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dyna mo 10-16-2009 11:57 AM

i wonder what the dog is thinking while he's watching me pick up his turds?
 
it's prolly something like "the dog whisperer? pfft. pack leader my ass!"

Quagmire 10-16-2009 11:59 AM

He thinks you're his bitch.

dyna mo 10-16-2009 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Quagmire (Post 16435726)
He thinks you're his bitch.

exactly, cesar milan is full of shit.

FrozenJag 10-16-2009 12:00 PM

He's prob thinking god what a douche, real men hire little tight bodies to pick up their dogs shit. :D

j/k bro haha. Luckily I got a decent sized yard and its free fertilizer. :pimp

Pixelbucks Eric 10-16-2009 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by FrozenJag (Post 16435734)
He's prob thinking god what a douche, real men hire little tight bodies to pick up their dogs shit. :D

j/k bro haha. Luckily I got a decent sized yard and its free fertilizer. :pimp

Are you saying your dog doesn't come out of the yard?

fatfoo 10-16-2009 12:03 PM

The dog is thinking, "That man is my slave. Look how low he sinks, he picks up my turds."

dyna mo 10-16-2009 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Pixelbucks Eric (Post 16435742)
Are you saying your dog doesn't come out of the yard?

he's saying he's not a real man.

:thumbsup

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 10-16-2009 12:06 PM

You need to train your pooch better...

http://www.joshuakennels.com/poopscoop.gif

ADG

FrozenJag 10-16-2009 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Pixelbucks Eric (Post 16435742)
Are you saying your dog doesn't come out of the yard?

Well of course :)

If I was to take her on a walk she would do her business in the yard first and then go. If I want to run her in a large area I take her to my parents who have 100+ acres to explore, etc.

I cant emagine living in the city, or a dense area where you actually have to pick it up whether on your property or not. Just different situation here in Indiana.

FrozenJag 10-16-2009 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 16435753)
he's saying he's not a real man.

:thumbsup

:( they really do have services though where they come to your house and pick up your dogs wastes.

beerptrol 10-16-2009 03:03 PM


dyna mo 10-16-2009 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 16436743)

CLASSIC! thx for postin that.

JD 10-16-2009 03:17 PM

probably thinking "wtf... i was saving that for later!"

BlackCrayon 10-16-2009 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by FrozenJag (Post 16435770)
Well of course :)

If I was to take her on a walk she would do her business in the yard first and then go. If I want to run her in a large area I take her to my parents who have 100+ acres to explore, etc.

I cant emagine living in the city, or a dense area where you actually have to pick it up whether on your property or not. Just different situation here in Indiana.

I live in the city and backyards are pretty small, of course depending on what area of the city...anyways my old neighbors had 3 dogs. two great danes and a jack russell. They walked the dogs occaisionally but the dogs always pissed/shit in their backyard. The grass was totally dead. The backyard smelled something aweful and they even put down new sod ever year. I think its pretty cruel to treat animals like that, especially big dogs who need to run.

JenniDahling 10-16-2009 03:54 PM

"Wow, those pants makes his ass look big... ":winkwink:

After Shock Media 10-16-2009 03:57 PM

Assuming they even are thinking about it. At most possible curiosity why you are putting it in a bag to save it for latter, instead of eating it now.

dyna mo 10-16-2009 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by JD (Post 16436781)
probably thinking "wtf... i was saving that for later!"

Quote:

Originally Posted by JenniDahling (Post 16436870)
"Wow, those pants makes his ass look big... ":winkwink:

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 16436878)
Assuming they even are thinking about it. At most possible curiosity why you are putting it in a bag to save it for latter, instead of eating it now.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Deej 10-16-2009 05:18 PM

Cesar milan dosnt pick up his own dog's shit...

He hires other mexicans to do it for him...

FrozenJag 10-16-2009 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 16436849)
I live in the city and backyards are pretty small, of course depending on what area of the city...anyways my old neighbors had 3 dogs. two great danes and a jack russell. They walked the dogs occaisionally but the dogs always pissed/shit in their backyard. The grass was totally dead. The backyard smelled something aweful and they even put down new sod ever year. I think its pretty cruel to treat animals like that, especially big dogs who need to run.

I have to agree. :thumbsup

I hope your not implying im being cruel to my dog?

BlackCrayon 10-16-2009 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by FrozenJag (Post 16437751)
I have to agree. :thumbsup

I hope your not implying im being cruel to my dog?

Not at all. Your dog looks pretty happy. Its just a very different thing in the city.

Spunky 10-16-2009 08:41 PM

He doesn't think,it's a dog.

ProG 10-16-2009 09:12 PM


After Shock Media 10-16-2009 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by FrozenJag (Post 16437751)
I have to agree. :thumbsup

I hope your not implying im being cruel to my dog?

I could not let the yard get that bad ever. Just unhealthy for everyone.

MikeSmoke 10-17-2009 05:24 AM

"Wow, that would be like ME picking up DOGS."

j/k :1orglaugh

dyna mo 10-17-2009 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by ProG (Post 16437932)

love it! :1orglaugh:thumbsup

dyna mo 10-17-2009 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 16437884)
He doesn't think,it's a dog.

eh? of course dogs think. for instance, they understand command-->behavior-->reward, which is a thought process based on learning, another act of thinking.

dogs also have emotions.

woj 10-17-2009 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 16436878)
Assuming they even are thinking about it. At most possible curiosity why you are putting it in a bag to save it for latter, instead of eating it now.

:1orglaugh

seeandsee 10-17-2009 09:35 AM

i'l pay people to eat my shit

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 10-17-2009 07:35 PM

i'm sure he's thinking life is pretty damn good.

J. Falcon 10-17-2009 07:54 PM

I've asked myself the same thing.

NickB. 10-17-2009 08:13 PM

hahaha that made me spit my coffee all over my desk

Major (Tom) 10-17-2009 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 16435717)
it's prolly something like "the dog whisperer? pfft. pack leader my ass!"

He's saying, (In a Stewie Griffin voice) Yea, that's it you little bitch, you like being a little bitch? Ya? Ya? That's it! Pick up those turds you stinky lil bitch.
Thats what your dog is thinking
no homo,'
duke

Thumbler 10-17-2009 08:57 PM

He's probably thinking the same thing my dog does when I hold an umbrella over him in the pouring rain so he can have a poop


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