Lensman, you got some explaining to do... ;-)
 

I'd like to hear how you sleep at night knowing that your board has caused so many average 20-something men to become reclusive, pussy-less geeks who would rather sit home every weekend ALONE, and post pictures of themselves drinking beer by themselves in front of a computer sceen, rather than getting their asses out to tag some REAL squirrel.

You guys know who you are, fellas... you're the guys who sit home all weekend DRUNK by yourselves posting your fake toughguy posts to impress the webmistresses who infrequently come here and read the bullshit. Why do you do it? Is it really more fun to pretend you're cool than actually being cool? Inquiring minds wanna know.

:1orglaugh :winkwink:

Yeah i to have been wondering how the hell some ppl can have 2000+ posts and only been here a few months :uhoh

Hell im lucky if i get the time to visit this board twice a day :helpme
but its good funn here sometimes ill give them that :thumbsup

Sheeeeiit...I get my pussy! :thumbsup

Oh I have to admit it's entertaining... like watching retards play basketball.

:1orglaugh

Shut the fuck up ! If you dont like a dudes posting, the ignore it and move along.

Not me :Graucho

Registered: May 2001
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 419


:thumbsup

Has nothing to do with liking it or not, its a question.
So sit the fuck down and :321GFY :winkwink:

Now that would be a great pay-per-view venue!


Personally it's the drunk/stoned pussyless (sp? word?) geeks that make this board funny. Anyways if I was out taggin' ass my wife would fuckin' put me down. I'm only allowed to do that if she's included...:thumbsup

shit my posting is only 300+ somthing and shit i seen some people do that in two days and i stil wonder how the hell they do it
:glugglug

So.. lower post count = more pussy ?

hahahAHHAHAhhahahHAHAHAHahahahahah
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

No :(

I'll take you at your word. But you have to admit... there's plenty of dudes here that haven't touched a pussy in years! Maybe NEVER... and those guys always seem to love to post their "gangsta/pimp" bullshit as often as possible.

Some famous, commonly used phrases that signify you ain't gettin any:

1) "I'll kick your fuckin ass when I see you at Internext."
The real meaning to phrases like that translates to: "I'm a pussy that has never been in a fight before."

2) "I get tons of pussy!"
Translation: "I get no pussy. Never have."

3) "Who's drunk right now?"
Translation: "I'm so lonely I'm drinking by myself right now, and dont' wanna feel like a loser with no friends."

and probably the best of all is the often illegible, FAKE drunk post...

"im'm so dunknh ringnt now" - can be typed in infinite variety of ways, but always means the same shit... "I'm really not drunk right now but I'm pretending to be because it's Saturday night and I have no life." OR " I really am drunk right now because I know I have no life and have to post here to keep myself company."

Hmmm, now that would make math more interesting in school im sure :1orglaugh
Not to mention exams ROLF :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Obviously I hit a nerve. Thanks for coming out and letting us know you're one of them. :thumbsup

You forgot one!
Im soooo stoned right now.....
(im kinda a bad boy aint i fallas aint i WORD)

This thread makes me laugh...


I am about to be married and have now come to the conclusion that I will be the non-pussy getting retard that likes to play basketball posting Tough Guy shit..


But, I really want to impress the Male Webmasters out there in FuckYourSelf land...


(Does that make me Cool?)

We can tell that you've spent quite a bit of time examining and observing the social patterns of message board posters who you suppose get very little pussy. Who needs to get a life ? Thats one very sad obsession you have.

You only have 4 posts, so you've overdosed on pussy.

Hes about to get married so i doubt it :winkwink:

Oh yeah! that one's a classic. Usually posted by guys who couldn't get drugs to save their life because they never leave their house long enough to make any contacts.

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" You guys know who you are, fellas... you're the guys who sit home all weekend DRUNK by yourselves posting your fake toughguy posts to impress the webmistresses who infrequently come here and read the bullshit. Why do you do it? Is it really more fun to pretend you're cool than actually being cool? Inquiring minds wanna know. "

... shut the fuck up, I hate it when the naked truth comes out ... so please, please ... don´t continue, you are about to destruct my world ...

Oh you're just upset because I touched on a nerve. Maybe you're offended because it brings back memories of your sad childhood growing up without friends, and getting picked on by the school bully because you were a nerd? I give you credit though, at least you didn't steal daddy's gun and start shooting jocks because you're jealous of all the pussy they get.

