Chemical warfare
 

jesus god - i let SKufty visit my parents for a few hours tonight and when I got him back - he's sitting beside me now in the office - the FARTS comming out of him are insane smelly. I might pass out it's soo bad. I'm worried a spark might blow up my office now...

I need an exhaust fan installed in here. can't open a window it's too cold tonight

what did they feed him? lol

i have no idea - he already ate dinner but the WEIRD thing is they smell JUST like my DAD'S farts which I know about cause I often drive my dad into the city and have to open all the windows on the car to avoid being overcome by noxious gas.......

feed him some fish and send'em to Iraq :D

he throws up all fish. that's chemical AND biological warefare

can it and sell it to haliburton for $1mil/can

Open a window anyways. One would think if the farts keep coming and are fresh, that they still would be warm and would push out the colder air. Plus the excess farts in the room should have created enough pressure to have enough force keep out cold air.