So I get a call from my girlfriend...
 

...she hit the redial button and didn't know it....WHILE SHE WAS ON A DATE...

BUSTED!!

haha whoops!

wwitd? (what would ike turner do?)

nice that you found out anyways, on to the next...

I couldn't hear everything as her phone was in her purse...but I heard enough.

We have an open relationship, since I have been honest about not wanting to marry her...but she is going to get soooo razzed...

Was she moaning in the background?

No but I did hear:

"...mumble mumble mumble how am I supposed to sleep with you if you don't mumble mumble..."

go get yourself another one too. play around the field boy!

:2 cents: :thumbsup

That's an interesting compromise. How would fucking other men help her desire to be in a committed relationship?? :eek2

Take immediate revenge and post her nudies.

so fucking busted... maybe you should call her back... LOL

I honestly could give a fucking fuck if my woman wants to go fuck.. long as she does it safely.. Saves you some work LOL over here

I knew you were listening, you should of stay on longer the fun just started.

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damn that sucks, at least you found out now than later...

Your topic should be called: "So I get a call from my EX-girlfriend"

Maybe she was at the cinema?
Assumption is the mother of all fuckups. Thing twice before you say anything.

people turn off cellphones in cinema :P

police...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

well i would just fuck another girl and while i am doing that call my gf so she can hear lol. No really when you are in an open relation, this can happen if you talked about it before.

If its an open relationship and she eventually wants to get married while you state you have no interest why are you surprised she is looking elsewhere? Isn't fucking around with other people what an open relationship is all about?

Should the title not be "So I get a call from MY NOW EX GIRLFRIEND?"

Not the sharpest tool in the shed now is she

well let's just hope she's your ex-girlfriend now.

Oh no don't get me wrong. I'm not mad at her. We have agreed that it is ok to look.

I just think it is so funny how badly she busted herself. She told me at about 5:00pm "I'm going out for a bit". What she didn't say was "Hey you know that open relationship thing, I'm going to take advantage of it and go on a date tonight"

I ICQ'd with her later, and she was like "OMG how did you know?" and I spilled the beans about the call. We kind of laughed about it, well I did at least. I think she was really embarassed how badly she got busted.

good advice :) :thumbsup

At least you didn't hear ... " Oh my God Tyrone that's the biggest mumble mumble mumble oh oh damn I won't be able to shit right for a week"


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I got that beat. I once hit the redail button while undressing to fuck some chick (stepped on phone inside pocket or something I guess?), and it called my gf. She heard everything down to the girl moaning.

Well, shit happens!

And you can prove she fucks safely how?

sory I don't see "open" relationships as real relationships. If someone wants to be with me then they are with me. If they want to fuck somebody else then they can leave. if I want to fuck other people then I'm not going to get into a relationship or I'll leave the one I'm in BEFORE I start fucking other people. pretty simple.

wow thats fucked up. id punch her in the neck when she got home :1orglaugh

personally, ive really changed my mind about getting married and commitment over the past few years. almost every couple I know, one has cheated on the other and most cases its the wife with some bullshit "i dont feel appreciated" crap.

yeah i know that men cheat and stray, but I know that I can control myself. if im cheating on my wife/gf then i know i have no feelings and the relationship is over. likewise, i dont want to put in years of my life both emotionally and financially, as well as if we have kids together, for her to stray one day because some guy sweeps her off her feet to get down her pants for an afternoon.

Why call her a girlfriend ... if shes gonna come around with some other guys fresh semen in her mouth to give you a kiss.

just keep her as a bootycall and have other women, don't you have enough game to spit and have a bullpen...

Nice.. I like when people forget to hang up while talking to you. They think they disconnected and set the phone down and start talking. Its interesting to hear what they have to say sometimes.

I am beginning to think the same. Im 41 now, and almost ALL the friends and couples I knew when I was 30, have since gotten divorced.

I keep this girl around, because I really, really, really, really like her, and we get along really well. I just don't want to marry her. So when she is ready to leave, she is free...

you dont seem to upset