Epic fail
 

Calgary Zoo says man who entered zoo overnight injured by tiger

By The Canadian Press

CALGARY - The Calgary Zoo says a man who entered the facility without authorization has been injured by a tiger.

Officials say the man was one of two men who entered the zoo early Monday morning and climbed a safety fence near the tiger exhibit. A tiger attacked one of the men, causing significant injuries to his arms.

Security staff gave the man first aid until paramedics arrived and took him to hospital.

Calgary Police are investigating.

Zoo spokeswoman Laurie Herron declined comment other than to say a news conference about the incident is to be held at 10 am MT.

He's lucky he did not get torn to shreds.

"I said southwest-west on the west end... not southwest-south on the south end. Jeesh,now look what ya gone and done." :1orglaugh

Fuck em'! You don't mess with big kitty's...

That's my dating philosophy!:thumbsup

The tiger punished him for tresspassing. Fail!

no pics? ... :(

Makes me wonder what they thought the outcome of climbing into the Tiger enclosure would be...? I would think it is an absolute guarantee that at least one of them (if not both) would be leaving in either an ambulance or a coroners van.

People are strange...!

wouldn't that mean they attacked the tiger?

he is luck that he is still alive...

http://watch.ctv.ca/news/latest/tige...ck/#clip220665

Here is a video news report on the incident, in case anybody is interested.

plenty of dummies in this world

Apparently the two female tigers were locked inside for the night, so he only had a tussle with the male. He should count his lucky stars that his adventure didn't end permanently.

hopefully the cat, now having tasted human blood, doesn't get fucked up now because of the moron

He must have been hopped up on that reefer

http://www.owned.com/Owned_Pictures/...e_bathroom.jpg

ADG

:1orglaugh

LOL love that owned pic :)

What did they expect?

Guy needs a hobby!

ahahahahaha