Drinking And Driving!
 

Short story for ya:

>A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one
>Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly
>neither of them are hurt. >
>After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,
>"So you're a man; that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow,
>just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately
>we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet
>and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our
>days
>Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you
>completely!
>This must be a sign from God!"
>The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle.
>My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't
>break.
>Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
>fortune."
>Then she hands the bottle to the man.
>The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the
>bottle
>and he then hands it back to the woman.
>The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on,
>and hands it back to the man.
>The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" >
>The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.." >
>
>
>Moral of the story
>Women are clever bitches. Don't fuck with them

hahaha you're a fucking crackhead... i wish i still smoked herb or that might have been funnier =)