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D-Money 10-08-2009 01:31 PM

Players Ball air freshener - need some slogans for the bottle
 
Every once in a while I'll do a cool promo item. This time we're doing an air freshener. It's actually the best stuff on the market, covers up smoke and super strong odors 100%.

So I'm making the label for it, gonna use the logo and a couple of funny lines.

Was thinking, "Covers up that sex smell". Or "9 out of 10 pimps recommend it". "Makes a bitch choose tonight". "Make your room smell pimpilicious".

I'll be giving a limited addition online and some more at the next Players Ball in January.

Any ideas?

Also, if any models or programs want one of their models on the label, hit me up.

theplayersball at gmail.com

RyuLion 10-08-2009 01:34 PM

I have some players ball condoms..

Honez 10-08-2009 01:39 PM

Players Ball Air Freshener:
Be Skank Free and Stank Free

or

For That Stank Free Feeling

Twistys Tim 10-08-2009 01:44 PM

Spraya fo da Playa

RyuLion 10-08-2009 01:49 PM

Don't just be a Playa, smell like one too!

After Shock Media 10-08-2009 01:58 PM

Covers your funk as well as your skunk.
4 out of 5 pimps bought this because the 5th just stank.
Bitchslaps the funk out of the room.
Spray away last nights cunt so todays is still willing to hump.
Stronger than stripper spray, play on.
Dont let them think your on the downlow, a real pimps scent.
Even covers up odors as strong as your posse after a night out eating chicken and waffles.
Spray is so wild, everyone is ready to get buckwild.

All done, copyright me, blah blah.

J$tyle$ 10-08-2009 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 16409942)
Even covers up odors as strong as your posse after a night out eating chicken and waffles.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Mohawk Steve 10-08-2009 02:22 PM

Spray the haters away!

JamesNaked 10-08-2009 02:25 PM

Takes the Funk off your Junk!

D-Money 10-08-2009 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mohawk Steve (Post 16410037)
Spray the haters away!

Good one!

onwebcam 10-08-2009 02:29 PM

"$o fresh and $o green"


Mickey_ 10-08-2009 02:30 PM

The word 'stank' has to be in the slogan somewhere.

XPays 10-08-2009 02:31 PM

keeps the cops out of your trunk when you carry the skunk

After Shock Media 10-08-2009 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XPays (Post 16410075)
keeps the cops out of your trunk when you carry the skunk

Real players auta to know there is a reason for a locked toolbox.

D-Money 10-08-2009 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mickey-AWE (Post 16410069)
The word 'stank' has to be in the slogan somewhere.

I'm seeing that. Guess I'll put it in there somewhere.

9 out of 10 webmasters agree.

D-Money 10-08-2009 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XPays (Post 16410075)
keeps the cops out of your trunk when you carry the skunk

I like this.

pr0 10-08-2009 03:00 PM

-PiMp JuICe-
Whether your getting the smell of hooker out your whip. Or your headed back to see yo bitch. Just one pump' will get that stank off your junk!

RyuLion 10-08-2009 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mohawk Steve (Post 16410037)
Spray the Steves away!

I like this one!

pr0 10-08-2009 03:07 PM

Or in a much more articulate version. ;)

Odor Master 'players strength'
- removes all signs of illicit narcotics
- removes all traces of marital indiscretions
- safely transport substances & bodies in trunk

xxxjay 10-08-2009 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D-Money (Post 16409817)
Every once in a while I'll do a cool promo item. This time we're doing an air freshener. It's actually the best stuff on the market, covers up smoke and super strong odors 100%.

So I'm making the label for it, gonna use the logo and a couple of funny lines.

Was thinking, "Covers up that sex smell". Or "9 out of 10 pimps recommend it". "Makes a bitch choose tonight". "Make your room smell pimpilicious".

I'll be giving a limited addition online and some more at the next Players Ball in January.

Any ideas?

Also, if any models or programs want one of their models on the label, hit me up.

theplayersball at gmail.com

I was thinking hide the weed smell.

Very pimp.

Dirty D 10-08-2009 04:10 PM

How about:

Stay Pimp Fresh

or

So Fresh and So Clean

LexiLexxx 10-08-2009 05:33 PM

What happens in my pants, doesn't stay in my pants. LOL

I got your junk in my trunk.

Makes your hoochie, go loosie!

D-Money 10-08-2009 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LexiLexxx (Post 16410802)
What happens in my pants, doesn't stay in my pants. LOL

I got your junk in my trunk.

Makes your hoochie, go loosie!

Very hot.

:thumbsup

Luscious Media 10-08-2009 06:52 PM

Pimp Juice - Stank like ass? Give it a gas!

beerptrol 10-08-2009 06:55 PM

Pimp farts in a can

Jman 10-08-2009 06:55 PM

Call it P.I.M.P Juice.... the juice for professional internet marketing pimps ;-)

Jman 10-08-2009 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 16411139)
Call it P.I.M.P Juice.... the juice for professional internet marketing pimps ;-)

Actually the slogan should go like this

the fuel for professional internet marketing people ;-)

Jman 10-08-2009 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 16411163)
Actually the slogan should go like this

the fuel for professional internet marketing people ;-)

Mix grey goose in it and you got a winner :thumbsup

MrMaxwell 10-08-2009 07:13 PM

Don't be a chump, give it a pump
Made for a man, strong enough for tuna
Raw sex smells just like it never happened
FDS never had a chance
Spray it when you play it
ooh I like that one

MrMaxwell 10-08-2009 07:14 PM

spray it n play it
God I'm good

MrMaxwell 10-08-2009 07:17 PM

Made for a man stronger than tuna
That's good I like that one too


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