My girlfriend has swine flu...
 

and the doctor told us that 50% of the world population will get it :Oh crap

then i told him i wasnt going to get the vaccine when it comes out and he got pissed :1orglaugh

Trolling bad today, try the other side of the lake.

Why did he get pissed? He probably won't take the vaccine either.

lmao 50% of the world? he's a retard get a new doctor

my mom just had it.. very sick for 3 days, went to dr and got tamiflu. up and about by day 5.. i ended up getting the vaccine because i was worried..

after seeing how quickly she recovered, i wish i wouldnt have gotten it now..

Be sure to let us know when you start walking backwards.

don`t get vaccine...

then he mentioned that when it comes out next week in canada that him and his family will get it

no shit... i saw that video the day after i got the shot.. :Oh crap

I think I have it now. Good luck to us both ...

man i wish i owned a pharmaceutical company...the people are buying the vaccine in droves now

for some reason i think of the movie i am legend..lol

your doctor gets pissed and shows it? over a $35 vaccine? now that's some bedside manner.

i suggest you find a more professional practitioner.

Then I hope you followed the whole story past the "news" headlines. As in what the specalists are saying, how it is more than likely not related to the shot at all.

Yea im not getting that shot nor that flu... fuckin take care of yourself. Its hard to get sick if you always take care of your shit.

And madawgz, i always knew you fucked a pig!

yeah i know that would be some serious money :pimp

yes i did, and i think she just had regular flu shot...

i am a hypochondriac.. if you tell me you are sick and i am around you, i start sniffling and stuff.. :1orglaugh

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lmao @ Tamiflu....

2008 Report Predicted Tamiflu Sales to Increase 531% in 2009

In a 2008 annual report to it?s shareholders and investors, Chugai Pharmaceutical Co., LTD, predicted that sales of Tamiflu would increase by 531% in 2009. As you most likely already know, the media has been promoting Tamiflu as the number one medicine to combat the so-called Swine Flu.

According to Chugai Pharmaceutical?s annual report, found here, the reason for this spike in sales would be due to ?expected resumption of government stockpiling ? and the ongoing recovery of the prescription rate for seasonal influenza.?

Chugai Pharmaceutical is a major Japanese drug manufacturer, with 51.5% of it?s shares owned by Hoffman-La Roche.

Roche's revenues during fiscal year 2008 were CHF 45.62 billion.

makes you wonder if swine flu was "engineered"

lol, go look into it, there are plenty of people providing evidence that it was engineered in a lab, but most people will tell you it's just "crazy conspiracy shit" as usual.......

So what do the pharma companies make per shot? What do the doctors make per shot? Just curious lol. BAH!!!!!!!

I will cure it with fine liquor :glugglug

Some say at least 6 some say 9 people here in our university get caught swine flu, as i heard 2 of them are taken to hostibal...

Socialist. If I want my plumbing fixed I pay a plumber, if I want my health fixed I pay a doctor, move to fucking Cuba.

I think most people would say

"Wow, I thought people actually taking time out of their lives to concern themselves with the FLU was bad enough. Now there are people who have taken time out of their lives to concern themselves about conspiracy theories on the flu? One would have thought worrying about the flu was stupid enough as it was, but this.. YIKES."

Because honestly....... Who cares either way. It's the flu. Get the fuck on with your lives.

don't listen to a trained professional. listen to the half-wits on gfy.

wth are you talkin about? Im asking how much they get paid per shot. I don't want anything free you nutjob.

Ah yes, the classic "who gives a fuck" attitude. Apathy is a terrible thing.

People on this forum remind me of kids on a playground, always calling each other names and trying to belittle the next person... lol...

leave it to the stupid fuck stickygreen to cut&paste disinformation.

you can count on that retard to regurgitate bullshit in every post.

i dont take all gfy comments seriously :1orglaugh

Disinformation? :1orglaugh

Did you even follow the link to the .pdf file FROM THEIR OWN WEBSITE?

wow, ppl are paranoid.

whats wrong with being concerned?

but.. madawgz started it.

yes sir:)

i knew this was a fake thread when I saw you said you had a girlfriend

more people die from the normal flu than swine flu, its pretty close to the same thing
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Make sure you wear a mask dude, I heard getting the swine flu from direct contact with pigs is the most deadly form.

http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/pig_aatchu.jpg

same here.

they just found another way to make people scared again. Like the killer bees, terrorists etc. When will people ever learn...

Lol :winkwink::helpme

:2 cents: ...

Nobody believes you have a girlfriend.

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