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BradM 10-30-2009 08:47 AM

Why do adults in America get excited about Halloween?
 
In Canada (at least where I am from) Halloween is purely a childrens holiday. Anyone over 15-16 doesn't get involved outside of getting candy and maybe making some pies and seeds.

Why is it that Americans (especially women) like to dress up and consume too much alcohol on what should be a childrens holiday?

Barefootsies 10-30-2009 08:51 AM

Corporate brain washing.

:2 cents:

xNetworx 10-30-2009 08:52 AM

I like banging chicks in slutty costumes. Thats why I'm excited. Ever had a 3some with two care bears? I thought not.

BradM 10-30-2009 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 16481549)
Corporate brain washing.

:2 cents:

Which corporations would brainwash people to wear slutty nurse and cop outfits?

CDSmith 10-30-2009 08:53 AM

Jeezuz Brad, what podunk sinkhole are you from? Here in Winnipeg, CANADA, there are literally tons of halloween bashes and costume parties for adults. Hell every bar in the city has a halloween bash every year, all for adults.

Halloween here is as big if not a bigger deal for adults. People get the kids thing done by 8:30 pm, then it's off to have the real fun.

If you've never gotten laid at/from a halloween bash you have not lived.

BradM 10-30-2009 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 16481556)
podunk sinkhole

Podunksinkhole, BC

okny 10-30-2009 08:55 AM

I guess it's the only thing time people can dress crazy without getting laughed at :2 cents:

Tom_PM 10-30-2009 08:56 AM

Any reasonable excuse to hoist a lovely alcoholic beverage.

BradM 10-30-2009 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 16481568)
Any reasonable excuse to hoist a lovely alcoholic beverage.

That didn't take long. Thanks.

Americans are all closet alcoholics.

xNetworx 10-30-2009 08:58 AM

http://www.80stees.com/images/Hallow...p_Costumes.jpg

Jim_Gunn 10-30-2009 08:58 AM

The two most accurate comments on Halloween would be the Dead Kennedy's song "Halloween" and I think it was the Onion's satirical news report a few years ago that Halloween was officially going to be re-named "National Dress Like A Slut Day"

Bryan G 10-30-2009 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM (Post 16481536)
In Canada (at least where I am from) Halloween is purely a childrens holiday. Anyone over 15-16 doesn't get involved outside of getting candy and maybe making some pies and seeds.

Why is it that Americans (especially women) like to dress up and consume too much alcohol on what should be a childrens holiday?

Huh???

Dunno where you live but in Toronto Halloween is a big party. I'll be going to a few halloween parties this weekend, bring on the slutty costumes!!

BlackCrayon 10-30-2009 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM (Post 16481536)
In Canada (at least where I am from) Halloween is purely a childrens holiday. Anyone over 15-16 doesn't get involved outside of getting candy and maybe making some pies and seeds.

Why is it that Americans (especially women) like to dress up and consume too much alcohol on what should be a childrens holiday?

If you saw the mobs of adults at the costume stores last night looking for costumes for themselves you might think otherwise. Its just another fun party. Kids have their fun from 6-9pm, after that why can't adults have their fun too?

CDSmith 10-30-2009 09:03 AM

364 days a year you're you. For some people that's not a great thing I guess. But that one night of the year they can put on some crazy costume and literally be anyone or anything, and get away with it.

Ever had a shot at fucking an Elvira lookalike? A slutty witch? Zena? Wonderwoman? BATGIRL?

God bless Halloween.

King of Pop 10-30-2009 09:06 AM

the answer to your question is ; we have nothing better to do :2 cents:

96ukssob 10-30-2009 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn (Post 16481551)
I like banging chicks in slutty costumes. Thats why I'm excited. Ever had a 3some with two care bears? I thought not.

:thumbsup:thumbsup

xNetworx 10-30-2009 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by King of Pop (Post 16481603)
the answer to your question is ; we have nothing better to do :2 cents:

http://www.sneeko.net/images/macros2/seal-hurr.jpg

Mrs F.U.B.A.R. 10-30-2009 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 16481556)
Jeezuz Brad, what podunk sinkhole are you from? Here in Winnipeg, CANADA, there are literally tons of halloween bashes and costume parties for adults. Hell every bar in the city has a halloween bash every year, all for adults.

