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OzKaNoz 12-14-2002 03:43 AM

World?s youngest web designer
 
Indian boy becomes world?s youngest web designer
19.28 IST 04th Dec 2002

By IndiaExpress Bureau

He is just five years old. But Ajay Puri of Lucknow has earned the distinction of having become the youngest computer web designer in the world.

With the feat firmly under his belt, the Class-II student, who designed his website, www.microsfotkid.com, has entered the Limca Book of Records.

The talented boy recently met Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates. After the meeting, Gates is reported to have remarked: "Ajay! You are going to take my seat."

Last month, he took the Silicon Valley by surprise by passing the Microsoft "MOUS" examination, securing 98 per cent marks. An exam, which people five times his age find it difficult to pass.

His score of 98 is said to be the highest in the world so far. Ajay has thus become the youngest specialist Microsoft Office user in the world.

Though he belongs to Lucknow at present his parents work in Bangkok, where he studies at Harrow International School.

CNN has already featured him. Now, the BBC and the CNBC are planning to make more features on this computer wiz kid.

In recognition of his amazing talent, Microsoft Thailand recently gifted him FrontPage 2000 for making a website.

He can create a website with all hyper links, thumbnails, background music, frames, DHTML, Forums etc.

Geez that's something. But how does a 5 year old get that smart?
It's amazing :thumbsup


Oz

Jay_StandAhead 12-14-2002 03:47 AM

You URL is fucked up


MicrosoftKid.com

DjSap 12-14-2002 03:51 AM

Look at the website colors, then read this...

"I love You Aamir Khan"

It's his gay genes that made him so smart...

Dildozer 12-14-2002 03:53 AM

Let's see Amp compete with that!

JamesK 12-14-2002 03:54 AM

http://www.microsoft.com/billgates/images/billbio.jpg

what a hotty

WhoreHEY 12-14-2002 04:03 AM

how much does this kid charge for gallery design? :winkwink:

funkmaster 12-14-2002 04:19 AM

http://www.microsoftkid.com/ ... scores out some of the gfy designers for sure ... and now get microsoft to sue the living shit out of him for haveing their name in the domain ...

Rory 12-14-2002 04:22 AM

"Woh aa ke gire hum pe, bijli ke khambe ki tarah, khuda ki kasam current kha ke maza aa gay"

funkmaster 12-14-2002 04:23 AM

http://www.microsoftkid.com/my_messa..._of_the_wo.htm

... yes, that sounds exactly the way 5 year olds talk ... give me a motherfucking break ... !!

DarkJedi 12-14-2002 04:30 AM

you call that a design ?
it sucks !!

hahmike 12-14-2002 04:35 AM

"He can transfer documents on to the floppy disks. He can take out prints of the various documents. Ajay can also perform routine maintenance of the computer."

I can do that too! Me!

Stupid kid.

50 Cent 12-14-2002 04:40 AM

I did this shit when I was still wearing pampers and that was a few years before I turned 5.

richard 12-14-2002 05:12 AM

I think someone needs to give Maddox a call...

(http://maddox.xmission.com/irule.html)

Cohen 12-14-2002 05:27 AM

no way that kid passed a "MOUS" exame - Cant be done.
A child developes his own "self" around 3, and its not possible to learn 2 languages (his own + english) + the computer relatet knowledge he has to learn before passing the "MOUS" exame.

Its a Hoax

triplab 12-14-2002 05:29 AM

[yawn smiley] yawn [/yawn smiley]

Sl2021|||Sebastian 12-14-2002 05:32 AM

i think its possible to do this computer shit with 5years.no problem..my daughter which is 3years old can start the pc aswell. She opens winamp and play music, then she is able to open notepad or microsoft word and write her name or other things like dady or so. she is painting houses, pets and so on on paint in windows.....then she goes to ebay and other sites and visits some auctions of pets and playtools..where is the problem ? I am sure she will be able to generate internet sites in html or frontpage..where is the problem? its not difficult. But to write such sentences like the boy did in his suggestions for the kids, its not possible with 5years...

Mutt 12-14-2002 06:00 AM

The website sucks. I don't believe in patronizing kids and telling them something is really really good when it sucks just because they're kids. I emailed Ajay Puni and told him the website was a disgrace to his parents, Allah and most importantly to himself and to get back to playing with his Osama bin Laden action figures and his magic carpet riding lessons.

I don't think i was being unfair to the boy.

Mutt 12-14-2002 06:02 AM

oh. i just found out he is Indian. I thought he was Pakistani. The Indians aren't backstabbing us at the moment like Pakistan.

maybe later on i will think about it and write young Ajay an apology.

Cohen 12-14-2002 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sl2021|||Sebastian
i think its possible to do this computer shit with 5years.no problem..my daughter which is 3years old can start the pc aswell. She opens winamp and play music, then she is able to open notepad or microsoft word and write her name or other things like dady or so. she is painting houses, pets and so on on paint in windows.....then she goes to ebay and other sites and visits some auctions of pets and playtools..where is the problem ? I am sure she will be able to generate internet sites in html or frontpage..where is the problem? its not difficult. But to write such sentences like the boy did in his suggestions for the kids, its not possible with 5years...
sure - but they claim he passed a "MOUS" exame. ( Microsoft Office User Specialist )
List of test

Nurgle 12-14-2002 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cohen


sure - but they claim he passed a "MOUS" exame. ( Microsoft Office User Specialist )
List of test

Yeah but that test only requires the user to find out how to disable the fucking Office Assistant... mind you im sure many people fail this simple test

Nurgle

Undutchable 12-14-2002 06:39 AM

He should hire me for a re-design :2 cents:

Nurgle 12-14-2002 06:44 AM

opps.. double post

.:Frog:. 12-14-2002 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
I emailed Ajay Puni and told him the website was a disgrace to his parents, Allah and most importantly to himself and to get back to playing with his Osama bin Laden action figures and his magic carpet riding lessons.

