Save Voodoo!!!
 

Hi everyone...
I must confess, I am addicted to the all of the following:

My Fiance'
Sex
Work
Mountain Dew
Dr. Pepper
Tortilla Chips and Salsa
Money
Porn
Weed
The Internet
Staying Awake
Music
Cars
DVDs
Computer Gear
Drugs
Hookers
Alcohol
and a TON of other stuff...

These things have taken over my life! I am completely consumed by their tantalizing presence.

However, as you all know, these things cost money. I have a really good income already, however, I am just tired of paying for all of this stuff. On top of that... I want to buy more stuff.

So, this is a cry out for help. Please donate as much money as you have into my PayPal account to help support my luxurious tastes, and expensive habits.

I just don't know where else to turn. If you require... I can send you a written statement that indicates that I am addicted to all of these things, for your own records.

Anyhow, every $100.00 is appreciated, and I will say thank you a few times... But, just know this... Your hard earned money is going to a good cause. I really don't want to spend my own money on these frivelous expenses, so just keep that in mind when you are making your donation to the cause.

My PayPal email address is: [email protected]

Thank you in advance!
:glugglug :drinkup :rasta :smokin

this thread just killed my faith in you.

Cheers! :drinkup

wow, you covered all the addictions out there. Yu should have saved a few addictions for when you get older, so you have something to look forward to

you could just shave your head and move to Tibet. Could'nt do porn no more, though.

So it goes.

Yeah, I guess I should have waited to start smoking heroine and shooting crack.

that's it...I give up

Hey STWOF....
Thanks for the donation! I appreciate it!
:glugglug

hmmm, tibet
that sounds like a plan

That list just sounds like a roadtrip checklist with a laptop.

Out of the goodness of my heart, I'll take it all off your hands. Except for the Fiance' and Work, of course. I'm not that generous.

no

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
Got the laptop. ;)