Halloween here is as big if not a bigger deal for adults. People get the kids thing done by 8:30 pm, then it's off to have the real fun.

If you've never gotten laid at/from a halloween bash you have not lived.

what he said but make that from anywhere in southern Ontario... how many other times a year do grown-ups get to dress in costume and behave outrageously ... yes even here in the 'Shwa halloween is a big deal :upsidedow

NOTR 10-30-2009 09:16 AM

Not sure where in Canada your from, but out in Quebec we take it seriously.

Each year my house gives out the best bags on the block. We budget about $400 for candy, and another $1000 or so in decorations. We tend to keep most of the stuff from each year so it gets bigger and bigger every year.

Halloween is fun, get to watch my wife and her hot friends in skimpy little outfits. :pimp

mona 10-30-2009 09:17 AM

Yep -- Girls can dress like sluts and not be judged because it's a "costume"!!!

Joxxy 10-30-2009 09:18 AM

On a side note, pimps and hookers dress business casual on Halloween.

Agent 488 10-30-2009 09:23 AM

good excuse to send the kids to grandmas, get piled with booze and get a blowjob from the neighbors wife.

HeadPimp 10-30-2009 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by okny (Post 16481561)
I guess it's the only thing time people can dress crazy without getting laughed at :2 cents:

Unless you live in Seattle and then you can pretty much wear what ever you want and no one will really pay any attention.

beerptrol 10-30-2009 10:17 AM

For the kids. The 9 yr old is all excited about it, so we carved pumpkins and put up halloween decorations.





and the chicks in slutty costumes

Nikki_Licks 10-30-2009 10:23 AM

Because I get to eat all of the Reese's butter cups :thumbsup

Yo Adrian 10-30-2009 10:26 AM

It's a reason to dress up and party! And for parents it's fun to go out trick-or-treating with the kids and then meet up with other parents at a halloween house party.. we get to unwind with some drinks while the kids get more amp't with candy and friends. It's a win win.

CheeseFrog 10-30-2009 10:31 AM

I believe we have lost what the spirit of Halloween truly represents. I feel like Halloween has become nothing more than the greatest gimmick for corporations to make millions at this time of the year. It used to be a very special time, however the American corporate commercialization of Halloween started a few years ago, how sad that we have relinquished our spirit of tradition to the way of commercialization.

Martin 10-30-2009 10:31 AM

Same reason people get excited for St Pas day etc. Just another reason to get drunk/party. On Halloween you get to be someone else on top of that. All good fun. Btw, Toronto is great on Halloween. Tons of parties.

TMM_Vlad 10-30-2009 10:34 AM

Yea, I don't think I will ever grow out of the dressing up thing..I get way too excited for it every year lol

munki 10-30-2009 10:45 AM

If you saw what women dress up in around here, you'd understand.

american pervert 10-30-2009 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 16481556)

If you've never gotten laid at/from a halloween bash you have not lived.


ain't that the truth! some of the best sex i've had were during or after a halloween party

ProG 10-30-2009 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM (Post 16481575)
That didn't take long. Thanks.

Americans are all closet alcoholics.

LOL

There is nothing closet about it. Americans love to drink and are proud to be alcoholics. :upsidedow

L-Pink 10-30-2009 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by okny (Post 16481561)
I guess it's the only thing time people can dress crazy without getting laughed at :2 cents:

Wrong, you forgot golf courses.



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L-Pink 10-30-2009 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by ProG (Post 16482310)
LOL

There is nothing closet about it. Americans love to drink and are proud to be alcoholics. :upsidedow

I would argue but I'm on my 2nd vodka/tonic .....


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ztik 10-30-2009 11:24 AM

Its fun.

Martin 10-30-2009 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 16482406)
Wrong, you forgot golf courses.



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LOL So true.:thumbsup

Bojangles 10-30-2009 11:57 AM

To put things plain and simple, Halloween is fucking bad ass. :)

_Richard_ 10-30-2009 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM (Post 16481536)
In Canada (at least where I am from) Halloween is purely a childrens holiday. Anyone over 15-16 doesn't get involved outside of getting candy and maybe making some pies and seeds.