I don't think i was being unfair to the boy.

Mutt if you really e-mailed the 5-year old and insulted him & his family your a real asshole. Even if you were just joking.

DaLord 12-14-2002 07:19 AM

That's a cute kid... way to go!

Cohen 12-14-2002 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nurgle


Yeah but that test only requires the user to find out how to disable the fucking Office Assistant... mind you im sure many people fail this simple test

Nurgle

this is a SMALL sample of the test:

Publish worksheets and workbooks to the Web
Managing Workbooks
Create, edit, and apply templates
Create workspaces
Use data consolidation
Formatting Numbers
Create and apply custom number formats
Use conditional formats
Working with Ranges
Use named ranges in formulas
Use Lookup and Reference functions
Customizing Excel
Customize toolbars and menus
Create, edit, and run macros
Auditing Worksheets
Audit formulas
Locate and resolve errors
Identify dependencies in formulas
Summarizing Data
Use subtotals with lists and ranges
Define and apply filters
Add group and outline criteria to ranges
Use data validation
Retrieve external data and create queries
Create Extensible Markup Language (XML) Web queries
Analyzing Data
Create a Microsoft PivotTable®, Microsoft PivotChart®, and PivotTable/PivotChart Reports
Forecast values with what-if analysis
Create and display scenarios
Workgroup Collaboration
Modify passwords, protections, and properties
Create a shared workbook
Track, accept and reject changes to workbooks
Merge workbooks

Mutt 12-14-2002 08:18 AM

it was a joke son..........a joke son.

Sarah_Jayne 12-14-2002 09:21 AM

The other day I was looking into studying to be a primary school teacher (hey, a gal has to keep her options open in this climate). I was reading through the British nataional cirriculm for the primary ages (which is 7-11..so elementry school). In their technology portion they are teaching 7 years olds to design basic webpages. So, in theory every British kid is going to know how to design a basic page by the time they get to middle school. I see a flooded job market in the future.

Guitar Riff 12-14-2002 11:13 AM

Funny Thing is he is 5 and he prolly gets more hits to his webpage than most people here

Kbee 12-14-2002 11:58 AM

DarkJedi...

are you jealous? wink wink

serious 10-15-2003 12:59 AM

big deal

i also don't believe the MOUS part.

serious 10-15-2003 01:01 AM

haha holy crap i was looking through very old posts then went away and forgot what i was doing then read this one and replied to it like it was new :helpme :helpme

bluevision 10-15-2003 01:09 AM

To all those who have asked about the Indian boy's design prices:
static banner: 1 bowl of rice
animated banner: 2 bowls of rice with hot sauce
TGP gallery: Chicken Tika
3 tour pages: Toilet paper for my whole family
Search engine submission: marry my sister.

Chris 10-15-2003 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Guitar Riff
Funny Thing is he is 5 and he prolly gets more hits to his webpage than most people here
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Morgan 10-15-2003 01:19 AM

http://www.gotsex.com/misc/wstupid.jpg

jollyperv 10-15-2003 03:03 AM

Jesus that site looks horrible. Even for a 5 year old.

Millrowly 10-15-2003 03:26 AM

Traffic Rank for microsoftkid.com: 3,541,895 :thumbsup

GeXus 10-15-2003 03:29 AM

lol
wow he learned how to use half hasardly use frontpage.. what an accomplishment.. I know a two 5 year olds who speak two languages fluently.. one being my neice.. if you ask me.. thats harder then doing a crappy website

com 10-15-2003 03:30 AM

bah i was coding RPGs in basic on a commie64 at 5... this kids another ms bitch in the ocean of em

BrentD 10-15-2003 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by OzKaNoz
Indian boy becomes world?s youngest web designer
19.28 IST 04th Dec 2002

By IndiaExpress Bureau

He is just five years old. But Ajay Puri of Lucknow has earned the distinction of having become the youngest computer web designer in the world.

With the feat firmly under his belt, the Class-II student, who designed his website, www.microsfotkid.com, has entered the Limca Book of Records.

The talented boy recently met Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates. After the meeting, Gates is reported to have remarked: "Ajay! You are going to take my seat."

Last month, he took the Silicon Valley by surprise by passing the Microsoft "MOUS" examination, securing 98 per cent marks. An exam, which people five times his age find it difficult to pass.

His score of 98 is said to be the highest in the world so far. Ajay has thus become the youngest specialist Microsoft Office user in the world.

Though he belongs to Lucknow at present his parents work in Bangkok, where he studies at Harrow International School.

CNN has already featured him. Now, the BBC and the CNBC are planning to make more features on this computer wiz kid.

In recognition of his amazing talent, Microsoft Thailand recently gifted him FrontPage 2000 for making a website.

He can create a website with all hyper links, thumbnails, background music, frames, DHTML, Forums etc.

Geez that's something. But how does a 5 year old get that smart?
It's amazing :thumbsup


Oz


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chemicaleyes 10-15-2003 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer
Let's see Amp compete with that!
:1orglaugh


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