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Chaffer?

:thumbsup

Have you ever had anal sex with a small underage asian monkey?

Chaffer? what is that?

Chaffers chaff if you dont get it then its not you.
Thought you were some one else with that sig

lol. people told me this board is rough, but i didnt expect it to be this rough :)

:321GFY

I think if he did, he would have MULTIPLE orgasms:1orglaugh

ever beat off with broken glass and lemon juice??? Now thats rough.

BTW, I am Lanie,, A FEMALE, (that NO ONE wants to be stranded with on a deserted island)

I don't know about the rest of them, but I'd like to be stranded with you on a deserted island :thumbsup

hi Lanie. very nice to meet you darling

I am a hahahahahahaha/xbiz guy, so hopefully I will fit in well here.

oh man, the word n e t p o n d is banned here? why?

dude if you are hahah anything, i think your banned here! ROTFL

well i hope it has a hotel LOL and thank you for saying that,, now i know someone wuvs me :)

orphan ~~~>:Graucho

wow, there are more haha's than i thought.

Orphan, ::looking around in a paranoid fit:: we never talked!:uhoh :zzwhip :uhoh









j/k :)

I'm really curious now as to why that board name is banned here. do people spam that board here or something?

lol! funny :)

Not too sure... I have a feeling its all other board names that are banned maybe.

*pinch*:Graucho
now quit talking about other boards around me,, I waste enough time as it is.. but its MY time for anyone who takes a smart crack at what i wrote,, oh shit,, i feel the beginnings of PMS

well, xbiz wasent banned
*testing*

oprano
porncity

wow, i guess its only that board thats banned. weird
anyways, good to be here. I've been lurking for a while, and gfy kicks ass in terms of entertainment value

porncity.net
*testing*

**my bad**

ok, i will stop talking about other board darling
you know, im starting to think men get PMS as well. I have episodes that could very well be PMS. I would not be suprised if it was

wish there was a list of all the hahahaha's somewhere.

if you keep calling me darling, i may follow you home hehehe.

But just watch, in a week or so, you'll be thinking, Is that the same chick ???

so darling, how is your day/night going? :winkwink:

very cool button in your sign
you in newport? beautifull place. i should have moved there when i moved to cali

"Why Rhett, you're making me blush" :::eye flutters:::

is this corny or what? LOL I LOVE IT

Note to self: GROW UP :1orglaugh

lol
yes, I feel like we are all children trapped in adult bodies. But nothing wrong with that, darling :)
ok, ill stop now with the extreme overuse of the word 'darling'

g'nite Rhett Baby
xoxo's

Thanks. Yes, I love Newport!!!

Voodoo - Are you from Huntington beach???

goodnight :Graucho
who is rhett by the way, and why do you keep calling me that? hehe

I'm from:
Tampa, FL
Gainesville, FL
Jacksonville, FL
San Jose, CA
Cupertino, CA
Chesapeake, VA
Virginia Beach, VA
Seattle, WA
Austin, TX
San Antonio, TX
and a few other places.

looks like you moved from the E. coast to the bay area (silicon valley) for a tech job. Things got rough..... you moved back to the E. Coast. Then you got a job in porn and moved to TX.

Actually, you're not far off. LOL
I was spawned on the East Coast, moved to Texas. My Dad got a job in the wireless industry in 1986, moved to Cali. He got a better offer in Washington. I moved back to Florida. I was in a few bands, and working in the cellular industry as a Tech. Then I transferred to Seattle. My Brother-In-Law, got me into the adult biz about 6 years ago. Since then, I've worked my way into being full-time pRoN. Then I moved to Texas... to maximize my earnings... instead of wasting it all at StarBucks. ;)

you havent been to many places unless you have been to montana
now that is a happening place man