i am half-drunked and i made no shit ... excuse me
 

yes people, this is my official excuse thread, i have been shit when i drunked myself like a pig, now whe ice leaved because of me, i will be nice to all of you ... keep up the good work and wish you best with your sites everyone! :thumbsup

Bring back ice.

yes, you made ice tea from long island and landed yourself in the pokey where gorrilas in the mist mauled you and did unspeakable things to you and the warden just sat there all tettered and torn and the payphone outside the lobby where you get your one phone call said out of order and the who knows when the phone company will be out to repair it probably down at the diner on their 6th cup of free coffee and the waitress is wondering if they are going to leave a nice tip since they just seem interested in more free coffee or maybe they are interested in her but what would she have to offer a guy like that after all she just got finished with a messy divorce and her kids are nothing to write home about maybe she should send them to live with grandma smell you later fresh prince of bel air..

Smoking the herb is gfy ban free :rasta

:2 cents: :1orglaugh ...

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I like you. you sexy sailor!

i like to go on writting sprees where you just type without stopping and transition from segment to segment. although trying to remain coherent, you cant allow yourself to stop typing to just to make sense...

i wrote that in less than 30 seconds... :thumbsup

LOLZ you are one crazy mother fucker haha....

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