Do you poop floaters or sinkers?
 

Anonymous poll, so please don't hold back. :1orglaugh

I'm a sludger.

I think it varies depending on what you eat.

I don't think it's that straightforward. I go for long periods producing sinkers no matter what I eat or drink

I usually have the squirts

I poop Boulders

i just shit on the floor so i couldnt tell you. sometime the creatures inside make it look like its floating though.....

my shit is always floating

totall depends on fiber intake

I won't lie, it depends on the moon phases. Lastnight I took this one shit, man that fucker floated so much I felt like I was on a boat. Right now, I'm probably gonna drop a deuce so heavy I'll have to fix the hole in my floor.

Well, that depends bro - which one are you? Hahaha! I kill myself, I really do. :)

Good luck

skufty eats it before I can test it's float ability in my sink

It depends on what you eat.

That makes me wonder if a dog's poop floats or sinks, since they always poop on the floor. I have never actually convinced mine to poop in the toilet. Anyone have first hand experience?

I dont look, I flush.

mine are subs floaters and sinkers i use them to power my house hahaha!!

Well, interessting question!
Normaly I poop sinkers. Well shaped, shiny turds that breaks the water smoothly and glides beautilfuly to the bottom. I would say that 87 of of 100 pooping sessions, I get perfect sinkers. But, and here comes the interesting part. Lately, let's say - oh, I guess, maybe approx.... probably the.. last 5 days, my feces have been more like a, how to say it... pourage. The smell have been terrible and my waste is not so delightful as it can be. This worries me. Could I be pregnant?

healthy bowels will produce sinkers!