It doesn't take much to figure out social patterns in this forum. I visit maybe 2 or 3 times a day to see what's new. If pple don't like to hear the truth, or if the truth hurts their feelings, then they shouldn't be exposing their lives so openly in a public forum.

Now I await your predicted response of keyboard threats of mindless violence and profanity that is so common to insecure men with small dicks.

:winkwink:

...maybe unemployed?

Unemployed and in the porn biz?
Well i guess not all consider this as a job, point taken.

You have to be a GFY VIP member.
:thumbsup

No, I'm just bored at the moment and your thread requires the least thought. You've already overused the "touched a nerve" phrase.

For posting most unusuable shit maybe :winkwink:

I know, Funkmaster... I've finally uncovered the REAL TABOO subject of the GFY board! But I think it's about time someone did.

:winkwink: :winkwink:

LOL... yes I suppose I have. But at least someone on this board is getting something touched.

:winkwink:

I'm hurt.

I'm sorry. But it's really for your own good. :winkwink:

You're a catholic schoolboy ?

:1orglaugh

AMP must be a lonely man :1orglaugh

Hmm... Let's see...
Do you really think that THIS board caused the posters here to become "reclusive"? I would tend to believe that the "reclusive" people who post here were reclusive before they even came here, or they have a tendency to be reclusive already.

"pussy-less geeks"... Most men DON'T have pussies. Are you saying that you are a Tranny, or a Herm?

"tag some REAL squirrel"... Sorry, I would also have to believe that most people here are not into bestiality. Also, if you were referring to women as being "squirrels"... Tagging women does not make money. In fact, most of the time, it COSTS money. The main objective of most people here is to make money.

Hopefully this clears things up for you.

YOU HAVE BEEN RENAMED...
YOUR NEW NICKNAME IS:
Gman, The Squirrel Fucking Tranny Bitch

Good one!! :thumbsup

Now if only you learned how to talk to chicks as good as you bust balls, you'd be on your way to coolness.
:winkwink:

Trust me, boards and chat rooms does spawn lifeless geeks.
Always have and always will.....
dont really think its the case with GFY, but man have i known some souls corrupted by boards YES :(

HAHA!! :1orglaugh

The only thing about your poor attempt to insult me that even gave me any emotion at all was this statement:

"The main objective of most people here is to make money."

Prove it. 90% of what's posted here has NOTHING to do with making money. And when someone with a serious inquiry posts, more than likely the first reply will be "Go Fuck Yourself". So if your main objective in coming here is to make money, you're gonna be living in mommy's basement a few more years.

This board can be informative, but for the most part, it's just bullshit. Like this thread.

Now go take off your sunglasses and look around at what you've been missing in the real world.

:winkwink:

... don´t insult Gman.357, he just opened my eyes and finaly I have the strenth to go outside again ... I may be going for a long long walk now ...

Thank you! That's all I really wanted was to help out some folks.

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I have no life.
I do get pussy though, but I have no life.
I prefer it this way, too many morons loose in the outside world. I feel like smashing 75% of the peoples heads into a cement block.

GFY is an intellectual place.

I go outside once a week, sometimes 2 times.
Oh, and check out this board 1 or 2 times a day.

:1orglaugh

I see you've been smoking that funny stuff again.:winkwink:

On every forum online, from Usenet to gaming board, the "You must have no life because you post so much" has always come around at some point or another.

Just ignore it and go away. Oh, and Lens makes money off this - good for him.

I never said that. Doesn't matter how much someone posts. Where did you read that before you typed your impulsive and typical response?

:winkwink:

Precious :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

yeah...

http://www.smiliemania.de/smilie/00000001.gif

I know if it was not for this industry I would probably be married to a pretty, sex mad, Eastern European girl, half my age and who likes thresomes.

Hang on that is my life.:Graucho :Graucho

But have to admit there are one or two comments on boards, that obviosly come fom the guys who've never seen a pussy with out paying for it.

Assuming they are old enough to get into a strip bar.

GFY guys are the envy of the planet, imagine companies illegally copying the gofuckyouself.com name to put clothes (it happens), just look at the rock stars who wear GFY shirts on MTV.

Everyone wants to be you.