Why is it that Americans (especially women) like to dress up and consume too much alcohol on what should be a childrens holiday?

so all these girls wearing cat suits and nurses uniforms are lying to me?!?

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-30-2009 12:38 PM

Because it's the only time of the year I can be creepy and not have to worry about being arrested.

CyberHustler 10-30-2009 12:40 PM

Because it's fun...

marketsmart 10-30-2009 01:15 PM

I fucking hate halloween... last 3 years in a row i took home a hot chick only to find out it was a guy...

i still fucked it, but boy was i mad...

After Shock Media 10-30-2009 01:25 PM

It is the 2nd largest cash holiday in the US right behind Christmas, well not right behind dollar for dollar wise but way up there.

Although it did used to be a kids holiday and I did used to bitch that adults had hijacked it to act like pimps, sluts, and wear shit in bad taste - yet another holiday to go out and party from the "it is all about me, and the sun also revolves around me" generation. I am no longer bitching.

Most of the Halloween myths are dieing off. Thank gawd that some are getting over stranger danger, and shows such as myth busters and other TV programs have been better explaining that nobody gets poison, nobody finds needles or razor blades in their candy, hospitals using X-ray machines on candy is fucking stupid, etc. Nobody but your fucking Ex is going to kidnap your kid and odds are it will be your cousin and not some stranger who will diddle your child.

Kids are sort of recapturing going out trick or treating and just doing safe malls and crap are slowing down. However the one major saving grace that can save the holiday for kids and adults alike is our generations fucking vanity.
Thanks to super stores like Spirit Halloween that are pop up for the holiday disappear a week after stores who specialize in Halloween, and that people fucking love haunted houses and mazes.

What we are seeing is a HUGE fucking trend in house decorations for Halloween flying off the shelves. What used to be paying a couple bucks for some pumpkins has gone to people spending hundreds to thousands each year to decorate their houses. Most of these decorations are interactive and visual. This means in order to show off, you need visitors. Add that with how our generation needs to do more and be more than everyone else (McMansions, High end cars, Name brand everything, etc) and a holiday that already has people visiting and going door to door very well can salvage the holiday and once again get the kids on the streets.
Perhaps not walking, but being driven around - it still is a step in the right direction.

The Heron 10-30-2009 01:31 PM

Cause most people have shitty lives and are too stupid to fix that, instead they get drunk once every few months during 'holidays'.

Jman 10-30-2009 01:34 PM

If your inner child as died, then I feel really sorry. The day I stop having fun I'll shoot muself

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-30-2009 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 16482978)
If your inner child as died, then I feel really sorry. The day I stop having fun I'll shoot muself

My dad always told me, never grow up, only be a grown up when you need to be. He died at 48 years old, still acting like a 12 year old.

BradM 10-30-2009 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 16482988)
My dad always told me, never grow up, only be a grown up when you need to be. He died at 48 years old, still acting like a 12 year old.

He ate too much candy.

Waddymelon 10-30-2009 01:45 PM

If you have to ask, you wouldnt understand. Now go slit your wrist and bleed out.

BradM 10-30-2009 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waddymelon (Post 16483020)
If you have to ask, you wouldnt understand. Now go slit your wrist and bleed out.

Sounds like you have a small penis. See sig

Waddymelon 10-30-2009 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM (Post 16483025)
Sounds like you have a small penis. See sig

My penis is quite adequate for recreation and procreation. And unless you're a cock gobbler, why would it matter to you anyway? Dont need your sig, I wont be clicking it.

I've never seen a board where people are so obsessed over everyone else's penis. Have a gun? You must have a small penis. You have a nice car? Well thats because you have a small penis. You have huge stats? Thats all the fault of your small penis.

Now I wish I had a small penis. Want to trade?

xNetworx 10-30-2009 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waddymelon (Post 16483145)
My penis is quite adequate for recreation and procreation. And unless you're a cock gobbler, why would it matter to you anyway? Dont need your sig, I wont be clicking it.

I've never seen a board where people are so obsessed over everyone else's penis. Have a gun? You must have a small penis. You have a nice car? Well thats because you have a small penis. You have huge stats? Thats all the fault of your small penis.

Now I wish I had a small penis. Want to trade?

You just said "penis" 24 times. Sure you arent the one thinking of penis?


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