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Players Ball air freshener - need some slogans for the bottle
Every once in a while I'll do a cool promo item. This time we're doing an air freshener. It's actually the best stuff on the market, covers up smoke and super strong odors 100%.
So I'm making the label for it, gonna use the logo and a couple of funny lines. Was thinking, "Covers up that sex smell". Or "9 out of 10 pimps recommend it". "Makes a bitch choose tonight". "Make your room smell pimpilicious". I'll be giving a limited addition online and some more at the next Players Ball in January. Any ideas? Also, if any models or programs want one of their models on the label, hit me up. theplayersball at gmail.com |
I have some players ball condoms..
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Players Ball Air Freshener:
Be Skank Free and Stank Free or For That Stank Free Feeling |
Spraya fo da Playa
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Don't just be a Playa, smell like one too!
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Covers your funk as well as your skunk.
4 out of 5 pimps bought this because the 5th just stank. Bitchslaps the funk out of the room. Spray away last nights cunt so todays is still willing to hump. Stronger than stripper spray, play on. Dont let them think your on the downlow, a real pimps scent. Even covers up odors as strong as your posse after a night out eating chicken and waffles. Spray is so wild, everyone is ready to get buckwild. All done, copyright me, blah blah. |
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Spray the haters away!
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Takes the Funk off your Junk!
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"$o fresh and $o green"
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The word 'stank' has to be in the slogan somewhere.
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keeps the cops out of your trunk when you carry the skunk
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9 out of 10 webmasters agree. |
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-PiMp JuICe-
Whether your getting the smell of hooker out your whip. Or your headed back to see yo bitch. Just one pump' will get that stank off your junk! |
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Or in a much more articulate version. ;)
Odor Master 'players strength' - removes all signs of illicit narcotics - removes all traces of marital indiscretions - safely transport substances & bodies in trunk |
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Very pimp. |
How about:
Stay Pimp Fresh or So Fresh and So Clean |
What happens in my pants, doesn't stay in my pants. LOL
I got your junk in my trunk. Makes your hoochie, go loosie! |
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Pimp Juice - Stank like ass? Give it a gas!
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Pimp farts in a can
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Call it P.I.M.P Juice.... the juice for professional internet marketing pimps ;-)
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the fuel for professional internet marketing people ;-) |
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Don't be a chump, give it a pump
Made for a man, strong enough for tuna Raw sex smells just like it never happened FDS never had a chance Spray it when you play it ooh I like that one |
spray it n play it
God I'm good |
Made for a man stronger than tuna
That's good I like that one too |
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