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EscortBiz 10-01-2009 06:55 AM

For those who believe the world is going to end on 12/21 2012
 
I hear millions of people really believe 100% that on December 21 2012 the world will end.

Well im not here to argue or to debate but rather help you now, since the world is anyway ending on that date id like to offer you some cash now and in turn all you do is sign some papers transferring ownership of all your possessions on that date.

Email me a list of possessions you have and the fee you like to sign those documents.

FrozenJag 10-01-2009 06:59 AM

I went to the movies the other night and seen a large advertisement for a new movie coming out about this stuff. Might be a good movie. :)

bump

Jdoughs 10-01-2009 07:04 AM

Yeah, I'll be buying sites all year in 2012, they wont be any use to anyone so might as well cash out in the summer of 12.

Elixir 10-01-2009 07:08 AM

http://mayancalendar2012.org/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_calendar

http://www.greatdreams.com/2012.htm

bronco67 10-01-2009 07:13 AM

The end of the world has been "right around the corner" since the beginning of recorded human history. Chew on that.

pornguy 10-01-2009 07:15 AM

From what I have read it is still the most accurate that there is.

bronco67 10-01-2009 07:22 AM

If people get worked up about it enough, the thought of it alone could cause some widespread catastrophe -- so it could end up being a self-fulfilled prophecy.

Iron Fist 10-01-2009 07:23 AM

Well I don't want to be the one that said "I told ya so!!"

Martin 10-01-2009 07:36 AM

I have different views on what will happen in 2012. This world might end, but that doesn't mean life as we know it will end. The science does show that the earth is moving into a different realm of space as we pass threw the galactic equator. Read up on the science of the coming events for earth and 2012. Pretty interesting.

RenegadeCash Mark 10-01-2009 07:42 AM

I'll be taking a dump.

dial 10-01-2009 07:44 AM

the world won't end

people are taking the term "the end of time" and running with it. all that is going to happen is a shift in consciousness. how we see time now will change in some way...does anyone know how? nope, but its gunna happen

Vexes 10-01-2009 07:47 AM

The world ended for the Mayans hundreds of years ago.

skinnay 10-01-2009 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin (Post 16377884)
I have different views on what will happen in 2012. This world might end, but that doesn't mean life as we know it will end. The science does show that the earth is moving into a different realm of space as we pass threw the galactic equator. Read up on the science of the coming events for earth and 2012. Pretty interesting.

Do you have a link for these facts?

Martin 10-01-2009 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skinnay (Post 16377959)
Do you have a link for these facts?

No I don't. Just search google. :thumbsup

hjnet 10-01-2009 08:00 AM

Please no more GFY Sience this week or I'll become an Alkoholic, SERIOUSLY!!!

digifan 10-01-2009 08:02 AM

Is this a US only offer?

Pleasurepays 10-01-2009 08:03 AM

well sure... some barbaric indians who hacked up children daily, cutting out their beating hearts to offer a sacrifice of fresh blood to the sun because they were certain the sun needed blood to sustain itself, clearly are all science when predicting the end of the world

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Jade509 10-01-2009 12:43 PM

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

seeandsee 10-01-2009 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hjnet (Post 16377992)
Please no more GFY Sience this week or I'll become an Alkoholic, SERIOUSLY!!!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

TheLegacy 10-01-2009 01:04 PM

Damn, won't this screw up those that live on the dark side of the International Date Line? Like WTF is it 12/21 or 12/20 or 12/22 2012 that they are done

whiskey dick 10-01-2009 01:12 PM

My theory (I have evidence to support this) is that the Mayan prophecy is actually fairly accurate but widely misinterpreted. 12/21/12 will not be the end of the world, but something much much worse- the return of Dharma and Greg to television.

Sosa 10-01-2009 01:17 PM

Can I jump in on that deal with you EB? :)

NaughtyRob 10-01-2009 02:57 PM

The world won't end it will just be an upheaval, for example if the poles shift it will be chaos but not the end of the world.

cherrylula 10-01-2009 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vexes (Post 16377928)
The world ended for the Mayans hundreds of years ago.

no shit, guess they had it wrong... :1orglaugh

Fletch XXX 10-01-2009 03:11 PM

as ive said in other mayan calendar threads, the last thing a bunch of wild tribals who died out know is when the world will end. :1orglaugh

JD 10-01-2009 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whiskey dick (Post 16379346)
My theory (I have evidence to support this) is that the Mayan prophecy is actually fairly accurate but widely misinterpreted. 12/21/12 will not be the end of the world, but something much much worse- the return of Dharma and Greg to television.

NOooooooooooOOOOOOoooooo!!!!!!

J. Falcon 10-01-2009 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 16377797)
The end of the world has been "right around the corner" since the beginning of recorded human history. Chew on that.

There is a passage in Umberto Eco's book Name of the Rose that has stuck with me ever since I read it.

William Baskerville, the main character, says "Ever since the beginning of time man has been predicting the end of the world. Thus, my conclusion is that the world is always about to end."

