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Man on CraigsList Seeking Clown to Disturb Neighbor

I thought this was funny-

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Clown for Kicks (Mendota Heights)
Date: 2009-08-28, 11:12AM CDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

I am looking for someone to dress up like a Clown and hang out with me. I would cook you diner ? or we could BBQ something. I?m interested in making my neighbor lady wonder. I have already had a man in a panda costume last month ? and also had a heard of sheep come in for the day to cut the grass. (sheep do a good job by the way). A clown would be something.

Maybe you could bring some balloons ? or make balloon animals to hang in my tree. I?d like to have this done some evening between 6pm and dark. The longer you can stay the better (like if you could stay for the whole 3 hours). Do you have any tricks you could do?

Like I said ? I could cook diner and get you drunk ? I?d even be willing to pay your cab fare to and from. I don?t have much to offer ? and my neighbor lady is driving me nuts ? so I want to drive her nuts. If you had a Mime friend ? it would be cool to see you two chase each other around the yard or do relay races while I time you.

Let me know your thoughts ? open to Men and Women Clowns.

Source- http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com/200...lown-this-guy/

lol, some people have all the fun! :P

I would love having him for a neighbor!

The blog that came from is classic, be sure to read the one at the bottom of the current front page about purple money.

someone call holly stevens

If thats what he considers "driving her nuts", then all I want to know is what she is doing that this person refers to as "she's driving me nuts".

Well worth it...they'll cook diner and get you drunk.

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 16334508)

If thats what he considers "driving her nuts", then all I want to know is what she is doing that this person refers to as "she's driving me nuts".

LOL! I was going to say the same thing! This thread rly made me LOL thanx I needed that!:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

OMG that is funny. I wish I had a neighbor like that.

Damn , some pretty good ideas there. But my shitty neighbours just moved out. Maybe for the new neighbour :)

He needs to videotape that stuff.

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Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele (Post 16334623)

He needs to videotape that stuff.

Totally. Except PPV webcam it. Sounds like an easy sell! LOL

I think he should have a person in a penguin suit next.

Just host a furry convention.. but then you'll probably have to have the place fumigated.

I just want a drunk clown at my birthday party. Is that asking too much??

When I read the title I expected something much more disturbing. Like having the clown be noticed, enter the house without knocking or be peeping in the woman who hired the clowns windows. Every so often have the clown come towards the other person house.

That would freak the fuck out of me. I have big time issues with clowns. I would rather find a rabid grizzly bear at my door than a fucking clown.

your sig rocks. cats are awesome because they think people are lower than they are.

LOL sounds like a Jack Nicholson movie :1orglaugh

the monopoly money one is quality

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 16334937)

Just host a furry convention.. but then you'll probably have to have the place fumigated.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

That's pretty damn funny.

that would be so much more exciting than my redneck neighbors always banging on shit in their driveway.