Man calls 911 to say marijuana missing
 

A 21-year-old Salem man reportedly called 911 to say that his marijuana was missing, but when deputies arrived, he was booked on drunken-driving charges instead, officials said.

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http://www.statesmanjournal.com/arti...911060336/1001

That's how your people roll...

not the sharpest tool in the shed that one there!

That's what pot will do to ya!

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that's how Vlad rolls..:1orglaugh

oppss...see edited reason..

How was your visit yesterday? Was he everything you dreamed he would be?

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That is a fucking emergency dammit! Good work!

They should have just shot him in the head.

There's your sign.

I'm starting to think that crazy stories like this are actually people doing it on purpose to get busted AND get on the national news.

I know, I know...it sounds crazy. Why would anyone do that to themselves? Well, because a lot of people out there would do anything for attention. Just look at what they do to themselves on The Jerry Springer Show. Or just look at some of the posts that the attention whore trolls make on GFY.

I believe that this guy called 911 about his pot fully knowing it would be the "chuckle of the week" on CNN. He spent the night in jail, he'll go before a judge on a misdemeanor and the judge and cops will chuckle about it. And he'll be slapping high fives with his buddies at the local bar for years and using this lame story to try and score pussy.

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someone get out a file and sharpen this guy up!

what an idiot

Correction...........that's what MISSING pot will do to ya!!! :thumbsup

Sounds like a real emergency...