J. Falcon 10-01-2009 03:33 PM

Everyone here posting that the Mayans were wild and ignorant have really no idea what they are talking about. Who wasn't wild in those days? Were the settlers who arrived in American civilized? They Mayan culture practically invented writing and the 360 day calendar and made amazing advancements in mathematics and astronomy. They were also remarkable scientists in many fields. They tracked the movement of the stars and planets across and were able to accurately predict celestial events like eclipses.

Kimmykim 10-01-2009 03:44 PM

The world is going to end the same way all the computers stopped working on January 1 2000.

TheAmericanCannibal 10-01-2009 03:46 PM

Hahaha I don't know about the world, but I am hoping this day will end soon.

:-))

Hit me up on the cell later player.

TheAmericanCannibal 10-01-2009 03:49 PM

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Lace 10-01-2009 03:49 PM

Who cares? live for the day :Graucho

Si 10-01-2009 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vexes (Post 16377928)
The world ended for the Mayans hundreds of years ago.

:1orglaugh

Oh too true.

After Shock Media 10-01-2009 04:45 PM

Not that I believe in this at all and I just profit from it. If you are still in the dark ages of information yourself, it would help if you added in some extra information that supports the whole idea.

You can pull up information in regards to the Hopi Indians and the end of times. You will get to the same point in time approximately.

You also can bypass the whole ancient people idea who did not even invent the wheel yet predicted this shit by doing research on project Web-bot which was started a few decades back to predict stock market changes. Latter it was also added to keep searching for more and more keywords and the words around them using linguistic software and sending all this data in sort of vague sentences like Leonardo use to right, the quatrains. The creator has since gone into hiding and occasionally leaks out predictions. Seems his system did get 9/11 and Katerina correctly. It also is pointing to major shit in 2012. (keep in mind it has shit loads of misses).

There is much much more but I am not about to give away the entire business plan on how to make money on these people.

ProG 10-01-2009 04:48 PM

I'm hoping for ZZZOMBIES :ak47::BangBang:

J. Falcon 10-01-2009 07:06 PM

BTW it isn't just the Mayas who think there will be a major change in the way of life in 2012. Many prophets and cultures think so.

jakethedog 10-01-2009 07:19 PM

There are 2 facts that are true and provable by science that will happen on Dec 21 2012 ..

1. the earth with be moving into a new cycle Aquarius hence the song "this is the dawning of the age of Aquarius" .. The Myan's believed this and they believed that this will be the "end of Time" meaning we are leaving this current cycle .. Many civilizations share this celestial belief ..

2. NOW for the fun one ... every 20,000 years or so there is a MASS extinction on earth .. funny thing is that that coincides with an alignment which takes place in our galaxy .. Sun .. moon..earth and the some other shit .. PLUS the center of our solar system .. this alignment has caused polar shifts and the earths crust to shift HUGELY every time it happens .. They believe it is due to the extreme gravity placed on the earth from the alignment .. at very very least there will be some pretty fucking sick tide changes happening .. Oh ya .. something about Noah and an arc happened approximately 20,000 yrs ago as well ..

Just something to think about ..I have and I own guns .. water ..canned food ... generators and oh ya ....a boat .. ;)

amacontent 10-01-2009 07:28 PM

I refuse to put a price tag on Roxy and Chewie. They can come with me.

madawgz 10-01-2009 07:39 PM

thats a pretty good idea, put an ad on craigslist :1orglaugh

cyber_ninja 10-01-2009 07:49 PM

maybe 12/21/2012 was just as far as they got on there calender before they decided they where done :winkwink:

slapass 10-01-2009 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dial (Post 16377914)
the world won't end

people are taking the term "the end of time" and running with it. all that is going to happen is a shift in consciousness. how we see time now will change in some way...does anyone know how? nope, but its gunna happen

rrrriiiiiigggghhhhhhttt.

After Shock Media 10-01-2009 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jakethedog (Post 16380439)
There are 2 facts that are true and provable by science that will happen on Dec 21 2012 ..

1. the earth with be moving into a new cycle Aquarius hence the song "this is the dawning of the age of Aquarius" .. The Myan's believed this and they believed that this will be the "end of Time" meaning we are leaving this current cycle .. Many civilizations share this celestial belief ..

2. NOW for the fun one ... every 20,000 years or so there is a MASS extinction on earth .. funny thing is that that coincides with an alignment which takes place in our galaxy .. Sun .. moon..earth and the some other shit .. PLUS the center of our solar system .. this alignment has caused polar shifts and the earths crust to shift HUGELY every time it happens .. They believe it is due to the extreme gravity placed on the earth from the alignment .. at very very least there will be some pretty fucking sick tide changes happening .. Oh ya .. something about Noah and an arc happened approximately 20,000 yrs ago as well ..

Just something to think about ..I have and I own guns .. water ..canned food ... generators and oh ya ....a boat .. ;)

Just saying but your number 2 has a lot of myth in it and junk science. It is harmless we all fall for it sometimes and every so often it even sounds super credible.

Oddly I commented about noah and his arc in another thread yesterday to better help explain the whole thing when the flood and all was challened to be a pure myth.


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