothing at all, and women like to imagine they are involved with me somehow, when in truth I did not even say one word to them.

Vairo 05-21-2010 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by TidalWave (Post 16592608)
- Higher risk of prostate cancer

Is that proven? Any good source for that ?

CaptainHowdy 05-21-2010 06:37 AM

Another benefit: YOU GET CLOSER TO GOD...

seeandsee 05-21-2010 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 16592569)
Benefits of not having sex and not jerking off in a long time:

- No risk to get HIV/AIDS/STDs
- Retain better understanding of what turns you on, as you walk around with a nut suck full of cum
- More time to work
- No need to spend money, effort and time in absolutely pointless romances
- You can get off on women saying supposedly you're a loser if you don't have sex, but you know in your heart that you win
- Get off on abstinence

you dont have gf? :1orglaugh kidding

i heard Gandy sleeped with nake girls just to show how nosex man he was ;)

BigDeanEvans 05-21-2010 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 16595997)
I don't have prostate cancer. That statement is untrue.

I have a disease whereas I walk around saying absolutely nothing at all, and women like to imagine they are involved with me somehow, when in truth I did not even say one word to them.

Is that disease called Schizophrenia? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

geedub 05-21-2010 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by BigDeanEvans (Post 17161214)
Is that disease called Schizophrenia? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

na that's MindWaste

bufferover 05-21-2010 07:30 AM

I don't like those "benefits"


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