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MetaMan 11-16-2009 05:28 PM

i DO NOT respect short or fat men:
 
I am the silverback gorilla of the jungle. all your womans belong to me!

seriously women do not respect short or fat men either. if you are a tall fat man you can get pussy like crazy.

so if you are short and fat i do not respect you.

Big Red Machine 11-16-2009 05:38 PM

Call it what you will Napoleism or what, but all the Short guys I know have alot of Drive.

d-null 11-16-2009 05:40 PM

you forgot that money trumps all of the above


http://i33.tinypic.com/f5258m.jpg

Big Red Machine 11-16-2009 05:45 PM

^ Very True so the next generation gets better genetics threw $. His motivation might have been to have a taller son with that bean pole.

AIbenjamink 11-16-2009 05:45 PM

http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/7...1833105gi1.png

Cyber Fucker 11-16-2009 05:49 PM

thx for sharing the info

PornMD 11-16-2009 05:50 PM

http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/game...20159_main.jpg

L-Pink 11-16-2009 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMD (Post 16557027)

:1orglaugh


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Ace_luffy 11-16-2009 06:04 PM

nice , tnx to info

JamesK 11-16-2009 06:05 PM

define short. I'm around 1.76m

BFT3K 11-16-2009 06:10 PM

Short and fat is the new black, bitch!

Admittedly, I have no idea what that means....

betabomb 11-16-2009 06:27 PM

http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news...er_375x375.jpg

MetaMan 11-16-2009 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null (Post 16556995)
you forgot that money trumps all of the above


http://i33.tinypic.com/f5258m.jpg

if money trumps all then you wouldn't be wasting it on hoes you can get for free.

MetaMan 11-16-2009 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 16557081)
define short. I'm around 1.76m

under 6'0

digitaldivas 11-16-2009 06:36 PM

good thing I'm 6'2" WTF happened to the Broncos, man

MetaMan 11-16-2009 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digitaldivas (Post 16557169)
good thing I'm 6'2" WTF happened to the Broncos, man

orton got hurt is what happened, you have a new system and a new backup.

they are starting to go down the field and the game plan was working. if orton is injured for the game against SD i at least hope Simms gets some good reps in.

digitaldivas 11-16-2009 06:49 PM

yes, that will be an interesting game.

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-16-2009 08:44 PM

Thank god I'm 6'3 and fat.

d-null 11-16-2009 10:08 PM

but then again, maybe she didn't care about his money....


perhaps he has great skills:

http://i33.tinypic.com/2cxt9oy.jpg

harvey 11-16-2009 10:08 PM

http://fdsign.com/thanx.jpg

GrouchyAdmin 11-16-2009 10:21 PM

i may be short and fat but i am not a retarded canuck.

Farang 11-16-2009 11:14 PM

How about underweight middle height guys?

sicone 11-16-2009 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16557154)
under 6'0


whew.. I'm 6'1 and fat.. I just made the tall cut

MetaMan 11-16-2009 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 16558008)
whew.. I'm 6'1 and fat.. I just made the tall cut

:thumbsup

MetaMan 11-16-2009 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null (Post 16557878)
but then again, maybe she didn't care about his money....


perhaps he has great skills:

http://i33.tinypic.com/2cxt9oy.jpg

you dont need money if you can fuck like a racehorse.

Deej 11-16-2009 11:45 PM

Good thing im 6'5" and I fuck like a rabid bunny...

SleazyDream 11-16-2009 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMD (Post 16557027)

toooo funnny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JustDaveXxx 11-17-2009 12:08 AM

I am very tall when i stand on my wallet!!!.:thumbsup

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 11-17-2009 12:14 AM

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tphMnL4vxb...uch_potato.jpg

ADG

D Ghost 11-17-2009 12:17 AM

they probably dont respect you either

MetaMan 11-17-2009 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ The Kid (Post 16558094)
they probably dont respect you either

everyone respects me.

NetHorse 11-17-2009 12:20 AM

Fat ass trolls, go back under your bridges with your fucking McDoanalds

MetaMan 11-17-2009 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NetHorse (Post 16558101)
Fat ass trolls, go back under your bridges with your fucking McDoanalds

so i am guessing you are fat AND short?

PenisFace 11-17-2009 12:29 AM

speaking of short bastards, has anyone seen that gillete commercial or whatever the fuck it is with the hockey player? That guy is like 5'2 and weighs 110 pounds soaking wet, everytime I see it I want to punch his fake hockey player ass.

Fake edit: those youtube fags wont let me embed, so heres the link

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qj-TkIQ4aY4

SKIP TO 29 SECONDS, LOOK AT THAT SMUG TINY BASTARD I WANT TO SMASH HIM

raven1083 11-17-2009 12:34 AM

on my opinion, it doesn't matter as long as that man can rock my bed

MetaMan 11-17-2009 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raven1083 (Post 16558131)
on my opinion, it doesn't matter as long as that man can rock my bed

your opinion doesnt count if you are a female.

just kidding smoke crack.

no im not joking in general your opinion doesnt matter.

NetHorse 11-17-2009 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16558106)
so i am guessing you are fat AND short?

I'm a 600lb midget

NetHorse 11-17-2009 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raven1083 (Post 16558131)
on my opinion, it doesn't matter as long as that man can rock my bed

I'm a 600lb midget with a 1/2 inch dick with one ball.

Les Grossman 11-17-2009 12:46 AM

I am short, fat and balding. However, my bank accounts are also fat, and my cars are fast, my house is big, and all of this brings the hottest of the hottest chicks. And I fuck the dog shit out of these model and high class bitches.

It doesn't matter to me why they are there. The fact is, they are. I don't want to marry and can trade these gold digging' whores like stocks.

After Shock Media 11-17-2009 12:49 AM

ahh danny divito and joe pesci will now cry themselves to sleep at night.

MetaMan 11-17-2009 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 16558153)
ahh danny divito and joe pesci will now cry themselves to sleep at night.

they are both over 6'0 that was just camera tricks.

Antonio 11-17-2009 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 16558153)
ahh danny divito and joe pesci will now cry themselves to sleep at night.


http://i.imgur.com/z45uZ.jpg

Deej 11-17-2009 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16558155)
they are both over 6'0 that was just camera tricks.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CamTraffic 11-17-2009 05:10 AM

therefore you don't respect yourself

NBBCash Matze 11-17-2009 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farang (Post 16558002)
How about underweight middle height guys?

talking about me ? What an weird thread but one thing is right. If you are very short it's harder to get respected by colleques as beeing normal or large. Saw that in my trainee company, too bad.

Raf1 11-17-2009 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 16558467)

creepy pic, lol

BlackCrayon 11-17-2009 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16557154)
under 6'0

lol, thats like 90% of the populaton, at least. I am 5'9 but don't consider myself short.

Lykos 11-17-2009 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMD (Post 16557027)

:1orglaugh

Lace 11-17-2009 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 16558467)

He needs to find his shirt :winkwink:

Bryan G 11-17-2009 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16556964)
I am the silverback gorilla of the jungle. all your womans belong to me!

seriously women do not respect short or fat men either. if you are a tall fat man you can get pussy like crazy.

so if you are short and fat i do not respect you.

So which one is it?? You said you don't respect short OR fat men. Then yo said if you are a tall fat man you can get pussy.


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